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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
Pinned
Trump on Venezuela: "That was a perfect attack. We've taken over a whole country. We've taken $4 billion of oil in one day. That will increase."
I did the Bush shit, but better and with no excuses. I brag about it because I have no morals or ethics or consequences and the drooling toothless masses that still support me will worship me for it. I’m not here for the money, I’m here for the blowjobs as I fall asleep shitting on 250 years.
Ryan Dempster please go now.
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Ryan Dempster please go now.
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Hello Chicago.
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hello Chicago.
Poached eggs. The brunch so nice everyone smells it twice!
January 17, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Poached eggs. The brunch so nice everyone smells it twice!
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Pickle power 🥒
Pickle power 🥒
a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` this '' .
ALT: a man in a black shirt is making a funny face and says `` this '' .
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
Pickle power 🥒
Pickle power 🥒
“Radical lunatic frozen pickles” to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Radical lunatic frozen pickles are to be feared 😆
This is what Stephen Miller is calling an “insurrection”
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
“Radical lunatic frozen pickles” to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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President Slappy McTosspot
President Trump announces that from Feb. 1, there'll be a 10% tariff on all goods from Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, UK, Netherlands and Finland, increasing to 25% on June 1, until a deal is reached for the complete and total purchase of Greenland by the US.
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
President Slappy McTosspot
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Donald Trump: I’m going to start hitting my own country’s people even more until you give me Greenland
Everyone else: …ok? Fine?
Everyone else: …ok? Fine?
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Donald Trump: I’m going to start hitting my own country’s people even more until you give me Greenland
Everyone else: …ok? Fine?
Everyone else: …ok? Fine?
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You cannot humiliate a man who knows no shame......🇺🇸......🏅
January 17, 2026 at 5:04 PM
You cannot humiliate a man who knows no shame......🇺🇸......🏅
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Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃
January 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃
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I genuinely don't understood how America took the emoluments clause -- the common-sense bar on a president using his powers to line his own pockets, a law children can understand -- and just said, nah, that doesn't apply for our Very Special Boy.
He’s turned the presidency into the world’s largest ATM machine.
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I genuinely don't understood how America took the emoluments clause -- the common-sense bar on a president using his powers to line his own pockets, a law children can understand -- and just said, nah, that doesn't apply for our Very Special Boy.
Like this ruling makes any difference. Like Trump or ICE are going to act lawfully. They thrive on the opposite.
January 17, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Like this ruling makes any difference. Like Trump or ICE are going to act lawfully. They thrive on the opposite.
Why can’t I ever find Highlander Grogg K cups? I don’t care what brand it is, I just want that flavor.
January 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Why can’t I ever find Highlander Grogg K cups? I don’t care what brand it is, I just want that flavor.
ChiKahGo and I are prepping for Sunday.
Yes, this is my first time.
Bear down.
Yes, this is my first time.
Bear down.
January 17, 2026 at 1:05 AM
ChiKahGo and I are prepping for Sunday.
Yes, this is my first time.
Bear down.
Yes, this is my first time.
Bear down.
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Why the fuck do we even pay these people?
Seriously???
They refuse to protect our Constitutional rights, which is LITERALLY their fucking job.
jfc
Seriously???
They refuse to protect our Constitutional rights, which is LITERALLY their fucking job.
jfc
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Why the fuck do we even pay these people?
Seriously???
They refuse to protect our Constitutional rights, which is LITERALLY their fucking job.
jfc
Seriously???
They refuse to protect our Constitutional rights, which is LITERALLY their fucking job.
jfc
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