Christopher Joyce - Author
@chrisjauthor.bsky.social
Middlesbrough-born horror and fantasy author; guitarist, songwriter, lutenist-in-training; future travelling bard...
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He' just a spoiled brat, stomping his feet, screaming 'Stop saying mean things about me!"
It's actually sickening...
It's actually sickening...
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
He' just a spoiled brat, stomping his feet, screaming 'Stop saying mean things about me!"
It's actually sickening...
It's actually sickening...
They just need to tell old minge-neck to fuck off. He's nothing but a petulant child throwing a(nother) tantrum.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They just need to tell old minge-neck to fuck off. He's nothing but a petulant child throwing a(nother) tantrum.
Exactly... We were propped up by call centres for a while, but even that bubble has now burst.
Sadly, while I grudgingly admit we're now the 'poster boy', the same thing is happening up and down the land.
Sadly, while I grudgingly admit we're now the 'poster boy', the same thing is happening up and down the land.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Exactly... We were propped up by call centres for a while, but even that bubble has now burst.
Sadly, while I grudgingly admit we're now the 'poster boy', the same thing is happening up and down the land.
Sadly, while I grudgingly admit we're now the 'poster boy', the same thing is happening up and down the land.
Wait, 'Tommy Tuberville' is a real person, not a children's cartoon character?
Huh... Every day's a school day.
Huh... Every day's a school day.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Wait, 'Tommy Tuberville' is a real person, not a children's cartoon character?
Huh... Every day's a school day.
Huh... Every day's a school day.
'Boro is my hometown, and I've always staunchly defended it from what are usually unfounded criticisms, but I went back there last weekend and even I'm struggling to see the good. The high street is dead and the number of vagrants is staggering. I was literally offered cocaine by a random stranger.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
'Boro is my hometown, and I've always staunchly defended it from what are usually unfounded criticisms, but I went back there last weekend and even I'm struggling to see the good. The high street is dead and the number of vagrants is staggering. I was literally offered cocaine by a random stranger.
Of course he did. Anything he doesn't like, or anything that's even remotely critical of him is 'fake.'
What an absolute colosso-cunt.
What an absolute colosso-cunt.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Of course he did. Anything he doesn't like, or anything that's even remotely critical of him is 'fake.'
What an absolute colosso-cunt.
What an absolute colosso-cunt.
Oh, I just go ahead and do it. It's actually pretty cathartic.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Oh, I just go ahead and do it. It's actually pretty cathartic.
I'm the same when I see 'Red Dead Redemption 2' abbreviated to 'RDR2'...
a r2d2 robot is laying in the dirt near a rock
ALT: a r2d2 robot is laying in the dirt near a rock
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November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I'm the same when I see 'Red Dead Redemption 2' abbreviated to 'RDR2'...
Nor mine... Such a sickeningly American phrase.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Nor mine... Such a sickeningly American phrase.
Urgh... Please stop with this 'Leader of the free world' nonsense...
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Urgh... Please stop with this 'Leader of the free world' nonsense...
Great show! Same again next year...? 😄
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Great show! Same again next year...? 😄
'Purchase'... they still don't get it, do they?
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
'Purchase'... they still don't get it, do they?
At least he's fucking awake this time.
Small graces.
Small graces.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
At least he's fucking awake this time.
Small graces.
Small graces.
Fuck sake... What are we doing?
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Fuck sake... What are we doing?
At this point, dementia is afraid of developing Donald Trump.
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
At this point, dementia is afraid of developing Donald Trump.
He was literally asleep just before this, too; the guy collapsing woke him up. Absolute laughing stock.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
He was literally asleep just before this, too; the guy collapsing woke him up. Absolute laughing stock.
Ah yes... Qermany.
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ah yes... Qermany.
You just wait; he'll deny this ever even happened.
AI... Fake news... Biden... Commie plot... Brown people... Tylenol... Socialism...
AI... Fake news... Biden... Commie plot... Brown people... Tylenol... Socialism...
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You just wait; he'll deny this ever even happened.
AI... Fake news... Biden... Commie plot... Brown people... Tylenol... Socialism...
AI... Fake news... Biden... Commie plot... Brown people... Tylenol... Socialism...
Urgh... this is all kinds of sinister.
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Urgh... this is all kinds of sinister.
🤦 Oh for f...
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
🤦 Oh for f...
...who came to the UK to 'debate' and got absolutely obliterated by teenagers.
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
...who came to the UK to 'debate' and got absolutely obliterated by teenagers.