Chris Teregis
@christeregis.bsky.social
Horror enthusiast. Has a cat. Sometimes funny.
We need to coin the phrase "Kirk-a-dile" tears, because this is fucking disgusting. #CharlieKirk
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
We need to coin the phrase "Kirk-a-dile" tears, because this is fucking disgusting. #CharlieKirk
ATTN: WOKE LIBTARDS! THERE IS NOTHING MORE WOKE THAN FACTS & DATA. IN FACT, IF YOU SUPPORT FACTS & DATA, YOU CAN LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE BECAUSE YOURE GONNA BURN IN HELL. JESUS ONLY RELIED ON BEING A MAGICMAN WITH MAGIC POWERS. YOU CANT SPELL MAGA WITHOUT 3/5THS OF THE WORD MAGIC. FUCK ALL UR KIDS.
September 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
ATTN: WOKE LIBTARDS! THERE IS NOTHING MORE WOKE THAN FACTS & DATA. IN FACT, IF YOU SUPPORT FACTS & DATA, YOU CAN LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE BECAUSE YOURE GONNA BURN IN HELL. JESUS ONLY RELIED ON BEING A MAGICMAN WITH MAGIC POWERS. YOU CANT SPELL MAGA WITHOUT 3/5THS OF THE WORD MAGIC. FUCK ALL UR KIDS.
Please try not to patronize businesses w/ "service fees". This may seem like it's a gratuity, but it isn't. Tips must be distributed to the hourly employees. "Service Fees" have little legal language around how businesses distribute the funds. Those fees go to salaried managers and even owners.
August 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Please try not to patronize businesses w/ "service fees". This may seem like it's a gratuity, but it isn't. Tips must be distributed to the hourly employees. "Service Fees" have little legal language around how businesses distribute the funds. Those fees go to salaried managers and even owners.
August 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Breaking News: President Donald Trump is now reporting that employment is actually up 5.5 billion percent, and on a related note we should release the unredacted Epstein Files as soon as possible, because he's more than likely a fucking pederast.
August 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Breaking News: President Donald Trump is now reporting that employment is actually up 5.5 billion percent, and on a related note we should release the unredacted Epstein Files as soon as possible, because he's more than likely a fucking pederast.
This might be the worst movie I've ever seen.
August 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This might be the worst movie I've ever seen.
Bring Her Back was so good. It's one of the most unique takes on the "possessed child" genre that I have ever seen, and at its core, the film is a meditation on grief, loss, and generational trauma. A solid sophomore film from the Phillipou Brothers (dir. of Talk to Me). #horror #horrorsky
July 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bring Her Back was so good. It's one of the most unique takes on the "possessed child" genre that I have ever seen, and at its core, the film is a meditation on grief, loss, and generational trauma. A solid sophomore film from the Phillipou Brothers (dir. of Talk to Me). #horror #horrorsky
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to have to start paying for your Gmail account.
July 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to have to start paying for your Gmail account.
I am only attracted to oversized, fuzzy, anime forest spirits. I'm completely and 100% Totorosexual.
May 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I am only attracted to oversized, fuzzy, anime forest spirits. I'm completely and 100% Totorosexual.
The #Marvel FanClowns calling for Magneto to be a Holocaust survivor, are idiots. It's 2025, and that would make Magneto ~100 years old? It's time to adapt the story, and human slavery is #2 in line for "Most oppressive thing to ever happen to human beings". Suggestion: Cope heavily. #MCU
May 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
There's something about Doom: The Dark Ages that doesn't feel right, and I'm not quite sure what it is. Im trying to reserve my judgement until I'm done, but I'm having a hard time feeling like the game is pulling me in like Eternal did. What do you think it is? #Doom #DoomTheDarkAges #Gaming
May 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
There's something about Doom: The Dark Ages that doesn't feel right, and I'm not quite sure what it is. Im trying to reserve my judgement until I'm done, but I'm having a hard time feeling like the game is pulling me in like Eternal did. What do you think it is? #Doom #DoomTheDarkAges #Gaming
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
(No Star Wars, Star Trek, or Lord of the Rings)
(No Star Wars, Star Trek, or Lord of the Rings)
April 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
(No Star Wars, Star Trek, or Lord of the Rings)
(No Star Wars, Star Trek, or Lord of the Rings)
Anyone who purchases and/or wears this hat, is a verified traitor to the United States of America.
April 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Anyone who purchases and/or wears this hat, is a verified traitor to the United States of America.
Companion fantastic! A techno-thriller that touches on abuse, toxic relationships, and the human need to control things, while exploring the dangers/moral dilemmas presented by the existence artificial intelligence. Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid are rapidly rising to A-List #horror #horrorsky
April 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Companion fantastic! A techno-thriller that touches on abuse, toxic relationships, and the human need to control things, while exploring the dangers/moral dilemmas presented by the existence artificial intelligence. Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid are rapidly rising to A-List #horror #horrorsky
I'm liking Daredevil: Born Again, but it's like 95% Matt Murdock battling inner demons and like 5% Daredevil being born again.
April 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm liking Daredevil: Born Again, but it's like 95% Matt Murdock battling inner demons and like 5% Daredevil being born again.
🎶On my front porch with a gun
Taking aim to shoot someone
And it makes me feel so fine, I'll just ignore the cops.🎶
Hip hip
Taking aim to shoot someone
And it makes me feel so fine, I'll just ignore the cops.🎶
Hip hip
Wife of Weezer Bassist Scott Shriner Shot By Police, Charged with Attempted Murder
Jillian Lauren, the wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner, was shot by police and charged with attempted murder after firing her gun amid a manhunt
consequence.net
April 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
🎶On my front porch with a gun
Taking aim to shoot someone
And it makes me feel so fine, I'll just ignore the cops.🎶
Hip hip
Taking aim to shoot someone
And it makes me feel so fine, I'll just ignore the cops.🎶
Hip hip
I really enjoyed The Bondsman, but it's definitely not as good or as interesting as Reaper. The premise is nearly identical, but the Bondsman isn't nearly as fun or charming. #horror #horrorsky
April 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I really enjoyed The Bondsman, but it's definitely not as good or as interesting as Reaper. The premise is nearly identical, but the Bondsman isn't nearly as fun or charming. #horror #horrorsky
If you watch Y2K expecting some well crafted, piece of art-house horror, you will be disappointed. It's an insane throwback to 90s horror, soaked in nostalgia. It's B-movie fun with touches of brilliance. Try not to take it seriously and enjoy the ride. There's good stuff here. #horror #horrorsky
April 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If you watch Y2K expecting some well crafted, piece of art-house horror, you will be disappointed. It's an insane throwback to 90s horror, soaked in nostalgia. It's B-movie fun with touches of brilliance. Try not to take it seriously and enjoy the ride. There's good stuff here. #horror #horrorsky
Thor's rewrite in Ragnarok, and subsequently Infinity War, Endgame, and Love & Thunder demonstrates that the concept of worthiness rests in favor of being either an arrogant prick or a slovenly, lethargic, revenge fueled jerk. At these points, Thor should have not been able to lift Mjolnir. #Marvel
March 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Thor's rewrite in Ragnarok, and subsequently Infinity War, Endgame, and Love & Thunder demonstrates that the concept of worthiness rests in favor of being either an arrogant prick or a slovenly, lethargic, revenge fueled jerk. At these points, Thor should have not been able to lift Mjolnir. #Marvel
The Parenting starts out strong, but loses its luster as the film goes on. It's very funny and it's definitely an homage to Beetlejuice in many ways. It just struggles to find its voice, and doesn't have a sturdy enough foundation to lean on jokes in the way it does throughout. #horror #horrorsky
March 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The Parenting starts out strong, but loses its luster as the film goes on. It's very funny and it's definitely an homage to Beetlejuice in many ways. It just struggles to find its voice, and doesn't have a sturdy enough foundation to lean on jokes in the way it does throughout. #horror #horrorsky
I feel like people are too hard on #Netflix films. I liked The Electric State. A popcorn action flick that knows exactly what it is. It has more good moments than bad moments, it's funny, and manages to tell a pretty cohesive story, given it's somewhat bonkers subject matter. #movies #moviesky
March 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
YouTube cooking channels will start off in someone's home w/ a video like "A Simple and Quick Way to Improve Your Cheeseburger Skills".
Then they blow up, and will make a video like "Here's How To Grill a 72oz A5 Tomahawk on a $7,500 Tarrison Grill Using Hand Squeezed Olive Oil From Tuscany."
Then they blow up, and will make a video like "Here's How To Grill a 72oz A5 Tomahawk on a $7,500 Tarrison Grill Using Hand Squeezed Olive Oil From Tuscany."
March 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
YouTube cooking channels will start off in someone's home w/ a video like "A Simple and Quick Way to Improve Your Cheeseburger Skills".
Then they blow up, and will make a video like "Here's How To Grill a 72oz A5 Tomahawk on a $7,500 Tarrison Grill Using Hand Squeezed Olive Oil From Tuscany."
Then they blow up, and will make a video like "Here's How To Grill a 72oz A5 Tomahawk on a $7,500 Tarrison Grill Using Hand Squeezed Olive Oil From Tuscany."
I enjoyed Starve Acre! It's a moody-broody British folk-horror film that really takes its time building an eerie-dreary atmosphere filled w/ grief, trauma, and terror. It's carried HEAVILY by nuanced performances from Matt Smith and Morfydd Clarke and the score is haunting. #horror #horrorsky
March 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I enjoyed Starve Acre! It's a moody-broody British folk-horror film that really takes its time building an eerie-dreary atmosphere filled w/ grief, trauma, and terror. It's carried HEAVILY by nuanced performances from Matt Smith and Morfydd Clarke and the score is haunting. #horror #horrorsky
I really liked Heretic! It's a "trapped-in-a-labyrinth" film centered around faith, with really clever writing and an out-of-the-box performance by Hugh Grant that was really fun to watch. I wanted it to end differently, but I still really liked the ending. Good stuff here. #horror #horrorsky
March 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I really liked Heretic! It's a "trapped-in-a-labyrinth" film centered around faith, with really clever writing and an out-of-the-box performance by Hugh Grant that was really fun to watch. I wanted it to end differently, but I still really liked the ending. Good stuff here. #horror #horrorsky