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Today’s tussle
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Today’s tussle
I said “absolutely not” to my cat in a very good English accent and man did he scuttle away. He was colonized like me
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I said “absolutely not” to my cat in a very good English accent and man did he scuttle away. He was colonized like me
I wanna throw a HUGE soft serve ice cream cone at Chuck Schumer. Yeah I'd be down a cone but the joy I would bring to others would surely make up for it
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I wanna throw a HUGE soft serve ice cream cone at Chuck Schumer. Yeah I'd be down a cone but the joy I would bring to others would surely make up for it
john waters should be in simpsons fortnite
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
john waters should be in simpsons fortnite
One unheralded thing about Bluesky is you don't see sports betting ads that are like FARTBURN U BLEW A 78 POINT LEAD AGAINST NORTHWEST ALABAMA SOLDIERCHRIST COLLEGE
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One unheralded thing about Bluesky is you don't see sports betting ads that are like FARTBURN U BLEW A 78 POINT LEAD AGAINST NORTHWEST ALABAMA SOLDIERCHRIST COLLEGE
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sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
June 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"
“He heard the boos for sure! He knows we hate him.” No he doesn’t! He’s probably Doing the Macarena This Second
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“He heard the boos for sure! He knows we hate him.” No he doesn’t! He’s probably Doing the Macarena This Second
A little blast of summer for us Not Like Us people
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A little blast of summer for us Not Like Us people
As a child I thought I'd be drinking a lot more chocolate milk when I grew up. I thought I could drink it whenever I wanted. But it hasn't come true
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
As a child I thought I'd be drinking a lot more chocolate milk when I grew up. I thought I could drink it whenever I wanted. But it hasn't come true
Re: the Mamdani exodus - I love that the "BEST CITY ON PLANET EARTH!" people now think they are going to move to Texas and be happy there. I want to see this happen. Can someone set up some cameras
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Re: the Mamdani exodus - I love that the "BEST CITY ON PLANET EARTH!" people now think they are going to move to Texas and be happy there. I want to see this happen. Can someone set up some cameras
A wonderful night to be a good looking brown person
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A wonderful night to be a good looking brown person
email in my inbox: You should come to this women in business mixer
me, turning to no one seated nearby: Am I a woman in business?
me, after a bit of silence: No. I don't think I'm a woman in business
me, turning to no one seated nearby: Am I a woman in business?
me, after a bit of silence: No. I don't think I'm a woman in business
November 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
email in my inbox: You should come to this women in business mixer
me, turning to no one seated nearby: Am I a woman in business?
me, after a bit of silence: No. I don't think I'm a woman in business
me, turning to no one seated nearby: Am I a woman in business?
me, after a bit of silence: No. I don't think I'm a woman in business
Job’s finished. 💙😭✨🙏🏽🫠 #dodgers #backtoback
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Job’s finished. 💙😭✨🙏🏽🫠 #dodgers #backtoback
This Stranger Things foot account was mad the MLB account posted the celebrities who attended the World Series. Okay looool
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This Stranger Things foot account was mad the MLB account posted the celebrities who attended the World Series. Okay looool
My more DEVIOUS and rotund kitty is being a real dick and a half about this daylight savings time situation. My angel doofus child I did not invent this
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My more DEVIOUS and rotund kitty is being a real dick and a half about this daylight savings time situation. My angel doofus child I did not invent this
Usually it’s only American sports fans talk about “who deserved to win”, but now we know Canadians are capable of it too. There is no “deserving” - it’s both luck & grit that push you to victory. You can have all the talent in the world but the other guys did 3 things in a row in the right order
November 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Usually it’s only American sports fans talk about “who deserved to win”, but now we know Canadians are capable of it too. There is no “deserving” - it’s both luck & grit that push you to victory. You can have all the talent in the world but the other guys did 3 things in a row in the right order
Because he is a diva
Yamamoto on zero days rest got more outs than any other Dodger HOW
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November 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Because he is a diva
Here is the game winner: Miguel Rojas’s Van Cleef and Arpel’s 10K necklace
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Here is the game winner: Miguel Rojas’s Van Cleef and Arpel’s 10K necklace
Let Yamamoto take an at bat
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Let Yamamoto take an at bat
Gwyneth Paltrow, legendary cheapskate
November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow, legendary cheapskate
November first. It’s now Wham’s Last Christmas season
November 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
November first. It’s now Wham’s Last Christmas season
Halloween portrait (he smiled) 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Halloween portrait (he smiled) 🎃
Baseball game so bad you go home and listen to jazz music
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Baseball game so bad you go home and listen to jazz music
here's a picture of me btw
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
here's a picture of me btw