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Christopher Joyce - Author 🇬🇧
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Horror and fantasy author, songwriter, guitarist, lutenist... Pretty much a modern day Bard...
https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Christopher-Joyce/author/B08DMC28TX?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true
- Sitting in a Champions League spot...
#booksky #author #writingcommunity #horrorbooks
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 AM
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 AM
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
- Boom. Up the 'Boro....
#utb
#boro
#Middlesbrough
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
- That 'unable to change your formation, lineup, or make substitutions' bug in EAFC26 is fucking insane.
First FIFA game I've bought in years, and it's virtually unplayable. Sort your shit out, #EA.
#EAFC26
#FIFA
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
- Urgh... This needs to fuck off... 🤒 🤧
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February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
- Retro Sunday...
#retro
#sega
#segasaturn
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
- So Burgzorg has left the 'Boro...
#utb
#boro
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January 29, 2026 at 7:26 PM
- So I diagnosed and fixed the tumble dryer yesterday.
By myself.
With tools, and everything.
It's quite possibly the manliest thing I've ever done, and I don't care to repeat the feat any time soon...
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
- The night terrors are back. Great.
At least I now have some new material for a short story.
💀 🛌
January 27, 2026 at 6:09 AM
- Oh, it's gonna be one of those days... I can feel it in my fucking knees...
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 AM
- So I tuned my Lute today, and tried my hand at writing my first whimsical bardic song. Still a work in prog, but it's a very different process to writing songs for an indie/rock band...
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January 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
- Just ordered a physical copy of a game for £22 and received a notification to say it's been shipped, only to find it on sale in the e-shop for £6.49.
Oh well. Fuck it.
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
- Don't forget to redeem your Nintendo Platinum Points, people.
I just grabbed this limited edition Metroid Prime 4 Pin for 600pts.
#nintendo
#switch
#switch2
#metroid
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
- I don't think I gave 'Tears of the Kingdom' a fair chance.
It felt so much like DLC for 'Breath of the Wild' that I stopped playing after a couple of hours and never went back to it.
Anyway, I've just DL'd the Switch 2 update, and dusted of the cartridge...

#zelda
#nintendo
#switch2
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January 15, 2026 at 8:23 AM
- Best of luck to Michael Carrick taking over at Man UTD.
It's a poisoned chalice, but he has a level-head and a calm enough demeanour to handle the pressure. ⚽
Up the 'Boro.
#UTB
#Boro
January 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
- Nothing against him personally, but selling Burgzorg would barely register on my interest-o-meter...

#boro
#UTB
January 9, 2026 at 10:54 AM
- I know it's cliche, but I'd be okay with the 'Boro losing in the cup on Saturday so we can just concentrate on the promotion push...
#UTB
#boro
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 AM
- Hate to say it, but I was very disappointed by 'Alien: Earth'... So far removed from the franchise I adore and grew up with.
Plus the actual, physical Alien itself looked shocking and cheap.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
- I tried, Pokemon Legends Z-A, I really tried... I think I'm just too old for all this bright, happy, cutesy stuff.
Straight on Ebay...
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
- First day back at work since Dec 20th...
Could actually cry.
Here goes....
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 AM
- RIGHT. I have two books to finish and release this year...
Better get cracking.
📖 ✍️
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
- Social Media blackout starting in 3...2...1...
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
HE'S FUCKING BEEN
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
- Princess Peach's sideburns bother me greatly.
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM