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Ha Ha Chris Colossus
@chrisiscolossal.bsky.social
Capital C for emphasis.

Missouri native.
Reposted by Ha Ha Chris Colossus
the sad horn sound of “wah wah wah waaahhhh”
First song you hear in your head when you see these boots? 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
First song you hear in your head when you see these boots? 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Crowd reaction when she shows up to the No Kings rally with her resignation papers in hand 😭😭
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Time to unleash the official Holiday SZN bat signal 🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Marjorie Taylor at the next No Kings rally 😭
a man in a suit is watching a basketball game
ALT: a man in a suit is watching a basketball game
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November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Almost 24 hours later and i’m STILL furious that we didn’t get Hoody Hoo last night in the Verzuz 🙂‍↔️
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This Spanish proficiency test I took is misleading because I can communicate well but formally/grammatically I need work. Im on the cusp of beginner into intermediate only learning everything by ear from people I know 😂.
a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
ALT: a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
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October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
😭😭😭
Job *we’ll be sending phishing emails upcoming weeks to bite down on training*

In my inbox: Check this sale out! 50% off
Me: Oop *click* love a sale

Email: You’ve been phished 🎉 Please follow this link to complete phishing IT training.

Me:
October 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Cold weather and hibernation is right around the corner 🥲
October 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
That September into mid October transition is hands down the best stretch of weather we see all year🔥🔥🔥.
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@jacqolantern.bsky.social Have you seen the hay comida en la casa door dash commercial that stole your tag line?!
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Birthday weekend is off to a GLORIOUS start 🔥🔥
September 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@jacqolantern.bsky.social 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
September 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
@jacqolantern.bsky.social …..Clipse concert coming up in two weeks and Ive got two tour shirts on the radar. AYUDAMI PRIMA 😭
August 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Best New Balance release of 2025 🔥
August 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Slithering into a 3 day weekend 🐍
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
New Balance 990v6

Teddy Santis Season 4

BRGNDY - TAN
August 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Your daily reminder to Never Stan 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
August 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
@carrdiganbutton.bsky.social How come every time I come over here you’re tweeting slander about bald headed people?? WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU??
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My futuristic summer kit 🔥
August 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Air Jodan 1 High OG Reimagined

BLK-RED
August 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Mail call 📦
July 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
After 17 total hours of seat time getting my outer leg inked I can honestly say it wasn’t as bad as I thought. My shin felt like strong vibration, near my knee fold wasn’t bad either. The packed black shading on my calf/down my achilles almost had your boy sounding like Barrington Levy on Bad Boys 😂
July 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
FIN 😮‍💨🔨
July 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
New Balance 9060 - Grey Day 2025
July 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM