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Chumba-Chuka-Wumba
@chumbachukawumba.bsky.social
the sierra mist of people. mortally burned-out and exclusively emotionally available to my dog. here for the ha ha’s and the funnies.

“you gotta be there to care”
i’ve arrived at the age when i need to decide how to part my shoulder hair.
April 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i wrote 10 paragraphs about the evil of american foreign policy under trump (plus domestically) and deleted it. who even gives a fuck? hold your loved ones close and protect everyone you can. also, fuck israel, free palestine.
March 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
you ever roll your tongue back on itself so you’re tasting and feeling your own tongue? mostly vile, but intriguing enough to text a friend about.
March 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk
March 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
you ever get a popcorn kernel wedged in your gums so badly you can feel it may have permanently altered your bite pattern? #popcorn #bleedinggumsmurphy
March 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
February 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Have we eliminated the possibility that RFK Jr is just a large pile of infectious diseases in a suit?
February 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
just to clarify:
February 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
2025: living in a philip k dick dystopia that also feels like a live-in relationship with philip k dick. #PKD #philipkdick #dick
February 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i’m here to tell you the best way to get the most mileage out of your bathroom towel is to stop showering altogether. it also provides a much needed misdirect to those in your life accusing you of being “in a depression well”.
February 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
pizza is too cozy in bed. this is today’s plan. #dogs #blueheeler #australiancattledogs
February 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
in the bad habit of beginning google searches with the phrase “what gives with [subject]?”. afraid of slipping one step lower into the seinfeldian bog-realm of “what’s the deal with . . .”.
February 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM