Clemonpie
@clemonpie.bsky.social
she/it 🏳️⚧️ θΔ
Wake up babe! It's clementime to shine.
Wake up babe! It's clementime to shine.
maybe the most difficult thing about learning who and what you are is the disruption to day-to-day life caused by the newfound obligation to incorporate it into your life for the sake of authenticity
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
maybe the most difficult thing about learning who and what you are is the disruption to day-to-day life caused by the newfound obligation to incorporate it into your life for the sake of authenticity
This locomotion got me moving crazy
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This locomotion got me moving crazy
Screaming internally, I hope this is reapable ::(
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Screaming internally, I hope this is reapable ::(
My Regression Models lecturer during last class: Anyone remember what a subspace is? *looks at me*
October 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My Regression Models lecturer during last class: Anyone remember what a subspace is? *looks at me*
Reposted by Clemonpie
mathematicians be like "i was thinking of 4 today"
September 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
mathematicians be like "i was thinking of 4 today"
Reposted by Clemonpie
the benefit of being bad at rolling is that I get to make my housemate laugh in exchange for free rollies
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the benefit of being bad at rolling is that I get to make my housemate laugh in exchange for free rollies
Autistic fox: noo pls don't slash paws :(
September 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Autistic fox: noo pls don't slash paws :(
Mm know kkkkmk nkkk kk k I'm on ñk kon no kkko. On mm ok mk.ommm
September 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mm know kkkkmk nkkk kk k I'm on ñk kon no kkko. On mm ok mk.ommm
Pussy got me feeling dandy
September 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pussy got me feeling dandy
Bully Clementine? More like Swirlytime
September 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Bully Clementine? More like Swirlytime
Going crazy alone in the house that I spent my childhood and teenage years feeling isolated and alone in. This place is cursed and I never want to see it again.
September 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Going crazy alone in the house that I spent my childhood and teenage years feeling isolated and alone in. This place is cursed and I never want to see it again.
My wife gave me a new teddy (on my shot day) for me to hug after my final exam. I'm not okay 😭😭
August 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My wife gave me a new teddy (on my shot day) for me to hug after my final exam. I'm not okay 😭😭
Currently investigating the
"Let's go on another date!" to "Forgot to tell you I'm in a monogamous relationship" pipeline
"Let's go on another date!" to "Forgot to tell you I'm in a monogamous relationship" pipeline
August 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Currently investigating the
"Let's go on another date!" to "Forgot to tell you I'm in a monogamous relationship" pipeline
"Let's go on another date!" to "Forgot to tell you I'm in a monogamous relationship" pipeline
The Dolls love Sierpinski's Triangle
August 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Dolls love Sierpinski's Triangle
Transphobic Rivers Cuomo: Goddamn you half girls
July 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Transphobic Rivers Cuomo: Goddamn you half girls
Cork people cork people
June 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Cork people cork people
I call my tits the Twin Prime Conjecture because they keep growing further and further apart
May 31, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I call my tits the Twin Prime Conjecture because they keep growing further and further apart
Call me empty and frightened the way those are quite reasonable feelings at the moment actually
May 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Call me empty and frightened the way those are quite reasonable feelings at the moment actually
Stopped brushing my hair recently and I'm getting waves for the first time in my life :)
April 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Stopped brushing my hair recently and I'm getting waves for the first time in my life :)
Snowman called Chill Burr
April 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Snowman called Chill Burr
My cousin gave me his fur coat and I said I looked like if Cruella de Vil were a tr*nny. A cis woman said "Don't put yourself down like that"
???
???
March 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
My cousin gave me his fur coat and I said I looked like if Cruella de Vil were a tr*nny. A cis woman said "Don't put yourself down like that"
???
???
Evening is trans AMAB assigned morning at birth
February 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Evening is trans AMAB assigned morning at birth
Walking around like a point-and-click video game caharcter
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Walking around like a point-and-click video game caharcter
Is sure short for suretainly?
February 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Is sure short for suretainly?