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Christopher Joyce - Author
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Middlesbrough-born horror and fantasy author; guitarist, songwriter, lutenist-in-training; future travelling bard...
https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Christopher-Joyce/author/B08DMC28TX?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true
He' just a spoiled brat, stomping his feet, screaming 'Stop saying mean things about me!"
It's actually sickening...
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They just need to tell old minge-neck to fuck off. He's nothing but a petulant child throwing a(nother) tantrum.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Exactly... We were propped up by call centres for a while, but even that bubble has now burst.
Sadly, while I grudgingly admit we're now the 'poster boy', the same thing is happening up and down the land.
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Wait, 'Tommy Tuberville' is a real person, not a children's cartoon character?
Huh... Every day's a school day.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
'Boro is my hometown, and I've always staunchly defended it from what are usually unfounded criticisms, but I went back there last weekend and even I'm struggling to see the good. The high street is dead and the number of vagrants is staggering. I was literally offered cocaine by a random stranger.
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Of course he did. Anything he doesn't like, or anything that's even remotely critical of him is 'fake.'
What an absolute colosso-cunt.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Oh, I just go ahead and do it. It's actually pretty cathartic.
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm the same when I see 'Red Dead Redemption 2' abbreviated to 'RDR2'...
a r2d2 robot is laying in the dirt near a rock
ALT: a r2d2 robot is laying in the dirt near a rock
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November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Nor mine... Such a sickeningly American phrase.
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Urgh... Please stop with this 'Leader of the free world' nonsense...
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Great show! Same again next year...? 😄
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
'Purchase'... they still don't get it, do they?
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
At least he's fucking awake this time.
Small graces.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Fuck sake... What are we doing?
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
At this point, dementia is afraid of developing Donald Trump.
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He was literally asleep just before this, too; the guy collapsing woke him up. Absolute laughing stock.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ah yes... Qermany.
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You just wait; he'll deny this ever even happened.
AI... Fake news... Biden... Commie plot... Brown people... Tylenol... Socialism...
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Urgh... this is all kinds of sinister.
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
🤦 Oh for f...
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
...who came to the UK to 'debate' and got absolutely obliterated by teenagers.
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM