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Christopher Swartout
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DGA 1st AD on many movies & TV shows you may have seen, and many you did not. Lifelong Cle Guardians & Ipswich Town fan. I once directed People's Sexiest Man Alive.
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My band Loaded has released our first album in 19 years today. Take a listen! Available on all your favorite music streaming platforms. Here is a Spotify link.
Start Again
Loaded · Album · 2025 · 10 songs
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The Cliffs of Kerry, Ireland.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Derrynane Beach, County Kerry, Ireland
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Correct me if I am wrong: If the Dems cave on the shut down, the narrative will become that the shut down was the Dems fault.
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Clase & Ortiz were suspended, and then the Guardians flipped the season around and won the division. One more reason Stephen Vogt is Manager of the Year.
Breaking news per Jeff Passan: “Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody”
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just made the acquaintance of the sweetest pup in the hotel bar in Kenmare. Luna.
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Charles Fort, Kinsale, Ireland
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I had a very short lived TV directing career and wouldn’t you know it when we checked in to our hotel in Kinsale Ireland, one of them was showing on Irish TV! A young John Krasinski.
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Some possible Irish false advertising.
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Headed to Ireland for a week. Looking for Irish centric music (singer songwriter stuff and rock music mostly ) for our road trip playlist. Open to any ideas. We have all the big folks covered (U2, Sinead, Pogues, and Kneecap for my daughter etc). Who are some more niche Irish musicians you all love?
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Sad news: Gilson Lavis was one hell of a drummer.
Squeeze pop star dies as bandmate pays tribute
Gilson Lavis, who was the drummer in Squeeze in the 1970s and 1980s died at his home last night, the news was announced by Jools Holland
www.mirror.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
RED PANDA AT THE CAVS GAME!!
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
John Sauer's voice is nails on a chalkboard.
Live Updates: Supreme Court Hearing Case Challenging Trump’s Tariff Authority
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My late friend was the 1st AD for Mira on two movies and absolutely adored her, and she him.
I don't think we talk enough about how his mother is Mira Nair, but I sure think about it a lot. 😍
Deeply moving to see this first family.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
@malcolmnance.bsky.social How about a shoutout for our new sheriff!!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Thank you for your service.
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Tonight:
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If the Disney Corporation believes a Dallas Arizona mid season game is going to get me to cancel, they're dumber than they think I think they are.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Senate passes “Taco Trucks on Every Corner” bill. This could be our future. Every corner. Taco trucks!
Mike Johnson: "Imagine a scenario where they were in charge and they didn't have the filibuster. We would have nationalized elections, they would infringe on our 2A rights, they'd pack the Supreme Court, and they'd make Puerto Rico and DC states."
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Technically tomorrow is Game 8 as they played two games in Game 3.
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My favorite tree in my area. Massive old Oak.
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by Christopher Swartout
Could use some assistance from a veteran for a story I'm working on. DMs open, contact info in profile.

Not a vet? Reposts much appreciated.

Thanks!
a man wearing a john deere hat and a jerry garcia t-shirt says someone help me
Alt: a man wearing a john deere hat and a jerry garcia t-shirt says someone help me
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Between this fucking asshole and Dr. Phil, Oprah has some 'splainin' to do.
Q: Unless ACA subsidies are extended, the average plan will increase by somewhere around 115%

DR OZ: Where'd you get that number?

Q: Kaiser Family Foundation

OZ: They retracted that. Here's the truth. The average American who's on ACA is gonna pay $13 more than this year. That's not a big issue
October 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Here are the non stop flights from Westchester Airport to West Palm Beach the day after election day. This fucking racist better be on one of them.
October 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Enjoy every Sandwich
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM