Clarissa Dolphin
@clarissadolphin.bsky.social
Eclipse season is like...
If you're exhausted, emotional, wired at 3am, or feel like your whole storyline just shifted ~ you're not spiraling.
You're eclipsing. Eclipsing your old life and rising into a new one!!
Drop a 🌊 if this season ALREADY has you in a chokehold
If you're exhausted, emotional, wired at 3am, or feel like your whole storyline just shifted ~ you're not spiraling.
You're eclipsing. Eclipsing your old life and rising into a new one!!
Drop a 🌊 if this season ALREADY has you in a chokehold
February 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Eclipse season is like...
If you're exhausted, emotional, wired at 3am, or feel like your whole storyline just shifted ~ you're not spiraling.
You're eclipsing. Eclipsing your old life and rising into a new one!!
Drop a 🌊 if this season ALREADY has you in a chokehold
If you're exhausted, emotional, wired at 3am, or feel like your whole storyline just shifted ~ you're not spiraling.
You're eclipsing. Eclipsing your old life and rising into a new one!!
Drop a 🌊 if this season ALREADY has you in a chokehold
💖😵💫🌑✨
2026 Eclipse Crack: Systematic Breaks & Sign-by-Sign Guide — Clarissa Dolphin Explains It All
Feeling the eclipse crack? Get the full 2026 report on the February and March eclipses. Explore the systemic audit of the 12 signs, from The Impulse to The Nectar.
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February 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Running on 7 hours of sleep this week and pure eclipse crack. 🌑
The 2026 Eclipse report is LIVE! Feeling the nervous system buzz? Check out the 12-sign breakdown on YouTube. Let’s sur-thrive!
[https://youtu.be/gxaCimnUsAA?si=BhoPcp4Ih6Nq9p3b]
#EclipseSeason #Astrology2026 #EclipseCrack
The 2026 Eclipse report is LIVE! Feeling the nervous system buzz? Check out the 12-sign breakdown on YouTube. Let’s sur-thrive!
[https://youtu.be/gxaCimnUsAA?si=BhoPcp4Ih6Nq9p3b]
#EclipseSeason #Astrology2026 #EclipseCrack
February 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Running on 7 hours of sleep this week and pure eclipse crack. 🌑
The 2026 Eclipse report is LIVE! Feeling the nervous system buzz? Check out the 12-sign breakdown on YouTube. Let’s sur-thrive!
[https://youtu.be/gxaCimnUsAA?si=BhoPcp4Ih6Nq9p3b]
#EclipseSeason #Astrology2026 #EclipseCrack
The 2026 Eclipse report is LIVE! Feeling the nervous system buzz? Check out the 12-sign breakdown on YouTube. Let’s sur-thrive!
[https://youtu.be/gxaCimnUsAA?si=BhoPcp4Ih6Nq9p3b]
#EclipseSeason #Astrology2026 #EclipseCrack
CAPRICORN, 2026 is what being fully alive in your body actually feels like (yes, it's supposed to be this good) ⚡ get the full scoop on my youtube — bit.ly/3Xg6QET
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
CAPRICORN, 2026 is what being fully alive in your body actually feels like (yes, it's supposed to be this good) ⚡ get the full scoop on my youtube — bit.ly/3Xg6QET
Capricorn, 2026 is lit and ready to expand!! Year theme: processing, integrating, strategic depth work. You're thinking before moving. Get into hobbies + games at year end. This reflection sets you up long term tho 🐐✨
Full 2026 forecast is on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
Full 2026 forecast is on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Capricorn, 2026 is lit and ready to expand!! Year theme: processing, integrating, strategic depth work. You're thinking before moving. Get into hobbies + games at year end. This reflection sets you up long term tho 🐐✨
Full 2026 forecast is on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
Full 2026 forecast is on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
Our leaders are mad kings 👑🤡⚡ Astrology in 2026 reveals the depravity behind leadership, and the people WILL rise.
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February 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Our leaders are mad kings 👑🤡⚡ Astrology in 2026 reveals the depravity behind leadership, and the people WILL rise.
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Welcome to the f**king universe. 🪐
Sh*t is getting real in 2026. I’m the Voice of the Moon for the Ephemeral Astrology calendar. 🌑
140+ handwritten entries. Zero AI. Raw, poetic propellant. 🚀
Stay tactical.
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#Astrology #2026astrologycalendar #oracularpoetry
Sh*t is getting real in 2026. I’m the Voice of the Moon for the Ephemeral Astrology calendar. 🌑
140+ handwritten entries. Zero AI. Raw, poetic propellant. 🚀
Stay tactical.
🔗 bit.ly/3XyZ7Qp 🎟️ Code: DOLPHIN11
#Astrology #2026astrologycalendar #oracularpoetry
Oracular Poetry & The Moon’s Voice: 2026 Fire Horse Astrology — Clarissa Dolphin Explains It All
Join Clarissa Dolphin, the Voice of the Moon, for a reintroduction to our marvelous lives. Explore 2026 astrology through oracular poetry and handwritten lunar stanzas in the Ephemeral Astrology calen...
