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Chris King
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I write questions (Palmetto Trivia & Only Connect) and puzzles (Chris Words).
After bypassing Athena clusters and tripassing the Poseidon clusters, I've been able to access the 2026 MIT Mystery Hunt. It looks like it's exactly my style.

#mysteryhuntpredictions
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
After a hiatus of my white-and-cardinal hat hacking days, I'm excited to say I've accessed the MIT mainframe via AB testing that's HTML5 compatible, and now have access to the MIT Mystery Hunt's theme. See some other's I've hacked into, and the 2026 edition drops this week.

#mysteryhuntpredictions
January 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Help me, I'm stuck outside, in front of a blurry background, with a man with a microphone asking me how many subscriptions I have and how much I paid for DoorDash this week.
January 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Thanks guys.
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
“Help control the surplus population, have your poor imprisoned and workhoused!”

Ebenezer Barker
December 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Jingle All The Way is a Home Alone movie.
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Chris King
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I can report that comments on the wheelsongenius YouTube videos hides comments from bigots and prevents them from posting on any video. Because fuck transphobes.
🏳️‍⚧️✊ #OnlyConnect
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Looking through the nearly 5,000 questions I wrote in 2025, and I have to admit the round about name the cracker given its hole arrangement will be a tough cracker to crack.
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We must put an end to the gerontocracy. The same reindeer have been pulling the sleigh for eons. And Rudolph was a token youth hire.
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Reposted by Chris King
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
No, Mr. Ravenscroft. YOU'RE the mean one.
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
James Madison is coming up a little short.
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Me after buying a new crossword book at the bookstore:
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not watching TV, instead being at a Christmas trivia night, which seems like a much better choice.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Watson vs. Grok on Jeopardy when
Grok is... grokking again
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Crimes and Misdemeanors, but mainly Crimes.
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Was very glad I could pull off this visual joke at one of my trivia games recently. RIP Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hamlet? Oh, you mean
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
ChatGodParenT
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you die on the Polar Express, you die in real life.
December 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM