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claireuncorked.bsky.social
@claireuncorked.bsky.social
Mid 50s married childfree dog mama blue dot wine professional in St. Louis. Sometimes I say cool things. Just follow me already. 🥂

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Shrimpie's digging his new Simba hoodie. #circleoflife #lordshrimpie #straightouttadownton
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Lickspittle" is a word that should be used much more often. #whoresandlickspittles #hotd
February 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It's been a Sunday of Cs - coffee, canines, cinnamon, cookies, cannabis, and now a crave case. #weknowhowtoparty
February 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A customer jokingly asked my boss how to keep me in line.

"Can't do it. We just aim her."

I feel seen.
February 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I made my calls today. #5Calls
February 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Unfortunately, politics control our quality of life. I want to protect that, so I'm taking time to make AT LEAST #5Calls a day to our elected officials. Make the time, please join me. 5calls.org
5 Calls
Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.
5calls.org
February 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don't remember a POTUS warning us of pain, particularly not by his own pen in the first two weeks.
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"Good morning!" - a very sleepy Shrimpie
##DogsofBluesky
February 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just blocked a dude pretending to be Gerard Butler. #creep
January 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
A Missouri Senator thinks it'd be cool to put a bounty on immigrants, along with other things. I signed this petition because it's NOT COOL. Join me. #NoMOSB72 www.change.org/p/missourian...
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Missourians Against Missouri SB 72
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January 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Well, Shrimpie snagged another dryer sheet.

Game on.

#DogsofBluesky
January 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans
January 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Overheard in a wine shop:

"Every once in a while, I'll open a Napa Cab if I'm feeling slutty."

Okay, that was me. #winesky #Napa
January 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Outside of my work, we have an abandoned pair of gym shorts that keeps moving around the parking lot. Once again, I have questions.
January 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Reposted
January 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bought Shrimpie a great new toy, but he found a dryer sheet. #DogsofBluesky
January 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
On what could be the last night of democracy, we're baking cookies, drinking wine, and playing with our dogs.
January 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I just heard Speedos referred to as "pants".

That's gonna stay with me.

#britishism
January 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We took a crazy trip into Pan-Asia yesterday. Amazing! This entire aisle is full of balls. Food balls made of absolutely everything. Check it out. #StLouisFood
January 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I was amused that Gwneth followed me last night, and even more today because she quit me already.
January 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As a reminder, Hitler dismantled the German democracy in approximately 53 days. Let's be generous and say 2 months.
January 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
His Lordship Shrimpie is perfecting his side eye. Show me your dogs! #DogsOfBluesky
January 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I highly recommend watching "The Six Triple Eight" on Netflix.

That's all.
January 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hi, again! I haven't logged in due to a password issue, which has been resolved. Shrimpie and Nash say hey!
January 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Currently wrapping 132 bottles of Rombauer Chardonnay. 11 cases. I'm either paying Karma or I'm earning it. #tistheseason #wine
November 30, 2024 at 8:32 PM