Chrishill988
@chrishill988.bsky.social
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A red goobler apparently showed up to my apartment this morning and told me to get fucked and dumped my coffee on the floor and counter.
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A red goobler apparently showed up to my apartment this morning and told me to get fucked and dumped my coffee on the floor and counter.
Hey diddly ho, my nervous Nellie just had her calming treats and is about to lay down to some Ken Diddly’oodle Burns to alleviate some separation anxiety’inos.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hey diddly ho, my nervous Nellie just had her calming treats and is about to lay down to some Ken Diddly’oodle Burns to alleviate some separation anxiety’inos.
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Despite the fascism, I’m starting to be ready for Christmas.
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Despite the fascism, I’m starting to be ready for Christmas.
Chaotic energy is going into a store on a day they have inventory day and randomly yelling “sku check!”
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Chaotic energy is going into a store on a day they have inventory day and randomly yelling “sku check!”
The sense of relief and feeling more financially stable at this moment is the ultimate high.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The sense of relief and feeling more financially stable at this moment is the ultimate high.
7 different topics in 3 minutes. You are worse and further up your own ass than trump.
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
7 different topics in 3 minutes. You are worse and further up your own ass than trump.
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"Don't be a sucker" 1945 United States Army movie about FASCISM.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Don't be a sucker" 1945 United States Army movie about FASCISM.
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Mary Blair's concept art for Disney's Sleepy Hollow adaptation.
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Mary Blair's concept art for Disney's Sleepy Hollow adaptation.
Your sleep paralysis demon also says to brush your teeth before bed.
October 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Your sleep paralysis demon also says to brush your teeth before bed.
Trump is literally that one douchebag you knew in school that just so happened to drag their gilded ass to school on the day the teacher said, “Now, Andrew Jackson…”, and actually liked what they said.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Trump is literally that one douchebag you knew in school that just so happened to drag their gilded ass to school on the day the teacher said, “Now, Andrew Jackson…”, and actually liked what they said.
Waiting now for final communication from attorneys that my settlement check is ready for me. When that happens, anytime now, I will promptly retrieve my finest Star Wars shirt and go get it, go to the bank and cash it, do a 360 spin, and say now deposit this.
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Waiting now for final communication from attorneys that my settlement check is ready for me. When that happens, anytime now, I will promptly retrieve my finest Star Wars shirt and go get it, go to the bank and cash it, do a 360 spin, and say now deposit this.
My favorite type of person is the one where they choose to remember which parts of what you say, then get mad at you over “not knowing beforehand” because they cherry-picked your words from the start.
Much maga energy right there. Eesh.
Much maga energy right there. Eesh.
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My favorite type of person is the one where they choose to remember which parts of what you say, then get mad at you over “not knowing beforehand” because they cherry-picked your words from the start.
Much maga energy right there. Eesh.
Much maga energy right there. Eesh.
Ice in my county are driving county vehicles usually designated for the guys that mow around the retention ponds in bulletproof vests. Why would you need a bulletproof vest to mow in a semi affluent red area?
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ice in my county are driving county vehicles usually designated for the guys that mow around the retention ponds in bulletproof vests. Why would you need a bulletproof vest to mow in a semi affluent red area?
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Worst. President. EVER.
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Worst. President. EVER.
Never would have thought I’d be living some bonkers ass Cold War Eastern Bloc life. Currently stuck in an office with the textbook definition of a maga snitch on Stasi levels. I do not speak unless it pertains to a specific work topic with zero explanation for fear my own thoughts slip thru.
October 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Never would have thought I’d be living some bonkers ass Cold War Eastern Bloc life. Currently stuck in an office with the textbook definition of a maga snitch on Stasi levels. I do not speak unless it pertains to a specific work topic with zero explanation for fear my own thoughts slip thru.
Same fuckin day approval on new apartment for the downsizing of expenses to move to Chicago in June!
Same day? No actually!
Same hour!!!
Life usually kicks me right in the ballz most of the time but as King Aragorn said, “BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!”
Same day? No actually!
Same hour!!!
Life usually kicks me right in the ballz most of the time but as King Aragorn said, “BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!”
October 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Same fuckin day approval on new apartment for the downsizing of expenses to move to Chicago in June!
Same day? No actually!
Same hour!!!
Life usually kicks me right in the ballz most of the time but as King Aragorn said, “BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!”
Same day? No actually!
Same hour!!!
Life usually kicks me right in the ballz most of the time but as King Aragorn said, “BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY!”
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Kevin Necessary (@knecessary.bsky.social) gets it.
October 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Kevin Necessary (@knecessary.bsky.social) gets it.
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NO KINGS!!!! See you out there today!
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
NO KINGS!!!! See you out there today!
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