°Chri°
@chrithulu.bsky.social
💚They/Them💚
💚Pet Dad💚
💚AuDhd💚
🧶Yarn Goblin🧶
💚Pet Dad💚
💚AuDhd💚
🧶Yarn Goblin🧶
Actual photos of me drinking my morning coffee before it shape-shifts me into human form 😂
#coffee #notamorningperson #isthishowtagswork
#coffee #notamorningperson #isthishowtagswork
February 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Actual photos of me drinking my morning coffee before it shape-shifts me into human form 😂
#coffee #notamorningperson #isthishowtagswork
#coffee #notamorningperson #isthishowtagswork
Adventures in being a crazy dog person! 😂
I was minding my own business and got smacked in the face with an ad for discount holographic stickers (thanks #stickerapp ) and blacked out and when I came to, I had an order confirmation for these!
Cornelius is...unsure about this.
I was minding my own business and got smacked in the face with an ad for discount holographic stickers (thanks #stickerapp ) and blacked out and when I came to, I had an order confirmation for these!
Cornelius is...unsure about this.
February 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Adventures in being a crazy dog person! 😂
I was minding my own business and got smacked in the face with an ad for discount holographic stickers (thanks #stickerapp ) and blacked out and when I came to, I had an order confirmation for these!
Cornelius is...unsure about this.
I was minding my own business and got smacked in the face with an ad for discount holographic stickers (thanks #stickerapp ) and blacked out and when I came to, I had an order confirmation for these!
Cornelius is...unsure about this.
*spoonman playing in background*
CORNMAN
wakes me up at 6 am
SAVE ME
Cornelius what was your plan?
SAVE ME
From this little maaaaan
Someone explain to Cornelius what a weekend is please so I can go back to bed 😂😭
CORNMAN
wakes me up at 6 am
SAVE ME
Cornelius what was your plan?
SAVE ME
From this little maaaaan
Someone explain to Cornelius what a weekend is please so I can go back to bed 😂😭
February 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
*spoonman playing in background*
CORNMAN
wakes me up at 6 am
SAVE ME
Cornelius what was your plan?
SAVE ME
From this little maaaaan
Someone explain to Cornelius what a weekend is please so I can go back to bed 😂😭
CORNMAN
wakes me up at 6 am
SAVE ME
Cornelius what was your plan?
SAVE ME
From this little maaaaan
Someone explain to Cornelius what a weekend is please so I can go back to bed 😂😭
Me, eating 2 day old chili cheese fries and drinking wine at 5pm on a Tuesday: yes hello I am available to give life advice
Me, also in my thirties: God, why do I have heartburn 🤔 unknowable.
Me, also in my thirties: God, why do I have heartburn 🤔 unknowable.
February 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me, eating 2 day old chili cheese fries and drinking wine at 5pm on a Tuesday: yes hello I am available to give life advice
Me, also in my thirties: God, why do I have heartburn 🤔 unknowable.
Me, also in my thirties: God, why do I have heartburn 🤔 unknowable.
As a card-carrying adult, there is no one on this green earth that can stop me from eating sushi for breakfast.
February 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
As a card-carrying adult, there is no one on this green earth that can stop me from eating sushi for breakfast.
Whoever invented fasting labs, your mom's a hoe.
January 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Whoever invented fasting labs, your mom's a hoe.
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Not type A or type B but a secret third personality type where I can be either of those things but only at the worst possible moments
January 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Not type A or type B but a secret third personality type where I can be either of those things but only at the worst possible moments
Super glad my autism just made me obsessed with yarn and not....ya know. N*zis.
January 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Super glad my autism just made me obsessed with yarn and not....ya know. N*zis.
Some days you gotta remind yourself how cool teenage you would have thought your hair is.
January 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Some days you gotta remind yourself how cool teenage you would have thought your hair is.
TonkaTruck and Mr. Crusty Howl are brothers and anyone who tells them they're not biologically related can catch my tiny disabled hands 💕
January 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
TonkaTruck and Mr. Crusty Howl are brothers and anyone who tells them they're not biologically related can catch my tiny disabled hands 💕
Oh shit I keep forgetting I have a bsky.
Anyway, here's my dog playing the bongos
Anyway, here's my dog playing the bongos
January 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh shit I keep forgetting I have a bsky.
Anyway, here's my dog playing the bongos
Anyway, here's my dog playing the bongos
🎵 how much for that corndog in the window? The one with the fluffiest butt 🎵
Corndog is not as amused about this song as I am. He thinks he looks quite regal.
#pomeranian
Corndog is not as amused about this song as I am. He thinks he looks quite regal.
#pomeranian
December 11, 2024 at 10:19 PM
🎵 how much for that corndog in the window? The one with the fluffiest butt 🎵
Corndog is not as amused about this song as I am. He thinks he looks quite regal.
#pomeranian
Corndog is not as amused about this song as I am. He thinks he looks quite regal.
#pomeranian
Facebook is seemingly down today so now I have to do all of my shitposting on bluesky???
#adhd #shitposting
#adhd #shitposting
December 11, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Facebook is seemingly down today so now I have to do all of my shitposting on bluesky???
#adhd #shitposting
#adhd #shitposting
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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The US government releases verified footage of aliens but it’s just me trying to pass as neurotypical in a group setting..
November 16, 2024 at 10:37 AM
The US government releases verified footage of aliens but it’s just me trying to pass as neurotypical in a group setting..
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It is rarely my turn with the brain cell 😂
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
It is rarely my turn with the brain cell 😂
Pomeranian dad 💚
Say hello to Cornelius Theodore Magnus Roosevelt Bear the third (first of his name) or corndog for short.
Say hello to Cornelius Theodore Magnus Roosevelt Bear the third (first of his name) or corndog for short.
November 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Pomeranian dad 💚
Say hello to Cornelius Theodore Magnus Roosevelt Bear the third (first of his name) or corndog for short.
Say hello to Cornelius Theodore Magnus Roosevelt Bear the third (first of his name) or corndog for short.
