chrissybellizzi.bsky.social
@chrissybellizzi.bsky.social
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Think it’s pretty silly that WorldCat now constantly wants to know if I’m a human when OCLC has gone all-in on AI 🤨
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
“It’s all fun and games until I die” #worstcooks
January 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
What if we kiss at the supermarket robot birthday party
November 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Dear @ala-pla.bsky.social - it is the year 2025. Could we get a more mobile-friendly conference site? #accessibility
October 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“Well it started well, just like my hopes and dreams” #worstcooks #relatable
August 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Now I got the sharpy sharp and it’s doing the cutty cut” 🔪🗡️✂️ #worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“This chicken needs Botox!” #worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“It might not be edible but it’s avant garde!” #worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Edible glitter is going to make this lobster POP” 🦞🍾 #worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“It’s called a spontaneous concoction”
“What’s it supposed to be?”
“… gravy.”
#worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“This is what my dish will look like. I did it with watercolor” 🎨 #worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“So now I’m doing a colonoscopy on the shrimp” 🦐🍤 #worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“I feel like this isn’t what paella is supposed to look like”
“… yeah.”
#worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“What are you making?”
“Ganouchi!”
#worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“Hey cutie patootie!”
“I think you mean ‘hello Chef Anne’”
💀 #awkward #worstcooks
August 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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The Onion has sent the following letter to all 535 members of Congress. This special edition will be in their physical mailboxes as they return from recess tomorrow.

We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled.

theonion.com/letter-to-co...
June 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What is this purple abomination I saw at the thrifts today, wrong answers only
June 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It is the weekend, please enjoy my very smug cat
May 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
NaNoWriMo and Book Fight wrapping up around the same time - coincidence, @tmcallister.bsky.social and @mikeingram.bsky.social? storyempire.com/2025/04/28/n...
NaNoWriMo Is Closing After 20 Years. What Went Wrong? What Will Replace It?
After 20 Years, NaNoWriMo Announces Closure. Is AI to Blame?
storyempire.com
May 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
New day, new sessions @acqinsitute.bsky.social #aitl25
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dear @theatlantic.com : kindly read the damn room. Signed, all the generations after the Boomers who have never known economic/environmental/global stability
May 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That thing where your flight is bookended by the Eagles’ fight song and a cry of “YEAHHHHHH GO BIRDS” upon landing #gobirds
April 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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April 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Back on my library bullshit #booksbooksbooks
April 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM