Chris Crowe
@chriscrowe.bsky.social
primarily a beer nerd these days
I went outside today. There was Christmas music everywhere. No one is safe.
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I went outside today. There was Christmas music everywhere. No one is safe.
ACAB includes Gloria Burgle.
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
ACAB includes Gloria Burgle.
“Wa-Luigi Coates” is god tier shade
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Wa-Luigi Coates” is god tier shade
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absolutely insane that we’re all just expected to be working jobs right now
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
absolutely insane that we’re all just expected to be working jobs right now
What beer would you pair with eating the rich?
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What beer would you pair with eating the rich?
ACAB includes Brian Spilner.
October 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
ACAB includes Brian Spilner.
American political society feels like maybe one nanometer away from saying the Iraq War was youthful indiscretion.
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
American political society feels like maybe one nanometer away from saying the Iraq War was youthful indiscretion.
I actually *could* agree more.
October 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I actually *could* agree more.
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after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
October 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet
Apple releasing an operating system with interactivity that looks like a T-1000 is just a little too scary given [gestures wildly]
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Apple releasing an operating system with interactivity that looks like a T-1000 is just a little too scary given [gestures wildly]
money is fake; tell your friends
September 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
money is fake; tell your friends
I would add that this far right shamelessness is encapsulated by their newfound freedom to comfortably say whatever bigoted nonsense they want being confused for public intellectualism. They honestly think they are saying profound shit.
"Common decency stigmatizes people that do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply."
me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually
www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually
www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
How Can We Live Together? - Boston Review
Ezra Klein is wrong: shame is essential.
www.bostonreview.net
September 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I would add that this far right shamelessness is encapsulated by their newfound freedom to comfortably say whatever bigoted nonsense they want being confused for public intellectualism. They honestly think they are saying profound shit.
So I'm fully aware that pointing out Conservative hypocrisy has not exactly gained any real traction, but are we really living in a world where their response to the murder of their so-though-of free speech crusader is to go after [checks notes]... speech?
September 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
So I'm fully aware that pointing out Conservative hypocrisy has not exactly gained any real traction, but are we really living in a world where their response to the murder of their so-though-of free speech crusader is to go after [checks notes]... speech?
The primary fulcrum on which the far right's claim of left indoctrination rests is the conflation between the reality of academic rigor and their own embarrassing inability to hack it.
September 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The primary fulcrum on which the far right's claim of left indoctrination rests is the conflation between the reality of academic rigor and their own embarrassing inability to hack it.
Some of y’all couldn’t manage a tear for Tamir Rice, so I’m not trying to play these “what’s the appropriate response” games.
September 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Some of y’all couldn’t manage a tear for Tamir Rice, so I’m not trying to play these “what’s the appropriate response” games.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
September 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
Who represents the biggest gap between the zenith of their cultural popularity and how little you like them? Mine might be Jerry Seinfeld.
September 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Who represents the biggest gap between the zenith of their cultural popularity and how little you like them? Mine might be Jerry Seinfeld.
The most fictitious characters of all time:
1. Superman
2. Ainsley Hayes
3. Grandpa Joe
4. Cera (The Land Before Time)
5. Dr. Sheila Ramos Gamble
1. Superman
2. Ainsley Hayes
3. Grandpa Joe
4. Cera (The Land Before Time)
5. Dr. Sheila Ramos Gamble
September 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The most fictitious characters of all time:
1. Superman
2. Ainsley Hayes
3. Grandpa Joe
4. Cera (The Land Before Time)
5. Dr. Sheila Ramos Gamble
1. Superman
2. Ainsley Hayes
3. Grandpa Joe
4. Cera (The Land Before Time)
5. Dr. Sheila Ramos Gamble
I am getting ads for prenups and I have been married for over 12 years. The algorithms are not working.
August 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I am getting ads for prenups and I have been married for over 12 years. The algorithms are not working.
Paul Rudd’s “Yah Mo Burn this place to the ground” is social critique of biopolitical ascesis, a verbal insurgence against the impending technopolitical corporatist interpellation of the turn-of-the-century electronics superstore. In this essay, I will
August 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Paul Rudd’s “Yah Mo Burn this place to the ground” is social critique of biopolitical ascesis, a verbal insurgence against the impending technopolitical corporatist interpellation of the turn-of-the-century electronics superstore. In this essay, I will
ACAB includes Shay Stanley from the 1994 cinematic classic Blank Check.
July 31, 2025 at 6:42 AM
ACAB includes Shay Stanley from the 1994 cinematic classic Blank Check.
actually I think only trans people should get to play sports
June 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
actually I think only trans people should get to play sports
If doublespeak is intentionally ambiguous language meant to obfuscate, this fascist balderdash falling out of Kristi Noem’s mouth is more like halfspeak - b/c it’s laughably ignorant, but also bluntly oversimplified & facially inaccurate nonsense that only serves as propaganda humanizing repression.
June 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If doublespeak is intentionally ambiguous language meant to obfuscate, this fascist balderdash falling out of Kristi Noem’s mouth is more like halfspeak - b/c it’s laughably ignorant, but also bluntly oversimplified & facially inaccurate nonsense that only serves as propaganda humanizing repression.
gonna try to use the word ‘cavalcade’ more often
June 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
gonna try to use the word ‘cavalcade’ more often