Every time Facebook reminds me of the stupid shit I used to post when I was younger, I fantasize about getting in a time machine and confronting my old self like:

Cellphone providers in France are wild. They'll hike up your data plan with more gigs you don't need, and reserve the best offers for new clients only. Then when you switch because you've had enough of being gouged, they go 'uWu why would you leave us dear client?'

Filed under "Football pictures that precede unfortunate events"

#ManCity #PremierLeague

This is a legitimate fear all bearded men have. Behind our rugged good looks (I kid) lies this festering insecurity...

After spending a week trying to decipher the Greek alphabet (which isn't that hard because we got most of our letters from it), I am now sad that I will have no immediate use for this knowledge as I await the flight back...

The closer I get to the end of my 20s the more paranoid about sounds from my joints I am becoming. Moved my leg funny the other day and my knee made a sound I'd only ever heard machines make before, heaved a sigh of relief when I realized my ACL would live to fight another day

There's a #BurgerKing located close to where I live and this #FamilyGuy bid plays on repeat in my head whenever I head over there to pick up some food

what it feels like as a first-time #FromSoft game enjoyer joining the community while the GOTY debate for Shadow of the Erdtree rages on

#EldenRing #Gaming #GOTY #TarnishedPosting