time for WWDC pre-announcements
May 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
time for WWDC pre-announcements
Reposted by Clarko
At an aquarium, my wife put her phone screen against the glass of a dolphin exhibit. Thinking this was an impractical way to record them, I asked,
“What are you doing?”
- “Showing them something they’ve never seen before.”
“Oh. What are you showing them?”
- “Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus.”
“What are you doing?”
- “Showing them something they’ve never seen before.”
“Oh. What are you showing them?”
- “Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus.”
May 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
At an aquarium, my wife put her phone screen against the glass of a dolphin exhibit. Thinking this was an impractical way to record them, I asked,
“What are you doing?”
- “Showing them something they’ve never seen before.”
“Oh. What are you showing them?”
- “Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus.”
“What are you doing?”
- “Showing them something they’ve never seen before.”
“Oh. What are you showing them?”
- “Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus.”
Does anyone else in iOS dev…
1. Use GitHub + Fastlane for submitting to TestFlight
2. See massive multi-hour lags in upload/processing lately?
1. Use GitHub + Fastlane for submitting to TestFlight
2. See massive multi-hour lags in upload/processing lately?
May 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Does anyone else in iOS dev…
1. Use GitHub + Fastlane for submitting to TestFlight
2. See massive multi-hour lags in upload/processing lately?
1. Use GitHub + Fastlane for submitting to TestFlight
2. See massive multi-hour lags in upload/processing lately?
I’m so fucking happy TLOU2 is here, and the story is (still) only minimally altered for the screen.
Abby looks a little thin but I digress.
Abby looks a little thin but I digress.
April 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’m so fucking happy TLOU2 is here, and the story is (still) only minimally altered for the screen.
Abby looks a little thin but I digress.
Abby looks a little thin but I digress.
Watching YouTube in a hot tub. Holding my phone real close to the water so I can be distracted by the reflection and it’s basically the same as Apple Vision Pro.
April 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Watching YouTube in a hot tub. Holding my phone real close to the water so I can be distracted by the reflection and it’s basically the same as Apple Vision Pro.
I try not to get up everyone’s ass about pronunciation, for obvious reasons
But absolutely EVERYONE is mispronouncing perineum
But absolutely EVERYONE is mispronouncing perineum
April 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I try not to get up everyone’s ass about pronunciation, for obvious reasons
But absolutely EVERYONE is mispronouncing perineum
But absolutely EVERYONE is mispronouncing perineum
I’m glad LLMs work so well for Python programmers but I’m yet to see one that knows jack shit about SwiftUI
March 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m glad LLMs work so well for Python programmers but I’m yet to see one that knows jack shit about SwiftUI
the FDA only says you have to cook your food to 165°F so you’ll burn the roof of your mouth
March 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
the FDA only says you have to cook your food to 165°F so you’ll burn the roof of your mouth
We are so busy
being small and hungry and alive.
-Joy Sullivan
being small and hungry and alive.
-Joy Sullivan
March 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
We are so busy
being small and hungry and alive.
-Joy Sullivan
being small and hungry and alive.
-Joy Sullivan
It could mean something.
It could mean everything.
-Mary Oliver
It could mean everything.
-Mary Oliver
February 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
It could mean something.
It could mean everything.
-Mary Oliver
It could mean everything.
-Mary Oliver
Reposted by Clarko
"Rawdog" is the 2024 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release. #WOTY2024 #ADS2025 #LSA2025 americandialect.org/2024-word-of...
2024 Word of the Year Is “Rawdog” - American Dialect Society
Philadelphia Marriott Downtown–Jan. 10—The American Dialect Society, in its 35th annual words-of-the-year vote, selected rawdog as the Word of the Year for 2024. More than three hundred attendees took...
americandialect.org
January 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Rawdog" is the 2024 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release. #WOTY2024 #ADS2025 #LSA2025 americandialect.org/2024-word-of...
What they don’t tell you in English class is you’ll only think Michelangelo is cool for a few years tops
At different stages in life it’ll be Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael; they’ll all be cool eventually
You like Mikey when you identify with Mikey
(please sub my dated media reference for your own)
At different stages in life it’ll be Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael; they’ll all be cool eventually
You like Mikey when you identify with Mikey
(please sub my dated media reference for your own)
January 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
What they don’t tell you in English class is you’ll only think Michelangelo is cool for a few years tops
At different stages in life it’ll be Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael; they’ll all be cool eventually
You like Mikey when you identify with Mikey
(please sub my dated media reference for your own)
At different stages in life it’ll be Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael; they’ll all be cool eventually
You like Mikey when you identify with Mikey
(please sub my dated media reference for your own)
Rewatching the Matrix Reloaded and remembering why I never bothered with the third movie. Name an iffier sequel.
January 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Rewatching the Matrix Reloaded and remembering why I never bothered with the third movie. Name an iffier sequel.
Kinda like how when I’m listening to a podcast or watching TV with headphones in, my dog thinks we’re just hanging out quietly. This is a very quiet house by his reckoning.
December 28, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Kinda like how when I’m listening to a podcast or watching TV with headphones in, my dog thinks we’re just hanging out quietly. This is a very quiet house by his reckoning.
Hey Apple please do some of that legendary vertical integration of yours and make it so when I turn the TV on and all my Bluetooth devices are with me (and my wife and all her Bluetooth devices are in another room) that it’s automatically switched to my profile? You can smell my Bluetooths right?
December 28, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Hey Apple please do some of that legendary vertical integration of yours and make it so when I turn the TV on and all my Bluetooth devices are with me (and my wife and all her Bluetooth devices are in another room) that it’s automatically switched to my profile? You can smell my Bluetooths right?
Frodo Corleone. Is that anything?
December 28, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Frodo Corleone. Is that anything?
Eating lunch at a restaurant playing Anti-Flag and Dropkick Murphys Christmas songs. Truly this is why I live in the Bay Area.
December 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Eating lunch at a restaurant playing Anti-Flag and Dropkick Murphys Christmas songs. Truly this is why I live in the Bay Area.
In retrospect it’s really weird that dog trainers and puppy schools in SF teach you to throw treats onto the ground.
Fully half my energy on dog walks is making sure he’s not eating weird stuff he finds on the street. But we’ve trained him his whole life that street snacks are legit.
Fully half my energy on dog walks is making sure he’s not eating weird stuff he finds on the street. But we’ve trained him his whole life that street snacks are legit.
December 22, 2024 at 9:19 PM
In retrospect it’s really weird that dog trainers and puppy schools in SF teach you to throw treats onto the ground.
Fully half my energy on dog walks is making sure he’s not eating weird stuff he finds on the street. But we’ve trained him his whole life that street snacks are legit.
Fully half my energy on dog walks is making sure he’s not eating weird stuff he finds on the street. But we’ve trained him his whole life that street snacks are legit.
Babe get up, another 2024 wrapped arrived 😳
December 18, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Babe get up, another 2024 wrapped arrived 😳
turned on accessibility Head Pointer while charging my mouse and it kinda slaps
December 11, 2024 at 4:33 PM
turned on accessibility Head Pointer while charging my mouse and it kinda slaps
Been clear to everyone since forever the touch controls on HomePods are all form over function, but it really hits when I see my #1 song of 2024
Someone accidentally touched our HomePod and couldn’t. see. how. to stop it.
So they just turned the volume down and it played on repeat for 8 hours
Someone accidentally touched our HomePod and couldn’t. see. how. to stop it.
So they just turned the volume down and it played on repeat for 8 hours
December 8, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Been clear to everyone since forever the touch controls on HomePods are all form over function, but it really hits when I see my #1 song of 2024
Someone accidentally touched our HomePod and couldn’t. see. how. to stop it.
So they just turned the volume down and it played on repeat for 8 hours
Someone accidentally touched our HomePod and couldn’t. see. how. to stop it.
So they just turned the volume down and it played on repeat for 8 hours
I mostly use Siri in the car, and I’m on the 18.2 beta, so take this all with a grain of salt…
But Siri’s actually getting good at answering questions by searching the web and just quoting an answer to you? And quoting the source?
I’ll take that for “world knowledge”
But Siri’s actually getting good at answering questions by searching the web and just quoting an answer to you? And quoting the source?
I’ll take that for “world knowledge”
December 7, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I mostly use Siri in the car, and I’m on the 18.2 beta, so take this all with a grain of salt…
But Siri’s actually getting good at answering questions by searching the web and just quoting an answer to you? And quoting the source?
I’ll take that for “world knowledge”
But Siri’s actually getting good at answering questions by searching the web and just quoting an answer to you? And quoting the source?
I’ll take that for “world knowledge”
Reposted by Clarko
Apple holiday party was a success
December 7, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Apple holiday party was a success
Oh good my Agatha Harkness costume arrived just in time for Halloween
December 1, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Oh good my Agatha Harkness costume arrived just in time for Halloween
whither blue eyeshadow? I miss my cue-chalk gals
November 29, 2024 at 4:37 AM
whither blue eyeshadow? I miss my cue-chalk gals