Chris Tonn
@christonn.bsky.social
Writer, editor, photographer, dad, car guy.
Hates shaving.
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Suburbs of Columbus
Hates shaving.
Find my byline wherever find wordproducts are sold.
https://linktr.ee/christonn
Suburbs of Columbus
The rumors of the Failblazer's death have been greatly exaggerated. No damage to the structure, so I popped a junkyard door on and it will live on for now.
Pictured - my fleet is now majority Ohio-built! A '25 Accord Hybrid has been added to serve as my daily, alongside the '25 Wrangler and '06 TB.
Pictured - my fleet is now majority Ohio-built! A '25 Accord Hybrid has been added to serve as my daily, alongside the '25 Wrangler and '06 TB.
May 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The rumors of the Failblazer's death have been greatly exaggerated. No damage to the structure, so I popped a junkyard door on and it will live on for now.
Pictured - my fleet is now majority Ohio-built! A '25 Accord Hybrid has been added to serve as my daily, alongside the '25 Wrangler and '06 TB.
Pictured - my fleet is now majority Ohio-built! A '25 Accord Hybrid has been added to serve as my daily, alongside the '25 Wrangler and '06 TB.
Is the end of the legendary #failblazer?
Looks like a drunk plowed into my 18-years-owned '06 Trailblazer around midnight in my driveway and then left.
Looks like a drunk plowed into my 18-years-owned '06 Trailblazer around midnight in my driveway and then left.
May 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Is the end of the legendary #failblazer?
Looks like a drunk plowed into my 18-years-owned '06 Trailblazer around midnight in my driveway and then left.
Looks like a drunk plowed into my 18-years-owned '06 Trailblazer around midnight in my driveway and then left.
In the context of the ID.Buzzkill recall recently, I have to wonder how Ford gets away with this.
May 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
In the context of the ID.Buzzkill recall recently, I have to wonder how Ford gets away with this.
It isn't even eight am and I've already seen a release hitting all the cliched buzzwords.
I'm talking:
BOLD
DYNAMISM
ATHLETICISM
I'm talking:
BOLD
DYNAMISM
ATHLETICISM
May 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It isn't even eight am and I've already seen a release hitting all the cliched buzzwords.
I'm talking:
BOLD
DYNAMISM
ATHLETICISM
I'm talking:
BOLD
DYNAMISM
ATHLETICISM
Been away from this place for a while, but wandered back just in time for the greatest 'couch fucker kills pontiff' takes.
Just when you think that the internet was the worst thing ever created, you get moments of synergy like this.
Just when you think that the internet was the worst thing ever created, you get moments of synergy like this.
April 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Been away from this place for a while, but wandered back just in time for the greatest 'couch fucker kills pontiff' takes.
Just when you think that the internet was the worst thing ever created, you get moments of synergy like this.
Just when you think that the internet was the worst thing ever created, you get moments of synergy like this.
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There has never been a more Ohio State fan behavior than killing the Pope to distract from the fact that you broke your alma mater's national championship trophy
April 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There has never been a more Ohio State fan behavior than killing the Pope to distract from the fact that you broke your alma mater's national championship trophy
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I’d probably lose the will to keep going if I met Vance in person too.
April 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I’d probably lose the will to keep going if I met Vance in person too.
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Imagine breaking the college football national championship trophy and killing the Pope in the same week.
April 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Imagine breaking the college football national championship trophy and killing the Pope in the same week.
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
Muskingum University is in New Concord, Ohio - 20 miles from Zanesville.
This is why people outside big cities think that the media doesn't care about them - because they don't care to get the details right.
I'd tell the Columbus Dispatch to do better, but they've proven time and again they can't.
This is why people outside big cities think that the media doesn't care about them - because they don't care to get the details right.
I'd tell the Columbus Dispatch to do better, but they've proven time and again they can't.
February 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Muskingum University is in New Concord, Ohio - 20 miles from Zanesville.
This is why people outside big cities think that the media doesn't care about them - because they don't care to get the details right.
I'd tell the Columbus Dispatch to do better, but they've proven time and again they can't.
This is why people outside big cities think that the media doesn't care about them - because they don't care to get the details right.
I'd tell the Columbus Dispatch to do better, but they've proven time and again they can't.
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If you're not familiar with the Columbus area, this Tesla store is in a weird suburban mall area that has *never* seen a protest of this size
Two weeks ago we had a small group of 20
This weekend, we had more than 100 - defiant, determined, united - for our #TeslaTakedown at the #Easton #Telsa in #Columbus
And we're not stopping - JOIN US every Saturday at 4:30 PM 'til MUSK IS OUT 1/
This weekend, we had more than 100 - defiant, determined, united - for our #TeslaTakedown at the #Easton #Telsa in #Columbus
And we're not stopping - JOIN US every Saturday at 4:30 PM 'til MUSK IS OUT 1/
February 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If you're not familiar with the Columbus area, this Tesla store is in a weird suburban mall area that has *never* seen a protest of this size
Woke up to an email rejecting me from a job that I'm highly qualified for.
It was sent at 12:30am this morning, meaning either my app was auto-scanned and rejected or someone in HR hates me so much they couldn't sleep.
Great way to kick off the week.
It was sent at 12:30am this morning, meaning either my app was auto-scanned and rejected or someone in HR hates me so much they couldn't sleep.
Great way to kick off the week.
February 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Woke up to an email rejecting me from a job that I'm highly qualified for.
It was sent at 12:30am this morning, meaning either my app was auto-scanned and rejected or someone in HR hates me so much they couldn't sleep.
Great way to kick off the week.
It was sent at 12:30am this morning, meaning either my app was auto-scanned and rejected or someone in HR hates me so much they couldn't sleep.
Great way to kick off the week.
Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
cardle.boxbox.autos
February 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I generally try to avoid shopping Walmart for all kinds of reasons..but we need wiper blades for a leased Jeep that will go back in just over a month. Hard to justify parts store prices.
That Walmart breaks down wiper unit prices *by the inch* like lumber or produce, however, is amusing.
That Walmart breaks down wiper unit prices *by the inch* like lumber or produce, however, is amusing.
February 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I generally try to avoid shopping Walmart for all kinds of reasons..but we need wiper blades for a leased Jeep that will go back in just over a month. Hard to justify parts store prices.
That Walmart breaks down wiper unit prices *by the inch* like lumber or produce, however, is amusing.
That Walmart breaks down wiper unit prices *by the inch* like lumber or produce, however, is amusing.
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February 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I know this will not change anything. Nothing we can do seems to be able to change anything. But I felt better for 6 seconds and that's about as good as it's been of late.
February 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I know this will not change anything. Nothing we can do seems to be able to change anything. But I felt better for 6 seconds and that's about as good as it's been of late.
Bozi is a national treasure.
The car that Kendrick Lamar used on stage last night at the Super Bowl half time show is a real Buick Grand National.
Let's dig into some of the details and see where it came from and how it was modified.
Let's dig into some of the details and see where it came from and how it was modified.
February 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Bozi is a national treasure.
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social looks to have recovered the game-clinching onside kick
February 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social looks to have recovered the game-clinching onside kick
I think Kenosha and Toledo have won tonight.
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I think Kenosha and Toledo have won tonight.
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I’m at a local bar and someone yelled at the tv, “Get off the hood, bruh.”
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m at a local bar and someone yelled at the tv, “Get off the hood, bruh.”
Getting some serious 'Zidler from Moulin Rouge' vibes here
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Getting some serious 'Zidler from Moulin Rouge' vibes here