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February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Welcome to the f**king universe. 🪐
Sh*t is getting real in 2026. I’m the Voice of the Moon for the Ephemeral Astrology calendar. 🌑
140+ handwritten entries. Zero AI. Raw, poetic propellant. 🚀
Stay tactical.
🔗 bit.ly/3XyZ7Qp 🎟️ Code: DOLPHIN11
#Astrology #2026astrologycalendar #oracularpoetry
Sh*t is getting real in 2026. I’m the Voice of the Moon for the Ephemeral Astrology calendar. 🌑
140+ handwritten entries. Zero AI. Raw, poetic propellant. 🚀
Stay tactical.
🔗 bit.ly/3XyZ7Qp 🎟️ Code: DOLPHIN11
#Astrology #2026astrologycalendar #oracularpoetry
Aquarius, in 2026...messy transformation → sexy summer → eclipse boom. New you emerging, partnerships expanding, no holding back ⚡✨
The whole reading's waiting for you on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
The whole reading's waiting for you on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Aquarius, in 2026...messy transformation → sexy summer → eclipse boom. New you emerging, partnerships expanding, no holding back ⚡✨
The whole reading's waiting for you on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
The whole reading's waiting for you on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
PISCES, faith in 2026 isn't about controlling outcomes, it's about knowing you're held no matter what 🌊✨ the full read's on my youtube — bit.ly/3Xg6QE
February 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
PISCES, faith in 2026 isn't about controlling outcomes, it's about knowing you're held no matter what 🌊✨ the full read's on my youtube — bit.ly/3Xg6QE
Pisces 2026 is your rest and relaxation year. Clear direction, creative first half, privacy essential, rest needed, responsibility heavy but supported. You're showing up for people who need you 💫
Get your full 2026 forecast on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
Get your full 2026 forecast on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Pisces 2026 is your rest and relaxation year. Clear direction, creative first half, privacy essential, rest needed, responsibility heavy but supported. You're showing up for people who need you 💫
Get your full 2026 forecast on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
Get your full 2026 forecast on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET
When are Americans going to rise against their militaristic, greedy, corporate government? End of the year, friends ✊🔥
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February 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
When are Americans going to rise against their militaristic, greedy, corporate government? End of the year, friends ✊🔥
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Transit astrology = every unhinged person on the planet affecting YOUR vibe 🎪
It's why it hits different than natal work.
You NEED spiritual anchors this year ~ not for enlightenment, for basic SANITY. Trust me on this one 🔗
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It's why it hits different than natal work.
You NEED spiritual anchors this year ~ not for enlightenment, for basic SANITY. Trust me on this one 🔗
Book a sanity-saving reading → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Transit astrology = every unhinged person on the planet affecting YOUR vibe 🎪
It's why it hits different than natal work.
You NEED spiritual anchors this year ~ not for enlightenment, for basic SANITY. Trust me on this one 🔗
Book a sanity-saving reading → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
It's why it hits different than natal work.
You NEED spiritual anchors this year ~ not for enlightenment, for basic SANITY. Trust me on this one 🔗
Book a sanity-saving reading → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
I dunno if you've noticed but the vibes have really shifted in 2016 💀✨
Which one are YOU already living? Tag someone who needs to see this 👇
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Which one are YOU already living? Tag someone who needs to see this 👇
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February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I dunno if you've noticed but the vibes have really shifted in 2016 💀✨
Which one are YOU already living? Tag someone who needs to see this 👇
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Which one are YOU already living? Tag someone who needs to see this 👇
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Go do a run. Like run 150 meters. Seriously, go to the gym so you don't pop off 🏃♀️💀
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February 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Go do a run. Like run 150 meters. Seriously, go to the gym so you don't pop off 🏃♀️💀
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Saturn-Neptune doesn't want your Walgreens run...it wants REAL ritual. Soul-level anchoring or drown in the chaos 🕯️🌊
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January 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Saturn-Neptune doesn't want your Walgreens run...it wants REAL ritual. Soul-level anchoring or drown in the chaos 🕯️🌊
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Your 2026 coping mechanism has been assigned by the universe 🎰✨
Just accept your fate already :)
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Just accept your fate already :)
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January 30, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Your 2026 coping mechanism has been assigned by the universe 🎰✨
Just accept your fate already :)
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Just accept your fate already :)
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Saturn-Neptune doesn't want your Sephora haul routine 🕯️ It wants REAL AF rituals.
Whatever makes you ask "wtf am I even here for?"
Go DEEP or drown in the chaos. This is soul-level anchoring, not aesthetic witchiness 🌊✨
Get personalized ritual guidance → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Whatever makes you ask "wtf am I even here for?"
Go DEEP or drown in the chaos. This is soul-level anchoring, not aesthetic witchiness 🌊✨
Get personalized ritual guidance → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
January 29, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Saturn-Neptune doesn't want your Sephora haul routine 🕯️ It wants REAL AF rituals.
