here’s hoping elon and a bunch of the billionaires go to mars and never come back 🤞
January 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
here’s hoping elon and a bunch of the billionaires go to mars and never come back 🤞
i wish we could just let joe biden go this week like someone who gives their two weeks at work. like oh no, your presence is no longer necessary here man, you can just go. would literally make zero difference.
January 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i wish we could just let joe biden go this week like someone who gives their two weeks at work. like oh no, your presence is no longer necessary here man, you can just go. would literally make zero difference.
maybe the mirror bacteria will kill us before the orbs 🫶
A group of scientists has sounded an alarm about the potential creation of mirror bacteria — synthetic organisms in which the molecular structure found in nature is reversed and could put humans, animals and plants at risk of exposure to dangerous pathogens
Mirror bacteria may constitute ‘radical departure from known life,’ scientists warn | CNN
Experts sounded an alarm about the potentially lethal risks of creating mirror bacteria, synthetic organisms in which the molecular structure found in nature is reversed.
www.cnn.com
December 17, 2024 at 7:15 AM
maybe the mirror bacteria will kill us before the orbs 🫶
i have been fully consumed by rewatching lost. were the writers on crack
December 14, 2024 at 8:14 PM
i have been fully consumed by rewatching lost. were the writers on crack
when my bf is sick
me: hey i think i'm going to sleep in the guest bedroom just so i don't catch anything.
him: roger that, see you in the morning
when i'm sick
my boyfriend: hey i think i'm going to sleep in the guest bedroom just so i don't catch anything.
me: wow, when did you stop loving me
me: hey i think i'm going to sleep in the guest bedroom just so i don't catch anything.
him: roger that, see you in the morning
when i'm sick
my boyfriend: hey i think i'm going to sleep in the guest bedroom just so i don't catch anything.
me: wow, when did you stop loving me
December 4, 2024 at 5:13 PM
when my bf is sick
me: hey i think i'm going to sleep in the guest bedroom just so i don't catch anything.
him: roger that, see you in the morning
when i'm sick
my boyfriend: hey i think i'm going to sleep in the guest bedroom just so i don't catch anything.
me: wow, when did you stop loving me
me: hey i think i'm going to sleep in the guest bedroom just so i don't catch anything.
him: roger that, see you in the morning
when i'm sick
my boyfriend: hey i think i'm going to sleep in the guest bedroom just so i don't catch anything.
me: wow, when did you stop loving me
bring on the lohanaissance. it is time.
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 AM
bring on the lohanaissance. it is time.
there is a parallel universe where taylor swift is just an ordinary maxxinista living in philly. it’s so core to the depths of her soul that she is addicted to not serving in any way fashion-wise ever. at this point it feels like she’s fucking with all of us on purpose.
November 20, 2024 at 7:55 AM
there is a parallel universe where taylor swift is just an ordinary maxxinista living in philly. it’s so core to the depths of her soul that she is addicted to not serving in any way fashion-wise ever. at this point it feels like she’s fucking with all of us on purpose.
my commitment to always spending $200 more than i should’ve at anthropologie is unwavering
November 17, 2024 at 2:18 AM
my commitment to always spending $200 more than i should’ve at anthropologie is unwavering
netflix breaking right before the jake paul mike tyson fight is so trump admin-core
November 16, 2024 at 5:02 AM
netflix breaking right before the jake paul mike tyson fight is so trump admin-core
friday night at 8:25pm
November 16, 2024 at 4:25 AM
friday night at 8:25pm
you can take my right to choice away, but you can't take my diet coke
November 15, 2024 at 4:31 PM
you can take my right to choice away, but you can't take my diet coke
when i realize i never have to log into X ever again
November 15, 2024 at 7:20 AM
when i realize i never have to log into X ever again
Reposted by RFK’s brainworm
so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
so we moved to bluesky
hmmm yeah this is pretty cool but i think i miss seeing the same ad every 3 scrolls like on X
November 15, 2024 at 4:58 AM
hmmm yeah this is pretty cool but i think i miss seeing the same ad every 3 scrolls like on X