Chriss Nelson
@chrysalisgnelson.bsky.social
Queer mama with a sarcastic sense of humor. I'm mostly going to use this account for keeping up with my favorite creators and occasionally posting lighthearted stuff. Follow me on Substack if you want to hear my political opinions and rants.
Horrified by this admin's handling of immigration? Wondering "what can I do to help?" Consider donating:
National Immigration Justice Center
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Immigrant Defenders Law Center
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Northwest Immigrant Rights Project
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National Immigration Justice Center
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Immigrant Defenders Law Center
www.immdef.org/support
Northwest Immigrant Rights Project
nwirp.org/donate/
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May 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Horrified by this admin's handling of immigration? Wondering "what can I do to help?" Consider donating:
National Immigration Justice Center
immigrantjustice.salsalabs.org/donate-225/i...
Immigrant Defenders Law Center
www.immdef.org/support
Northwest Immigrant Rights Project
nwirp.org/donate/
National Immigration Justice Center
immigrantjustice.salsalabs.org/donate-225/i...
Immigrant Defenders Law Center
www.immdef.org/support
Northwest Immigrant Rights Project
nwirp.org/donate/
"Women need to lower their standards."
No, men need to be better.
No, men need to be better.
April 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"Women need to lower their standards."
No, men need to be better.
No, men need to be better.
Daffodils make me feel so much pressure. They come up in early spring all beautiful and I'm like NO STOP THE REST OF THE GARDEN ISN'T FINISHED YET DONT LOOK AT ME
March 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Daffodils make me feel so much pressure. They come up in early spring all beautiful and I'm like NO STOP THE REST OF THE GARDEN ISN'T FINISHED YET DONT LOOK AT ME
Please vote today if you can in the special election for Lancaster county! Josh Parsons sucks.
March 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Please vote today if you can in the special election for Lancaster county! Josh Parsons sucks.
My kiddo was playing with the neighbor and neighbor kid said "don't touch the mulch!" And I said "oh, is the floor lava?" And she said, "no, it's an infinite void!"
February 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My kiddo was playing with the neighbor and neighbor kid said "don't touch the mulch!" And I said "oh, is the floor lava?" And she said, "no, it's an infinite void!"
How can I stop taking life so fn seriously all the time? Its exhausting. Genuine question. Please help.
February 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
How can I stop taking life so fn seriously all the time? Its exhausting. Genuine question. Please help.
Today, I feel like I've mastered the art of doing chores in the room your kid is playing in
February 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Today, I feel like I've mastered the art of doing chores in the room your kid is playing in
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For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.
February 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.
Bluesky has the like button on the right and Substack has it on the left. I wonder if there are more left-handed (right-brained) users on that platform. These are the things my web design brain thinks about.
February 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Bluesky has the like button on the right and Substack has it on the left. I wonder if there are more left-handed (right-brained) users on that platform. These are the things my web design brain thinks about.
I don't have sensory issues. I just really needed something crunchy for lunch and the lettuce in my wrap wasn't crunchy enough so I alternated bites with chips to add crunchiness and I think if I didn't eat something crunchy my whole day would've been ruined.
February 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I don't have sensory issues. I just really needed something crunchy for lunch and the lettuce in my wrap wasn't crunchy enough so I alternated bites with chips to add crunchiness and I think if I didn't eat something crunchy my whole day would've been ruined.
IDC what those other monsters say. Mike Wasowski is terrifying. If I woke up with that little green guy on my chest in the middle of the night, I'd have a full blown panic attack. He deserved to be a scarer.
February 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
IDC what those other monsters say. Mike Wasowski is terrifying. If I woke up with that little green guy on my chest in the middle of the night, I'd have a full blown panic attack. He deserved to be a scarer.
I just had a polite social interaction at work while battling an ear infection and I think I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
February 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I just had a polite social interaction at work while battling an ear infection and I think I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
You mean my husband and I need to make sure we have food on the table for three people every day? Like... forever?
February 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You mean my husband and I need to make sure we have food on the table for three people every day? Like... forever?
We got our toddler a pair of those fuzzy boots. The second I put them on her this morning, she looked at me and said "coffee?" I fear we've created a monster.
January 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
We got our toddler a pair of those fuzzy boots. The second I put them on her this morning, she looked at me and said "coffee?" I fear we've created a monster.
Pro tip to anyone else who gets a period: don't get the flu in the same week. I don't think there's enough water on earth to accommodate this.
January 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Pro tip to anyone else who gets a period: don't get the flu in the same week. I don't think there's enough water on earth to accommodate this.
My toddler just told me "hug slower." And you know what? I think I'm going to take that advice with me a lot of places, now.
January 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My toddler just told me "hug slower." And you know what? I think I'm going to take that advice with me a lot of places, now.
In our house, there's no argument about who leaves the toilet seat up. We all put the lid down before we flush. It's the most sanitary.
January 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In our house, there's no argument about who leaves the toilet seat up. We all put the lid down before we flush. It's the most sanitary.
Reposted by Chriss Nelson
The M&M McFlurry is better than the Oreo. Change my mind.
January 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The M&M McFlurry is better than the Oreo. Change my mind.