Whatever makes you ask "wtf am I even here for?"
Go DEEP or drown in the chaos. This is soul-level anchoring, not aesthetic witchiness 🌊✨
Get personalized ritual guidance → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Whatever makes you ask "wtf am I even here for?"
Go DEEP or drown in the chaos. This is soul-level anchoring, not aesthetic witchiness 🌊✨
Get personalized ritual guidance → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Stay 100 in your spiritual beliefs, your rituals, your meditation 🕯️⚔️
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January 28, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Stay 100 in your spiritual beliefs, your rituals, your meditation 🕯️⚔️
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If you're empathic you're probably not sleeping rn and yeah, it's gonna get worse 😵💫
The collective suffering is LOUD. Get physical. Sweat it out. Move that energy or it'll eat you alive 🌀💪
Readings and reiki for empaths who are NOT okay → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
The collective suffering is LOUD. Get physical. Sweat it out. Move that energy or it'll eat you alive 🌀💪
Readings and reiki for empaths who are NOT okay → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
If you're empathic you're probably not sleeping rn and yeah, it's gonna get worse 😵💫
The collective suffering is LOUD. Get physical. Sweat it out. Move that energy or it'll eat you alive 🌀💪
Readings and reiki for empaths who are NOT okay → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
The collective suffering is LOUD. Get physical. Sweat it out. Move that energy or it'll eat you alive 🌀💪
Readings and reiki for empaths who are NOT okay → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
The arc of 2026 is really the madness of avarice and how it creates unnecessary conflict 💣 Pop off year happening.
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January 25, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The arc of 2026 is really the madness of avarice and how it creates unnecessary conflict 💣 Pop off year happening.
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Really grieving, angry, all the things, super inflamed by the horrific crimes committed by the government in Minnesota. You have all my love and solidarity.
January 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Really grieving, angry, all the things, super inflamed by the horrific crimes committed by the government in Minnesota. You have all my love and solidarity.
POV: It's 2026 and you're setting your AIM away message because NOBODY can be normal rn 💀💻
Or maybe you're a time traveler...
If so, do us a solid and change the future, thx.
Time travelers, please hit up my line cuz I need to see something real quick: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Or maybe you're a time traveler...
If so, do us a solid and change the future, thx.
Time travelers, please hit up my line cuz I need to see something real quick: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
January 23, 2026 at 7:55 PM
POV: It's 2026 and you're setting your AIM away message because NOBODY can be normal rn 💀💻
Or maybe you're a time traveler...
If so, do us a solid and change the future, thx.
Time travelers, please hit up my line cuz I need to see something real quick: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Or maybe you're a time traveler...
If so, do us a solid and change the future, thx.
Time travelers, please hit up my line cuz I need to see something real quick: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Mars conjunct Uranus July 3rd is when it all goes BOOM 🎆💣
Mid-summer, peak cray, global conflict cranking to 11.
Mars-Uranus popping off like ALL YEAR but July? Boss level.
Good luck everybody 😬 We're in this together!
Get your 2026 survival guide → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Mid-summer, peak cray, global conflict cranking to 11.
Mars-Uranus popping off like ALL YEAR but July? Boss level.
Good luck everybody 😬 We're in this together!
Get your 2026 survival guide → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Mars conjunct Uranus July 3rd is when it all goes BOOM 🎆💣
Mid-summer, peak cray, global conflict cranking to 11.
Mars-Uranus popping off like ALL YEAR but July? Boss level.
Good luck everybody 😬 We're in this together!
Get your 2026 survival guide → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
Mid-summer, peak cray, global conflict cranking to 11.
Mars-Uranus popping off like ALL YEAR but July? Boss level.
Good luck everybody 😬 We're in this together!
Get your 2026 survival guide → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
We lose the luxury of superficiality in 2026... shit is getting REAL and we all feel it 💀✨
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January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
We lose the luxury of superficiality in 2026... shit is getting REAL and we all feel it 💀✨
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Forget "control your temper" with Mars-Uranus 🙄
GO RUN. Hit the gym. Sprint til you can't breathe.
Sweat it OUT before you swing on somebody.
The energy's gonna move...
Choose wisely, friend 🏃♀️💨
Learn how to channel this chaos → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
GO RUN. Hit the gym. Sprint til you can't breathe.
Sweat it OUT before you swing on somebody.
The energy's gonna move...
Choose wisely, friend 🏃♀️💨
Learn how to channel this chaos → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
January 22, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Forget "control your temper" with Mars-Uranus 🙄
GO RUN. Hit the gym. Sprint til you can't breathe.
Sweat it OUT before you swing on somebody.
The energy's gonna move...
Choose wisely, friend 🏃♀️💨
Learn how to channel this chaos → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/
GO RUN. Hit the gym. Sprint til you can't breathe.
Sweat it OUT before you swing on somebody.
The energy's gonna move...
Choose wisely, friend 🏃♀️💨
Learn how to channel this chaos → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/