Jon
@choppyendicott.bsky.social
Cutting things up, putting them back together. Tinier.
Omg the 20 minutes of explaining all the murders where the murderer tells the cops all the stuff. Get a lawyer! Nobody needed another season of this.
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Omg the 20 minutes of explaining all the murders where the murderer tells the cops all the stuff. Get a lawyer! Nobody needed another season of this.
I don't know if it's the flu or late stage capitalism but my lunch is having a race to my bottom.
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I don't know if it's the flu or late stage capitalism but my lunch is having a race to my bottom.
The Diddy doc unfortunately isn't a guide on how to take down the powerful despite how masterfully executed it is simply because who the fuck hires someone to film their life for 30 years and doesn't pay them or make sure they own the footage.
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The Diddy doc unfortunately isn't a guide on how to take down the powerful despite how masterfully executed it is simply because who the fuck hires someone to film their life for 30 years and doesn't pay them or make sure they own the footage.
Today I learned, a lot of shit but most importantly I learned to never ever piss off 50 cent.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Today I learned, a lot of shit but most importantly I learned to never ever piss off 50 cent.
Some problems with Midsomer:
1) Pretentious
2) Slow TV is not supposed to be synonymous with boring TV
3) Extremely high clearance rate directed connected to waiting for multiple murders.
4) Information reveal too reminiscent of older mystery novels like The Moonstone (this is a sick burn)
1) Pretentious
2) Slow TV is not supposed to be synonymous with boring TV
3) Extremely high clearance rate directed connected to waiting for multiple murders.
4) Information reveal too reminiscent of older mystery novels like The Moonstone (this is a sick burn)
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Some problems with Midsomer:
1) Pretentious
2) Slow TV is not supposed to be synonymous with boring TV
3) Extremely high clearance rate directed connected to waiting for multiple murders.
4) Information reveal too reminiscent of older mystery novels like The Moonstone (this is a sick burn)
1) Pretentious
2) Slow TV is not supposed to be synonymous with boring TV
3) Extremely high clearance rate directed connected to waiting for multiple murders.
4) Information reveal too reminiscent of older mystery novels like The Moonstone (this is a sick burn)
Shiny and chrome, Charlie Brown!
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Shiny and chrome, Charlie Brown!
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The 1% Guild 🪫
vole.wtf/one-percent/
vole.wtf/one-percent/
The 1% Guild 🪫
An exclusive club for those who live life on the edge.
vole.wtf
October 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The 1% Guild 🪫
vole.wtf/one-percent/
vole.wtf/one-percent/
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the way everyone obsesses over how you look it oughta be called shalloween. maybe if we had an actual conversation for once you'd know who i'm "supposed to be"
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
the way everyone obsesses over how you look it oughta be called shalloween. maybe if we had an actual conversation for once you'd know who i'm "supposed to be"
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This is to say
I have eaten the peaches
The come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
I have eaten the peaches
The come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is to say
I have eaten the peaches
The come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
I have eaten the peaches
The come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
Me: you can't judge a book by its cover.
Mangaka: Pornstar in Another World ~A Story of a JAV Actor Reincarnating in Another World and Making Full Use of His Porn Knowledge to Become a Matchless Pornstar~
Mangaka: Pornstar in Another World ~A Story of a JAV Actor Reincarnating in Another World and Making Full Use of His Porn Knowledge to Become a Matchless Pornstar~
August 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Me: you can't judge a book by its cover.
Mangaka: Pornstar in Another World ~A Story of a JAV Actor Reincarnating in Another World and Making Full Use of His Porn Knowledge to Become a Matchless Pornstar~
Mangaka: Pornstar in Another World ~A Story of a JAV Actor Reincarnating in Another World and Making Full Use of His Porn Knowledge to Become a Matchless Pornstar~
Eagerer is not a real word, no matter what bluesky dictionary says. But embracements is secure in its wordhood.
August 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Eagerer is not a real word, no matter what bluesky dictionary says. But embracements is secure in its wordhood.
Normal take: Jazz Police is underrated.
August 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Normal take: Jazz Police is underrated.
Why didn't any of the phone companies name their voice agent thingy "operator"?
July 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Why didn't any of the phone companies name their voice agent thingy "operator"?
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Lander is the guy who gives the whole thing away: he's extremely experienced, he's successfully promoted development and housing expansion—and yet the people who say those are what matters are throwing their money and grievance behind a washed-up ghoul they trucked in from Westchester
These people aren’t afraid Mamdani would be a bad mayor. We have a ridiculous, corrupt, incompetent mayor right now and the city is hanging in OK. They’re declaring all-out war because they’re afraid Mamdani (or Lander) might be a good mayor.
Having one of the richest people in America (Bloomberg) funding millions of dollars in ads bashing you really matters. Rich people promising to cut jobs from New York if you win also hurts. www.thefp.com/p/escape-fro...
June 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Lander is the guy who gives the whole thing away: he's extremely experienced, he's successfully promoted development and housing expansion—and yet the people who say those are what matters are throwing their money and grievance behind a washed-up ghoul they trucked in from Westchester
Govt cheese. Bring it back or no?
June 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Govt cheese. Bring it back or no?
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Pretty sure My Old Kentucky Home is usually an octave lower and in a different accent.
May 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Pretty sure My Old Kentucky Home is usually an octave lower and in a different accent.
Alex Hafner is pretty great in Mallorca Files
April 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Alex Hafner is pretty great in Mallorca Files
Only dating advice I can give you is that when your heart surgeon tells you that you've got the body of a man 20 years younger you are still 84 years old.
Only dating advice i can offer is that that old carbon in solution in river water is absorbed by fish and then enters the bones of people who eat a lot of fish. Radiocarbon dates measured on the bones of these humans might come out too old, and a lot of Soviet era finds have never been calibrated
March 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Only dating advice I can give you is that when your heart surgeon tells you that you've got the body of a man 20 years younger you are still 84 years old.
Dropped an onion in the toilet.
March 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Dropped an onion in the toilet.
Elon is hanging out in my parent's front yard, being weird.
February 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Elon is hanging out in my parent's front yard, being weird.