Clay🦊
@clayfox.bsky.social
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
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Went 5 nights back home without incident but crashed out on my mom on the last night about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl #soclose
a man wearing glasses is saying `` i 've had enough ! ''
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October 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Went 5 nights back home without incident but crashed out on my mom on the last night about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl #soclose
And I can put my leg out the bed. Everybody wins.
I like being the big spoon so I can put my leg on you
Do you prefer being big spoon or little?
September 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
And I can put my leg out the bed. Everybody wins.
I just saw a woman wearing a cheetah print jacket that was very cool so I said “great jacket!” to her and she smiled and said “Jesus loves you! There’s a God in heaven!” This is why you never break the mind your own fucking business rule.
September 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I just saw a woman wearing a cheetah print jacket that was very cool so I said “great jacket!” to her and she smiled and said “Jesus loves you! There’s a God in heaven!” This is why you never break the mind your own fucking business rule.
Phlebotomist: are you good?
Me: yeah I just disassociate while it’s happening
Me: yeah I just disassociate while it’s happening
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September 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Phlebotomist: are you good?
Me: yeah I just disassociate while it’s happening
Me: yeah I just disassociate while it’s happening
The OMNI readers were down at the uptown 25th street A/C/E station so I asked someone on the other side to open the emergency door. A literal 7 year old walked over to open it, then I held it for like 20 people. I love my city #nyc
September 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The OMNI readers were down at the uptown 25th street A/C/E station so I asked someone on the other side to open the emergency door. A literal 7 year old walked over to open it, then I held it for like 20 people. I love my city #nyc
Million dollar idea: create the American version of a vuvuzela for the 2026 World Cup. I don’t know what the closest potential American “instrument” would be, but I assume it would just sound like a fart when you blew it.
July 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Million dollar idea: create the American version of a vuvuzela for the 2026 World Cup. I don’t know what the closest potential American “instrument” would be, but I assume it would just sound like a fart when you blew it.
The South Park dudes about to fall out a window
July 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The South Park dudes about to fall out a window
Getting on a plane for the first time since December. If I don’t make it please politicize the fuck out of my death and get my family paid
June 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Getting on a plane for the first time since December. If I don’t make it please politicize the fuck out of my death and get my family paid
Live shot of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at tonight’s debate #nyc
June 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Live shot of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social at tonight’s debate #nyc
I can’t stop saying flotilla in my head like Glorilla
June 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I can’t stop saying flotilla in my head like Glorilla
Dining al fresco in soho at 4:45 pm
Waitress: will you be having dinner?
Me: uhhh sure if you wanna call it that #latelunch
Waitress: will you be having dinner?
Me: uhhh sure if you wanna call it that #latelunch
June 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Dining al fresco in soho at 4:45 pm
Waitress: will you be having dinner?
Me: uhhh sure if you wanna call it that #latelunch
Waitress: will you be having dinner?
Me: uhhh sure if you wanna call it that #latelunch
Whenever I see aspartame written my brain tries to read it like it’s Spanish which is more fun imo
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Whenever I see aspartame written my brain tries to read it like it’s Spanish which is more fun imo
Yes’cers for pacers is the wackest shit I’ve ever seen #ecf
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May 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yes’cers for pacers is the wackest shit I’ve ever seen #ecf
Justice for the pronunciation of Thibodeau’s name. Every time someone hits the Thib instead of Tib a ghost is released from a grave in New Orleans
May 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Justice for the pronunciation of Thibodeau’s name. Every time someone hits the Thib instead of Tib a ghost is released from a grave in New Orleans
Oh shit Halliburton is gonna wish he’d never done that. No matter what happens tonight.
May 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Oh shit Halliburton is gonna wish he’d never done that. No matter what happens tonight.
Does anyone else hear Method Man saying Mikal the way he says Tical in their head when they read Mikal Bridges name or just me
May 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Does anyone else hear Method Man saying Mikal the way he says Tical in their head when they read Mikal Bridges name or just me
How is ESPN sending me end of quarter push notifications a full 30 game seconds before the quarter is over
May 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
How is ESPN sending me end of quarter push notifications a full 30 game seconds before the quarter is over
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It was a wrap as soon as Draymond opened the game with two 3s
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
It was a wrap as soon as Draymond opened the game with two 3s
I know pita chips and hummus really hate to see me coming
April 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I know pita chips and hummus really hate to see me coming
COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!! #coyg
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April 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!! #coyg
How do I tell Apple TV to stop trying to throw me to the next show and instead add a “Skip the international credits” button so I can see the Severance aftershow you literally teased at the top of the show
March 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
How do I tell Apple TV to stop trying to throw me to the next show and instead add a “Skip the international credits” button so I can see the Severance aftershow you literally teased at the top of the show
Eroxon is maybe one of the best drug names to drop in quite some time 🫡
March 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Eroxon is maybe one of the best drug names to drop in quite some time 🫡