uni bro
cimorelli.bsky.social
uni bro
@cimorelli.bsky.social
guess I’m here now
Blue sky more like blue balls am I right ladies
September 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Actually nvm im a victim of misandry
August 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
As the straight guy in a group chat with 3 other women I have to say girls are wayyyyyy funnier than dudes…
August 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Another month another tweet
July 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One month?? Goddamn I do NOT care about bluesky
May 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I have a soft spot for lesbians
April 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
oh right bluesky exists
April 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ariana Grande targets ugly losers which is why my girlfriend doesn’t let me go to her concerts
March 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Forgot about you guys! Hey
March 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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a father of two who can't stop shitting
February 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ariana Grande genuinely gives the most rancid vibes. Everything is always an act like truly who are you
February 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
this app is sooo dead oh my god
February 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I want to spend money so bad, someone stop me Please
January 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
facebook is unusable, thus i don’t consider being employed by meta is a career. get a real job
January 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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🤠 <—i feel like this guy is horny af and has committed war crimes
January 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Lmfao…. aren’t you a billionaire….
Selena Gomez shares new Instagram story crying amid the deportation of Mexicans:

“I’m so sorry. All my people are getting attacked. The children, I don’t understand. I wish I could do something.”
January 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
chihuahuas are the best breed
January 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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begging yall to remember that it was trumps executive order that banned tik tok in the first place
January 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
propaganda
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
growing out my unibrow to create wigs for ants
January 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
bringing cimorelli content to little redbook
January 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
more sex criminals should be killing themselves. why are ya’ll mourning drive thru guy? good riddance imo😍✌️
January 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Lana del Rey asking a fan if she’s been “choppin it up” lives RENT FREE in my head
January 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM