Christian British Husband Man
@christianbritman.bsky.social
Failed cumedian, mediocre husband and lover, I was funny one time and have been riding the high ever since. Voted “world’s sexiest eunuch” in 2023 and 2024!
Love being an openly bisexual federal employee with a twitter account. Totally doesn't make me petrified that Elon will have me fired.
February 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Love being an openly bisexual federal employee with a twitter account. Totally doesn't make me petrified that Elon will have me fired.
I love these little dorks
December 2, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I love these little dorks
One of my opticians also makes custom coffee cups. I fucking HAD to.
November 14, 2024 at 12:03 AM
One of my opticians also makes custom coffee cups. I fucking HAD to.
Rudy Giuliani. I dm’ed him the words “Doody Giuliani” after the four seasons total landscaping debacle and he immediately blocked me.
In celebration of everyone joining Bsky today, which Twitter account are you proudest to have been blocked by?
November 10, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Rudy Giuliani. I dm’ed him the words “Doody Giuliani” after the four seasons total landscaping debacle and he immediately blocked me.
Getting the next part of my Zelda tattoo sleeve in February and I’m so excited!
November 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Getting the next part of my Zelda tattoo sleeve in February and I’m so excited!
I love the lack of ads on bsky. I fucking hates seeing ads for bullshit crypto and trading websites every other tweet.
November 9, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I love the lack of ads on bsky. I fucking hates seeing ads for bullshit crypto and trading websites every other tweet.
I’m so glad to see Swifties able to post here without being subjected to vitriolic incel comments. Y’all deserve this space so much.
November 8, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I’m so glad to see Swifties able to post here without being subjected to vitriolic incel comments. Y’all deserve this space so much.
lol. I tried to download an archive of my twitter data but it took me, via my email address, to my old twitter account and told me there was an error. Love that so much.
November 8, 2024 at 8:56 PM
lol. I tried to download an archive of my twitter data but it took me, via my email address, to my old twitter account and told me there was an error. Love that so much.
Baseball/NHL fans please follow me. I would love to build up a new network of friends here.
November 7, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Baseball/NHL fans please follow me. I would love to build up a new network of friends here.
Ya boi is back.
November 7, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Ya boi is back.
Is bluesky dead or…?
April 3, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Is bluesky dead or…?
Hello Bluesky friends. I love you all very dearly.
September 14, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Hello Bluesky friends. I love you all very dearly.
This site needs DMs since there’s a dm limit on the other stupid Nazi and CSE sympathizer website
July 28, 2023 at 7:54 PM
This site needs DMs since there’s a dm limit on the other stupid Nazi and CSE sympathizer website
creating a new social media site called yell, where your posts are called YEETs
July 17, 2023 at 4:37 PM
creating a new social media site called yell, where your posts are called YEETs
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To add to this: anyone who got in before the 500k user mark is considered a niche internet micro celebrity and thus eligible for Bluesky health care which is just Web MD and some Tums
Hey newskies: each like on here is worth 1,000 likes on Twitter. That’s the exchange rate. Don’t let scam artists or con men try and tell you different.
July 5, 2023 at 5:20 PM
To add to this: anyone who got in before the 500k user mark is considered a niche internet micro celebrity and thus eligible for Bluesky health care which is just Web MD and some Tums
So happy to be spending less time on twitter
June 21, 2023 at 1:54 PM
So happy to be spending less time on twitter
Question is: do I make Bluesky my cursed content journal? Or do I leave that for Twitter?
June 15, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Question is: do I make Bluesky my cursed content journal? Or do I leave that for Twitter?
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Heads up for people returning/joining: if you don't want to see rts and replies, here's a custom TL that only has posts from your mutuals: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tenurhgjptubkk5zf5qhi3og/feed/only-posts
June 13, 2023 at 12:29 AM
Heads up for people returning/joining: if you don't want to see rts and replies, here's a custom TL that only has posts from your mutuals: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tenurhgjptubkk5zf5qhi3og/feed/only-posts
First Dala post
June 13, 2023 at 1:31 AM
First Dala post
I can’t wait to be just as unpopular here as I am on twitter 🥲
June 13, 2023 at 12:56 AM
I can’t wait to be just as unpopular here as I am on twitter 🥲