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Dispatches from the crumbling American empire @ gonzoreport.com
Thursday in two headlines that beg the question: are we great again now? Is this great? Because it doesn’t feel great to me.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by Chris Zappa
"Quiet, Piggy" and "Things Happen" are the distillation of Trump to his very essence. One manifests his vileness and misogyny. The other his dangerous amorality. They are a window into where his soul would be if he had one.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Chris Zappa
Massive PROOF report on Trump and Epstein coming out at around 9PM ET tonight (Monday).

You will not want to miss it.
Proof | Seth Abramson | Substack
Know Better. Click to read Proof, by Seth Abramson, a Substack publication with hundreds of thousands of subscribers.
sethabramson.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"That dog that didn't bark" was busy drinking from the toilet and shitting all over the house — Too bad rabies wasn't involved...

gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-13-2025
"That dog that didn't bark" was busy drinking from the toilet and shitting all over the house
Too bad rabies wasn't involved...
gonzoreport.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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@chriszappa.com has some of best no-holds-barred commentary going today. Follow and consider supporting his work.
Donald Trump is a pedophile and a rapist, and he fucking knows he's as dead as Melania's love for him if what he did to those kids ever gets out.

Just kidding—Melania never loved him.

gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-4-2025
Gonzo Report #127
Nov 4, 2025
gonzoreport.substack.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I've been one of the loudest and most unapologetically profane voices on Substack in the fight against Trump and the fascist takeover of America. But I believe Substack shadow-banned me, and I could really use your help.

gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-5-2025
This Machine Kills Fascists, and This Algorithm Kills Journalism
The algorithm giveth, and the algorithm taketh away
gonzoreport.substack.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Donald Trump is a pedophile and a rapist, and he fucking knows he's as dead as Melania's love for him if what he did to those kids ever gets out.

Just kidding—Melania never loved him.

gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-4-2025
Gonzo Report #127
Nov 4, 2025
gonzoreport.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Arm yourself with knowledge like it's your weapon and you are at war—because it is, and you are.

gonzoreport.substack.com/p/nov-3-2025
Gonzo Report #126
Nov 3, 2025
gonzoreport.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Reposted by Chris Zappa
When parents have to choose between following the law and watching their kids starve, it's going to be yee-haw, fuck the law, every goddamn time.

gonzoreport.substack.com/p/oct-29-2025
Gonzo Report #123
Oct 29, 2025
gonzoreport.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When parents have to choose between following the law and watching their kids starve, it's going to be yee-haw, fuck the law, every goddamn time.

gonzoreport.substack.com/p/oct-29-2025
Gonzo Report #123
Oct 29, 2025
gonzoreport.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Fuck these pigs.
ICE goons (Temu cops) at an immigration court, hoping to kidnap poor immigrants as they attempt to go through the immigration process properly, get roasted by an NYPD cop who is tired of their shit.

They seem to be harassing him because of his skin color: America, land of the free. 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When are we gonna say we’ve fucking had enough?
This is a U.S. citizen being brutally abducted by ICE while his mom pleads for them to stop and the videographer cries for help. The Chicago police do nothing to stop it.

They will come for everyone, and they’re not even hiding that anymore. If you are not organizing and resisting yet, get started.
October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Nostradamus himself couldn’t have predicted the batshit-insane, morally bankrupt actions of this double-talking, draft-dodging, diaper-wearing, dementia‑addled, drama-hungry, despotic dipshit.

gonzoreport.substack.com/p/oct-20-2025
Gonzo Report #122
Oct 20, 2025
gonzoreport.substack.com
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Every last one of these people are completely untethered from reality.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Sure. Why not. Fuck it. Next up: RFK Jr. recommends more Americans shoot heroin. It’s the next logical step.
October 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I pushed myself far beyond exhaustion to stay up late writing an important update for my Substack subscribers—only to load up Substack and see this message: “Substack is experiencing technical problems. We are working to restore service.” So, sorry everybody, but I have to set the world on fire now.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Reposted by Chris Zappa
Ken Paxton is a criminal POS ... He and Abbott need to be stopped... #Texas #Resist #GOP #RightwingCriminals #StandUpFightBack
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh my fucking god you can't even make this shit up 😂
October 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
To all who serve or have served in the military,

If you support Donald Trump and this criminal regime, your service doesn’t mean shit.

Not only are you a fucking clown, you are a goddamned traitor, and—with every bit of disrespect I can muster—you can go fuck yourself.
October 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Her name is Dariana Fajardo. She is a 23 year old, native-born, American citizen. Today she was abducted outside City Hall in Waukegan, IL by a domestic terrorist group of white supremacist, pig-fucking coward ass bitches. This shit is not going to end until we put an end to it ourselves. #FuckICE
October 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
THIS is exactly how it’s done. Fuck these Nazi pieces of shit. We do not tolerate this fucking bullshit. Period. Run that stupid scumbag motherfucker back under the rock he slithered out from under.
A kid ran into a psychology class in a large lecture hall at the University of Washington making a Nazi salute and shouting slurs.

The WHOLE class chased him through campus.

Here is the FAFO POV. And below is the class’s view.
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Joni Ernst can go fuck herself.
Joni Ernst: "Unfortunately, our farmers do need that assistance. They don't like it. They consider it welfare. They want trade, not aid. So we really need to see some of these new markets opening up around the globe ... but if there's anybody that can make a deal, it's President Trump."
October 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
No matter what bad decisions you may have made in your past, take heart—at least you didn’t make any as bad as Karoline Leavitt has.
You ever think about how Karoline Leavitt is only 28, and since the pendulum always swings, she’s definitely going to be spending decades walking this earth known as the shameful mouthpiece of the most destructive administration in US history. What a poor choice.
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The vice president of the United States thinks racism is funny. Meanwhile, I think it’s funny that he wears eyeliner and has a beard named Usha.
October 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM