Every time Paddy Gower asks why the special votes are taking so long the people counting them lose track and have to start again
October 23, 2023 at 8:14 AM
Every time Paddy Gower asks why the special votes are taking so long the people counting them lose track and have to start again
You guys might think you’re pro-Union but I love workers’ rights so much I used my annual leave to go to Australia on May 1 so I could celebrate two Labour days in one year, suck it you capitalist pigs
October 22, 2023 at 11:25 PM
You guys might think you’re pro-Union but I love workers’ rights so much I used my annual leave to go to Australia on May 1 so I could celebrate two Labour days in one year, suck it you capitalist pigs
Jim Hickey fell on top of me yesterday, and thanks for asking, but I am still feeling a bit under the weather, man
October 21, 2023 at 7:36 AM
Jim Hickey fell on top of me yesterday, and thanks for asking, but I am still feeling a bit under the weather, man
Yes, for short periods, but make sure he’s got a good supply of water and one of those self dispensing dry food bowls
October 19, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Yes, for short periods, but make sure he’s got a good supply of water and one of those self dispensing dry food bowls
Went to scatter my father’s ashes the other day. He’s smoking again now his ashtray’s empty
October 19, 2023 at 8:35 AM
Went to scatter my father’s ashes the other day. He’s smoking again now his ashtray’s empty
Sausage rolls are now illegal
October 14, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Sausage rolls are now illegal
Night night everyone, get some sleep, we have a big day of Liz Gunn alleging election fraud ahead of us tomorrow
October 14, 2023 at 11:21 AM
Night night everyone, get some sleep, we have a big day of Liz Gunn alleging election fraud ahead of us tomorrow
My dad is becoming increasingly vocally left wing in his old age and there are days when I fear he might have an anonymous account on the other app and oh shit what if it turns out my dad is rugby intel or hilarious kiwi…
October 13, 2023 at 7:26 AM
My dad is becoming increasingly vocally left wing in his old age and there are days when I fear he might have an anonymous account on the other app and oh shit what if it turns out my dad is rugby intel or hilarious kiwi…
Remember guys, it’s illegal to post from your political parody account from midnight tonight until 7pm tomorrow, and forever if it’s a particularly unfunny one
October 13, 2023 at 7:25 AM
Remember guys, it’s illegal to post from your political parody account from midnight tonight until 7pm tomorrow, and forever if it’s a particularly unfunny one
Guess I should get some practice in before the real election in a couple of months
October 12, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Guess I should get some practice in before the real election in a couple of months
Happy Liz Gunn Presents Two Million Signed Affidavits Pledging Party Votes To NZLoyal Day to all who observe
October 12, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Happy Liz Gunn Presents Two Million Signed Affidavits Pledging Party Votes To NZLoyal Day to all who observe
The former world marathon record holder just died aged 89. Sad, but he did have a good run
October 8, 2023 at 10:28 PM
The former world marathon record holder just died aged 89. Sad, but he did have a good run
My friend was telling me recently about this new burger joint he’s discovered. Amazing what you can smoke these days
October 6, 2023 at 4:38 AM
My friend was telling me recently about this new burger joint he’s discovered. Amazing what you can smoke these days
Wore my fav t shirt to the open mic last night
October 5, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Wore my fav t shirt to the open mic last night
Thing about Hawkes Bay rugby is they know the importance of getting a top quality line out
October 2, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Thing about Hawkes Bay rugby is they know the importance of getting a top quality line out
Laughing at Palmerston North citizens getting upset about 15 minute cities when you can literally drive anywhere in Palmerston North in 15 minutes already
September 29, 2023 at 9:43 AM
Laughing at Palmerston North citizens getting upset about 15 minute cities when you can literally drive anywhere in Palmerston North in 15 minutes already
Think you’ll find it’s spelled ‘Te Puke’, or alternatively ‘Hawaii’
September 27, 2023 at 7:14 AM
Think you’ll find it’s spelled ‘Te Puke’, or alternatively ‘Hawaii’
In a bid to better myself, I’m reading a book about a top Danish designer, and I’ve got to say it’s amazing how much effort he puts into getting right the colour contrasts between the custard, the pastry and the fruit
September 27, 2023 at 7:09 AM
In a bid to better myself, I’m reading a book about a top Danish designer, and I’ve got to say it’s amazing how much effort he puts into getting right the colour contrasts between the custard, the pastry and the fruit
Wanna see a photo of a baby chimpanzee taking a leek?
September 24, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Wanna see a photo of a baby chimpanzee taking a leek?
Wellington Zoo hiring staff to make sure you tie your shoes properly? Had enough of this woke bullshit, smh
September 24, 2023 at 12:37 AM
Wellington Zoo hiring staff to make sure you tie your shoes properly? Had enough of this woke bullshit, smh
This is on tonight, gang, quote ‘Bluesky’ at the door and get two tickets for the price if two! facebook.com/events/s/mod...
September 23, 2023 at 9:13 PM
This is on tonight, gang, quote ‘Bluesky’ at the door and get two tickets for the price if two! facebook.com/events/s/mod...
Not a day goes by when I don’t recall how Mahe Drysdale dominated single sculling for almost a decade. Always thinking about that row man empire
September 22, 2023 at 8:38 AM
Not a day goes by when I don’t recall how Mahe Drysdale dominated single sculling for almost a decade. Always thinking about that row man empire
Disowned by my family for laughing at grandma’s funeral. Thought they knew I’m not a mourning person
September 21, 2023 at 10:11 AM
Disowned by my family for laughing at grandma’s funeral. Thought they knew I’m not a mourning person