ChrisKaevil
@chriskaevil.bsky.social
33. Queer. Nerd. Waterbender. Gaymer. Writer. Educator.
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Oh right, this is a thing.
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Oh right, this is a thing.
Peak queer culture is peeing at a urinal and leaning over to tell the girl at the sink that she looks devastatingly beautiful.
July 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Peak queer culture is peeing at a urinal and leaning over to tell the girl at the sink that she looks devastatingly beautiful.
On a true crime kick again. Seems like that's my standard for the beginning of summer, lol. What are some of your favs? I've seen a lot of them but hit me with the good recs.
June 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
On a true crime kick again. Seems like that's my standard for the beginning of summer, lol. What are some of your favs? I've seen a lot of them but hit me with the good recs.
It's so funny meeting a guy in public and hitting it off all night, just being friends, flirting, and then realizing when you exchange socials that he's actually ghosted you when you talked to him on Grindr before. I doubt he even realizes too lol.
June 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It's so funny meeting a guy in public and hitting it off all night, just being friends, flirting, and then realizing when you exchange socials that he's actually ghosted you when you talked to him on Grindr before. I doubt he even realizes too lol.
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I'm tired of being shamed for loving oatmeal raisin cookies
May 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I'm tired of being shamed for loving oatmeal raisin cookies
Fuck yeah Onya Nurve!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖 We stan in this house!!!
April 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Fuck yeah Onya Nurve!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖 We stan in this house!!!
I already have one coworker who is leaving the US to move to Europe because of Trump and I'm really starting to consider weighing our options. I doubt we could because of my husband's job but damn everywhere else is just looking better.
April 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I already have one coworker who is leaving the US to move to Europe because of Trump and I'm really starting to consider weighing our options. I doubt we could because of my husband's job but damn everywhere else is just looking better.
I have too much anxiety to correct the nail lady who for some reason gave me clear gel nails even though I picked out a color and handed it to her but she heard me say clear polish for my pedicure so I'm assuming she thought that's all I wanted on my hands too. I didn't know what to say 😭
March 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I have too much anxiety to correct the nail lady who for some reason gave me clear gel nails even though I picked out a color and handed it to her but she heard me say clear polish for my pedicure so I'm assuming she thought that's all I wanted on my hands too. I didn't know what to say 😭
Who would've thought that a new Lexapro prescription, working out, and therapy would actually help the mental health.
February 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Who would've thought that a new Lexapro prescription, working out, and therapy would actually help the mental health.
I forgot how good Desperate Housewives is and I'm excited for this rewatch.
I'm still stuck with the memory of my ex ruining the series finale when we had 3 eps left after he was the one who said we should watch it. Kinda wish I could've experienced it without knowing what was going to happen.
I'm still stuck with the memory of my ex ruining the series finale when we had 3 eps left after he was the one who said we should watch it. Kinda wish I could've experienced it without knowing what was going to happen.
January 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I forgot how good Desperate Housewives is and I'm excited for this rewatch.
I'm still stuck with the memory of my ex ruining the series finale when we had 3 eps left after he was the one who said we should watch it. Kinda wish I could've experienced it without knowing what was going to happen.
I'm still stuck with the memory of my ex ruining the series finale when we had 3 eps left after he was the one who said we should watch it. Kinda wish I could've experienced it without knowing what was going to happen.
I randomly got Fairy, so here's my team.
January 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I randomly got Fairy, so here's my team.
It is kinda nice to just hire a handyman to fix all the little things that have been piling up at the house. Finally everything is working correctly and looks good lol.
January 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It is kinda nice to just hire a handyman to fix all the little things that have been piling up at the house. Finally everything is working correctly and looks good lol.
