Chris Summersell
@chrissummersell.bsky.social
UEFA A Licence Coach
Analytics & Scouting @ MRKT Insights
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Analytics & Scouting @ MRKT Insights
‘Laptop Coach’
Commemorating winning the FA Cup as a non league team by playing like a non league team
January 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Commemorating winning the FA Cup as a non league team by playing like a non league team
How nice, an outbreak of passes in the midfield
January 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
How nice, an outbreak of passes in the midfield
Take off Palhinha and replace him with someone who can pass the ball better, for instance a training mannequin
January 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Take off Palhinha and replace him with someone who can pass the ball better, for instance a training mannequin
If you’re getting sent off for serious foul play, then I’m pretty certain it should be pretty clear straight away it’s serious foul play, not after consulting a slowed down replay after basically no one appealed for anything other than a foul
December 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If you’re getting sent off for serious foul play, then I’m pretty certain it should be pretty clear straight away it’s serious foul play, not after consulting a slowed down replay after basically no one appealed for anything other than a foul
Every Spurs game the commentators just decide to talk about how rash Romero is as he’s just casually zipping balls between the lines whilst they talk, and they never notice
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Every Spurs game the commentators just decide to talk about how rash Romero is as he’s just casually zipping balls between the lines whilst they talk, and they never notice
Nought point nought seven ex gee
Nought point nought five ex gee
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Nought point nought seven ex gee
Still, good news about the defence being sorted out
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Still, good news about the defence being sorted out
This is the absolute pits
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is the absolute pits
Nought point nought five ex gee
November 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Nought point nought five ex gee
In the last year I think I’ve had 6/7 concussions to players I coach, most of the time they are adamant they can play on. Our medical staff are completely correct in taking no risks there
November 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In the last year I think I’ve had 6/7 concussions to players I coach, most of the time they are adamant they can play on. Our medical staff are completely correct in taking no risks there
I say this as someone who was keen on Frank following Ange, but this is absolutely miserable football
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I say this as someone who was keen on Frank following Ange, but this is absolutely miserable football
Reposted by Chris Summersell
Is it possible that when Ange said set pieces were something he had to build into his open play idea, that Thomas Frank is the direct inverse to this?
October 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Is it possible that when Ange said set pieces were something he had to build into his open play idea, that Thomas Frank is the direct inverse to this?
Glenn Hoddle the player would be completely wasted in Glenn Hoddle the pundits ideal version of football
October 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Glenn Hoddle the player would be completely wasted in Glenn Hoddle the pundits ideal version of football
We are allergic to the middle of the pitch
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
We are allergic to the middle of the pitch
Our build up play is:
1) Lose the ball
2) Play Kudus back to goal with a straight pass and hope he can magic something up
I am starting to see the doubts about Frank’s ability to coach possession football
1) Lose the ball
2) Play Kudus back to goal with a straight pass and hope he can magic something up
I am starting to see the doubts about Frank’s ability to coach possession football
October 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Our build up play is:
1) Lose the ball
2) Play Kudus back to goal with a straight pass and hope he can magic something up
I am starting to see the doubts about Frank’s ability to coach possession football
1) Lose the ball
2) Play Kudus back to goal with a straight pass and hope he can magic something up
I am starting to see the doubts about Frank’s ability to coach possession football
Someone else who can pass the ball other than Romero would be nice
September 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Someone else who can pass the ball other than Romero would be nice
Watching Son’s goal there has reminded me that we’ve not put up his statue yet, which seems an oversight
September 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Watching Son’s goal there has reminded me that we’ve not put up his statue yet, which seems an oversight
Levy undoubtedly raised the floor of our club, and at times raised the ceiling
For a while now it was clear we’d fallen behind in our football ops, it’s testament to the floor of the club that it was never catastrophe
Probably time we moved on and modernised.
‘Change for Tottenham’ are not for me
For a while now it was clear we’d fallen behind in our football ops, it’s testament to the floor of the club that it was never catastrophe
Probably time we moved on and modernised.
‘Change for Tottenham’ are not for me
really good simple way of putting the Levy case by @omarchaudhuri.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Levy undoubtedly raised the floor of our club, and at times raised the ceiling
For a while now it was clear we’d fallen behind in our football ops, it’s testament to the floor of the club that it was never catastrophe
Probably time we moved on and modernised.
‘Change for Tottenham’ are not for me
For a while now it was clear we’d fallen behind in our football ops, it’s testament to the floor of the club that it was never catastrophe
Probably time we moved on and modernised.
‘Change for Tottenham’ are not for me
If I’m Daniel Levy I’m now trying to get Savinho done and announce it during the Change for Tottenham protest
August 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If I’m Daniel Levy I’m now trying to get Savinho done and announce it during the Change for Tottenham protest
It's on...
Going to be incredible next summer when Djed locks up Yamal in the World Cup final
August 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It's on...
Going to be incredible next summer when Djed locks up Yamal in the World Cup final
August 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Going to be incredible next summer when Djed locks up Yamal in the World Cup final
The way we never let them camp us in, save for 10 mins after half time was excellent. I think we’ll pick up plenty points against the better sides, as it stands, need to bring in the guys to break the teams who give us the ball
August 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The way we never let them camp us in, save for 10 mins after half time was excellent. I think we’ll pick up plenty points against the better sides, as it stands, need to bring in the guys to break the teams who give us the ball
Tottenham emptying the Etihad is just a wonderful tradition every year
August 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Tottenham emptying the Etihad is just a wonderful tradition every year
Bad night for the modern football is boring crowd
August 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bad night for the modern football is boring crowd