Claudia Montague Wheatley
@claudiamw.bsky.social
"If you need special training to be told not to [name atrocity here], maybe you're too fucked up to be on the police force in the first place."
—George Carlin
DEMOCRATS: You can't train psychopathic violence out of violent psychopaths.
ABOLISH ICE NOW.
—George Carlin
DEMOCRATS: You can't train psychopathic violence out of violent psychopaths.
ABOLISH ICE NOW.
Pinned
If MAGA Males could think, this would be their response to ICE murders:
KEITH PORTER: “Yeah but I’m not a Black man”
RENEE GOOD: “Yeah but I’m not a white woman”
ALEX PRETTI: “Yeah but … oh shit”
KEITH PORTER: “Yeah but I’m not a Black man”
RENEE GOOD: “Yeah but I’m not a white woman”
ALEX PRETTI: “Yeah but … oh shit”
Does this mean no Trump Station in NYC? 🥳
"Trump Loses. New Yorkers Win. AGAIN." —Gov. Hochul
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February 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Does this mean no Trump Station in NYC? 🥳
Can't read WSJ but it's odd that this popped up on my timeline right after I listened to a podcast about Tulsi Gabbard's connection to a cult, the leader of which is said to have a lot of influence over her.
You guys: I don't think Tulsi is on our side.
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You guys: I don't think Tulsi is on our side.
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February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Can't read WSJ but it's odd that this popped up on my timeline right after I listened to a podcast about Tulsi Gabbard's connection to a cult, the leader of which is said to have a lot of influence over her.
You guys: I don't think Tulsi is on our side.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
You guys: I don't think Tulsi is on our side.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS X 10000000
What was wrong with Joe? Bad reaction to medication.
What IS wrong with Donald? Frontotemporal Dementia (FTD).
And you don't cure that with a good night's sleep.
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What was wrong with Joe? Bad reaction to medication.
What IS wrong with Donald? Frontotemporal Dementia (FTD).
And you don't cure that with a good night's sleep.
frankgeorge8675309.substack.com/p/dammit-its...
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 PM
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS X 10000000
What was wrong with Joe? Bad reaction to medication.
What IS wrong with Donald? Frontotemporal Dementia (FTD).
And you don't cure that with a good night's sleep.
frankgeorge8675309.substack.com/p/dammit-its...
What was wrong with Joe? Bad reaction to medication.
What IS wrong with Donald? Frontotemporal Dementia (FTD).
And you don't cure that with a good night's sleep.
frankgeorge8675309.substack.com/p/dammit-its...
ICYMI: Daily Show regular interviews Melania fans at the premiere and discovers that it's not just dumb poor people who adore the Trumps ...
... dumb rich people love them, too!
Proof, as if more were needed, that you don't have to be smart to be wealthy.
youtu.be/m_yb21Nps5o?...
... dumb rich people love them, too!
Proof, as if more were needed, that you don't have to be smart to be wealthy.
youtu.be/m_yb21Nps5o?...
Jordan Klepper Went to the “Melania” Movie So You Don’t Have To | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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February 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
ICYMI: Daily Show regular interviews Melania fans at the premiere and discovers that it's not just dumb poor people who adore the Trumps ...
... dumb rich people love them, too!
Proof, as if more were needed, that you don't have to be smart to be wealthy.
youtu.be/m_yb21Nps5o?...
... dumb rich people love them, too!
Proof, as if more were needed, that you don't have to be smart to be wealthy.
youtu.be/m_yb21Nps5o?...
No wonder they found it so easy to torture, rape and kill the children of poor people.
We need to rid the world of billionaires. They are mentally diseased by their own wealth.
We need to rid the world of billionaires. They are mentally diseased by their own wealth.
One major feature of the Epstein Files, apart from the heinous predatory and abusive behaviour of powerful men, is their overall disdain for the "lower classes." In one email exchange between film producer Barry Josephson and Epstein, the two
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
No wonder they found it so easy to torture, rape and kill the children of poor people.
We need to rid the world of billionaires. They are mentally diseased by their own wealth.
We need to rid the world of billionaires. They are mentally diseased by their own wealth.
I'm convinced.
No more talk about Alzheimers re: POTUS.
From now, he's FTD Man: a malignant narcissist with frontotemporal dementia!
No more talk about Alzheimers re: POTUS.
From now, he's FTD Man: a malignant narcissist with frontotemporal dementia!
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I'm convinced.
No more talk about Alzheimers re: POTUS.
From now, he's FTD Man: a malignant narcissist with frontotemporal dementia!
No more talk about Alzheimers re: POTUS.
From now, he's FTD Man: a malignant narcissist with frontotemporal dementia!
The greatest irony of all time would be if it turns out that Big Willie was really only into Epstein for his money—ie, big donations to the Clinton Foundation, which he was actively fundraising for at about the time he went to Africa, etc. with Jeff.
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The greatest irony of all time would be if it turns out that Big Willie was really only into Epstein for his money—ie, big donations to the Clinton Foundation, which he was actively fundraising for at about the time he went to Africa, etc. with Jeff.
"They can take notes but can't have electronic devices."
That's okay. The American Revolution started with a declaration of independence written with a goose quill and ink.
I wonder how many Republican members of Congress will sign up to review the files.
I guess we can count Moses Johnson out.
That's okay. The American Revolution started with a declaration of independence written with a goose quill and ink.
I wonder how many Republican members of Congress will sign up to review the files.
I guess we can count Moses Johnson out.
Members of Congress will be able to view unredacted Epstein files next week www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Members of Congress will be able to view unredacted Epstein files next week
Members will be able to review the files on computers at DOJ beginning Monday, according to a letter obtained by NBC News. They can take notes, but cannot have electronic devices.
www.nbcnews.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
"They can take notes but can't have electronic devices."
That's okay. The American Revolution started with a declaration of independence written with a goose quill and ink.
I wonder how many Republican members of Congress will sign up to review the files.
I guess we can count Moses Johnson out.
That's okay. The American Revolution started with a declaration of independence written with a goose quill and ink.
I wonder how many Republican members of Congress will sign up to review the files.
I guess we can count Moses Johnson out.
Big MAGA he-man shaved his head to avoid being recognized as the guy who assaulted a teenage girl over her anti-ICE sign, and got his ass beat by her classmates before hopping back into his truck and booking outta there ... 😂 😂 😂
A master of disguise, this mad genius!
A master of disguise, this mad genius!
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Big MAGA he-man shaved his head to avoid being recognized as the guy who assaulted a teenage girl over her anti-ICE sign, and got his ass beat by her classmates before hopping back into his truck and booking outta there ... 😂 😂 😂
A master of disguise, this mad genius!
A master of disguise, this mad genius!
“The commander in question allegedly wore red MAGA hats … reportedly designated the documentary screening as one of three mandatory monthly unit activity events designed to strengthen military unit cohesion.”
It worked! Everyone is unified in hating Melania and him. www.rawstory.com/military-267...
It worked! Everyone is unified in hating Melania and him. www.rawstory.com/military-267...
Military commanders reportedly force troops to see Melania movie: 'People are scared'
The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has warned that thousands of active-duty military personnel may have been coerced into attending screenings of the Melania documentary.The $75 million Amazon ...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
“The commander in question allegedly wore red MAGA hats … reportedly designated the documentary screening as one of three mandatory monthly unit activity events designed to strengthen military unit cohesion.”
It worked! Everyone is unified in hating Melania and him. www.rawstory.com/military-267...
It worked! Everyone is unified in hating Melania and him. www.rawstory.com/military-267...
CHRIST I wish Trump and the Republicans weren’t in power!
We could be mopping up the remainder now and celebrate victory in Ukraine before the next anniversary of the invasion!
We could be mopping up the remainder now and celebrate victory in Ukraine before the next anniversary of the invasion!
Fuck russia for so many reasons.
youtu.be/oMpXiUHzHE4?...
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Largest Troop LOSSES in Modern History... Putin’s War Is OVER
YouTube video by The Military Show
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February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
CHRIST I wish Trump and the Republicans weren’t in power!
We could be mopping up the remainder now and celebrate victory in Ukraine before the next anniversary of the invasion!
We could be mopping up the remainder now and celebrate victory in Ukraine before the next anniversary of the invasion!
Be careful what you wish for, Donald.
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Be careful what you wish for, Donald.
I love this so much that, yes, I DO want to marry it. 🥊 🥊 📴
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I love this so much that, yes, I DO want to marry it. 🥊 🥊 📴
Expansive, easy-to-translate Italianate hand gestures also encouraged.
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Expansive, easy-to-translate Italianate hand gestures also encouraged.
The long and short of it:
“The problem isn’t our doctors. It’s that pregnancy is too complicated to legislate.”
“The problem isn’t our doctors. It’s that pregnancy is too complicated to legislate.”
For the first time since Texas criminalized abortion, the state’s medical regulator is instructing doctors on when they can legally terminate a pregnancy to protect the life of the patient. @propublica.org
www.propublica.org/article/texa...
www.propublica.org/article/texa...