At Sin City Classic for flag football and it's kind of funny that they mapped out the fields but constantly mess it up and when I pulled up the map to correct it they got annoyed with me. Like sorry you messed but that's the field we're supposed to be one. Not my fault you keep switching these two 🤷
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
At Sin City Classic for flag football and it's kind of funny that they mapped out the fields but constantly mess it up and when I pulled up the map to correct it they got annoyed with me. Like sorry you messed but that's the field we're supposed to be one. Not my fault you keep switching these two 🤷
Seeing all the screenshots of TikTok comments now that it's banned in the US is so interesting and amusing. My favorites have been:
"It's like the loud kids stayed home from school."
"Notice how no ones fighting anymore."
😂
"It's like the loud kids stayed home from school."
"Notice how no ones fighting anymore."
😂
January 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Seeing all the screenshots of TikTok comments now that it's banned in the US is so interesting and amusing. My favorites have been:
"It's like the loud kids stayed home from school."
"Notice how no ones fighting anymore."
😂
"It's like the loud kids stayed home from school."
"Notice how no ones fighting anymore."
😂
So do I have to actually start scrolling Instagram reels now? I miss TikTok already.
January 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
So do I have to actually start scrolling Instagram reels now? I miss TikTok already.
I may cry. C'mon Lions get it together. 😭😭😭
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I may cry. C'mon Lions get it together. 😭😭😭
Is it bad to picture a certain person as your working out as your motivation to get stronger? Like not in an admiring way. As in a, I will beat this person and I will not let them win, petty kind of way. I'm powered by spite, rage, revenge, and petty I guess.
January 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Is it bad to picture a certain person as your working out as your motivation to get stronger? Like not in an admiring way. As in a, I will beat this person and I will not let them win, petty kind of way. I'm powered by spite, rage, revenge, and petty I guess.
I have to constantly remind myself not to read comments because I still do and I get so heated just reading them and want to respond lol. But people are stupid and don't understand things! But also that's a lot of energy I don't need to waste on random internet fights.
January 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I have to constantly remind myself not to read comments because I still do and I get so heated just reading them and want to respond lol. But people are stupid and don't understand things! But also that's a lot of energy I don't need to waste on random internet fights.
Our house is officially on the market and I got really sad watching the walk through video and post 😭
January 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Our house is officially on the market and I got really sad watching the walk through video and post 😭
How did I never know that they made a Battle Royale 2?? I own the special edition DVD set of the first one and was obsessed with it in high school back in like 2006. Guess I know what I'm watching this weekend.
January 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
How did I never know that they made a Battle Royale 2?? I own the special edition DVD set of the first one and was obsessed with it in high school back in like 2006. Guess I know what I'm watching this weekend.
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customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
Tracking packages is so annoying recently. I got spilled with Amazon and being in a city that has same day delivery for most things. But my gifts keep getting delayed and pushed back and I want them nooowwww. Plus I need one of the sweaters for a spirit day this week.
December 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Tracking packages is so annoying recently. I got spilled with Amazon and being in a city that has same day delivery for most things. But my gifts keep getting delayed and pushed back and I want them nooowwww. Plus I need one of the sweaters for a spirit day this week.
The biggest downside of being a teacher is not being able to pee when I have to pee. I only have two times I can pee in a school day, lunch and my prep period.
December 13, 2024 at 10:04 PM
The biggest downside of being a teacher is not being able to pee when I have to pee. I only have two times I can pee in a school day, lunch and my prep period.
New season of drag race soon and I've successfully avoided the spoilers from reddit. Now to just see if I can avoid it all season long. I'm excited to watch a season with no spoilers! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 Last season I accidentally knew the final top 2 which kinda sucked. So here's to hoping.
December 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
New season of drag race soon and I've successfully avoided the spoilers from reddit. Now to just see if I can avoid it all season long. I'm excited to watch a season with no spoilers! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 Last season I accidentally knew the final top 2 which kinda sucked. So here's to hoping.
My favorite thing I've seen is a friend who said, "Luigi should claim he has multiple personality disorder and it really wasn't him that did it. It was his other personality, Waluigi."
December 11, 2024 at 6:21 PM
My favorite thing I've seen is a friend who said, "Luigi should claim he has multiple personality disorder and it really wasn't him that did it. It was his other personality, Waluigi."