Christopher Joyce - Author 🇬🇧
@chrisjauthor.bsky.social
Horror and fantasy author, songwriter, guitarist, lutenist... Pretty much a modern day Bard...
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February 12, 2026 at 8:43 AM
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
- Urgh... This needs to fuck off... 🤒 🤧
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February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
- Urgh... This needs to fuck off... 🤒 🤧
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 7:26 PM
- So I diagnosed and fixed the tumble dryer yesterday.
By myself.
With tools, and everything.
It's quite possibly the manliest thing I've ever done, and I don't care to repeat the feat any time soon...
By myself.
With tools, and everything.
It's quite possibly the manliest thing I've ever done, and I don't care to repeat the feat any time soon...
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
- So I diagnosed and fixed the tumble dryer yesterday.
By myself.
With tools, and everything.
It's quite possibly the manliest thing I've ever done, and I don't care to repeat the feat any time soon...
By myself.
With tools, and everything.
It's quite possibly the manliest thing I've ever done, and I don't care to repeat the feat any time soon...
- The night terrors are back. Great.
At least I now have some new material for a short story.
💀 🛌
At least I now have some new material for a short story.
💀 🛌
January 27, 2026 at 6:09 AM
- The night terrors are back. Great.
At least I now have some new material for a short story.
💀 🛌
At least I now have some new material for a short story.
💀 🛌
- Oh, it's gonna be one of those days... I can feel it in my fucking knees...
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 AM
- Oh, it's gonna be one of those days... I can feel it in my fucking knees...
- So I tuned my Lute today, and tried my hand at writing my first whimsical bardic song. Still a work in prog, but it's a very different process to writing songs for an indie/rock band...
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January 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
- So I tuned my Lute today, and tried my hand at writing my first whimsical bardic song. Still a work in prog, but it's a very different process to writing songs for an indie/rock band...
- Just ordered a physical copy of a game for £22 and received a notification to say it's been shipped, only to find it on sale in the e-shop for £6.49.
Oh well. Fuck it.
Oh well. Fuck it.
January 16, 2026 at 3:31 PM
- Just ordered a physical copy of a game for £22 and received a notification to say it's been shipped, only to find it on sale in the e-shop for £6.49.
Oh well. Fuck it.
Oh well. Fuck it.
- I don't think I gave 'Tears of the Kingdom' a fair chance.
It felt so much like DLC for 'Breath of the Wild' that I stopped playing after a couple of hours and never went back to it.
Anyway, I've just DL'd the Switch 2 update, and dusted of the cartridge...
#zelda
#nintendo
#switch2
It felt so much like DLC for 'Breath of the Wild' that I stopped playing after a couple of hours and never went back to it.
Anyway, I've just DL'd the Switch 2 update, and dusted of the cartridge...
#zelda
#nintendo
#switch2
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January 15, 2026 at 8:23 AM
- Hate to say it, but I was very disappointed by 'Alien: Earth'... So far removed from the franchise I adore and grew up with.
Plus the actual, physical Alien itself looked shocking and cheap.
Plus the actual, physical Alien itself looked shocking and cheap.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
- Hate to say it, but I was very disappointed by 'Alien: Earth'... So far removed from the franchise I adore and grew up with.
Plus the actual, physical Alien itself looked shocking and cheap.
Plus the actual, physical Alien itself looked shocking and cheap.
- I tried, Pokemon Legends Z-A, I really tried... I think I'm just too old for all this bright, happy, cutesy stuff.
Straight on Ebay...
Straight on Ebay...
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
- I tried, Pokemon Legends Z-A, I really tried... I think I'm just too old for all this bright, happy, cutesy stuff.
Straight on Ebay...
Straight on Ebay...
- First day back at work since Dec 20th...
Could actually cry.
Here goes....
Could actually cry.
Here goes....
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 AM
- First day back at work since Dec 20th...
Could actually cry.
Here goes....
Could actually cry.
Here goes....
- RIGHT. I have two books to finish and release this year...
Better get cracking.
📖 ✍️
Better get cracking.
📖 ✍️
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
- RIGHT. I have two books to finish and release this year...
Better get cracking.
📖 ✍️
Better get cracking.
📖 ✍️
- Social Media blackout starting in 3...2...1...
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
- Social Media blackout starting in 3...2...1...
HE'S FUCKING BEEN
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
HE'S FUCKING BEEN
- Princess Peach's sideburns bother me greatly.
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
- Princess Peach's sideburns bother me greatly.