After Years of Silence, Texas Medical Board Issues Training for Doctors on How to Legally Provide Abortions
The course includes examples of when abortion is permitted to protect the life of the patient, but many experts say the complications women face in pregnancy are impossible to capture in a brief prese...
www.propublica.org
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The long and short of it:
“The problem isn’t our doctors. It’s that pregnancy is too complicated to legislate.”
“The problem isn’t our doctors. It’s that pregnancy is too complicated to legislate.”
Why the FUCK is the FBI getting involved in the midterms?
I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Why the FUCK is the FBI getting involved in the midterms?
All eyes on Congress this fall, peeps: BOTH SIDES.
"Republicans privately admit that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has recruited a good batch of candidates"
Which is why we don't put our elderly party leaders on an ice floe and shove it out to sea.
www.rawstory.com/republican-s...
"Republicans privately admit that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has recruited a good batch of candidates"
Which is why we don't put our elderly party leaders on an ice floe and shove it out to sea.
www.rawstory.com/republican-s...
GOP admits chances 'far less certain' for keeping Senate majority after internal polling
Republicans are increasingly worried they'll lose their U.S. Senate majority.GOP strategists have been concerned for months about polling in U.S. House races, but private polls have been painting a di...
www.rawstory.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
All eyes on Congress this fall, peeps: BOTH SIDES.
"Republicans privately admit that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has recruited a good batch of candidates"
Which is why we don't put our elderly party leaders on an ice floe and shove it out to sea.
www.rawstory.com/republican-s...
"Republicans privately admit that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has recruited a good batch of candidates"
Which is why we don't put our elderly party leaders on an ice floe and shove it out to sea.
www.rawstory.com/republican-s...
It should fucking INFURIATE every sane person! 😡
All those conservatives raising hell over the idea of their tax dollars going for birth control for poor people, but the billionaires are literally robbing the country blind and not a peep outta the old tea baggers. 😑
All those conservatives raising hell over the idea of their tax dollars going for birth control for poor people, but the billionaires are literally robbing the country blind and not a peep outta the old tea baggers. 😑
February 6, 2026 at 12:38 PM
It should fucking INFURIATE every sane person! 😡
All those conservatives raising hell over the idea of their tax dollars going for birth control for poor people, but the billionaires are literally robbing the country blind and not a peep outta the old tea baggers. 😑
All those conservatives raising hell over the idea of their tax dollars going for birth control for poor people, but the billionaires are literally robbing the country blind and not a peep outta the old tea baggers. 😑
Dear MAGA
It's been TEN YEARS.
Isn't it time to admit that you've been conned?
It's been TEN YEARS.
Isn't it time to admit that you've been conned?
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Dear MAGA
It's been TEN YEARS.
Isn't it time to admit that you've been conned?
It's been TEN YEARS.
Isn't it time to admit that you've been conned?
Countries NOT launching investigations linked to the Epstein files:
United States
Russia (I wonder why ... )
United States
Russia (I wonder why ... )
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Countries NOT launching investigations linked to the Epstein files:
United States
Russia (I wonder why ... )
United States
Russia (I wonder why ... )
Rep. Lieu calls on Todd Blanche to resign for (a) not knowing that it IS illegal to attend parties where trafficking of minors is taking place and (b) allowing nude photos* of victims to go unredacted.
* And names, while perpetrator names ARE redacted, some in the same document; NOT an oversight.
* And names, while perpetrator names ARE redacted, some in the same document; NOT an oversight.
Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA) tells reporters the Epstein files contain allegations that President Trump raped and threatened to kill children.
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Rep. Lieu calls on Todd Blanche to resign for (a) not knowing that it IS illegal to attend parties where trafficking of minors is taking place and (b) allowing nude photos* of victims to go unredacted.
* And names, while perpetrator names ARE redacted, some in the same document; NOT an oversight.
* And names, while perpetrator names ARE redacted, some in the same document; NOT an oversight.
Donald's stupid but Chuck ain't—he knows he'd never make it out of NYC alive if he let that happen.
Most New Yorkers would rather be stuck in commuter traffic than see the Trump name slapped on two of their landmarks.
Most New Yorkers would rather be stuck in commuter traffic than see the Trump name slapped on two of their landmarks.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Donald's stupid but Chuck ain't—he knows he'd never make it out of NYC alive if he let that happen.
Most New Yorkers would rather be stuck in commuter traffic than see the Trump name slapped on two of their landmarks.
Most New Yorkers would rather be stuck in commuter traffic than see the Trump name slapped on two of their landmarks.
A fine tribute to Black History Month:
If you really want America great….watch this 👇👇
Let us never be silent again!!!!!
Let us never be silent again!!!!!
February 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM
A fine tribute to Black History Month: