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Chocolate Dave, Learning Code.
@chocolatedave.bsky.social
I make art, play viddy games, shout about history, and stream.

he/they - The nonbinary half of me is great chud repellent turns out

Working on saving like, $10k to move to the down under.

Currently learning:
- html5
- .css
- python (coming soon!)
Shocking no one: the "annoying guy who ruins metroid forever" is actually just kinda... fine. Blown out of proportion. Game whips ass, sucks for the folks who wrote it off I guess.
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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found it
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Mens fashion sucks y'all. Women's clothes out here be varied like open backed or not, flowly or taught, down to the knees or stopping at the middriff.

The closest thing to anything different men got was the zoot suit and that got put in a box in favor for the same goddamn suit jacket slacks combo
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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the only thing more embarrassing than being on x in 2025 is screenshotting your qrt dunks from x to post on bluesky in 2025
November 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It's a been like, 4 goddamn years since I started doing digital art with a tablet and I still don't feel like I have found "my style" yet.

Like, I definitely have one but I don't like it so it doesn't feel like MY style you know?
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
New controller is here but I just wanna build things and that is a very kbm process.

twitch.tv/ChocolateDave
ChocolateDave - Twitch
Satisfactory - Channel Points still broken, but my power grid sure isn't
twitch.tv
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Holiday hours doing 3rd Shift at the Factory
twitch.tv/ChocolateDave
ChocolateDave - Twitch
Satisfactory - Holiday Hours and I'm doing the 3rd shift at the factory
twitch.tv
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Got your pet lost in space? Don't worry, Keke's Towing Service will get them back in no time!
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me: No thank you Christmas. Especially in todays day it feels quite hollow and bullshit. All of it can leave please

Its a Wonderful Life: *exists*

Me: .... okay you can stay because you are very anti-capitalism
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Cornucopia | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Someone reminded me this clip of @authorblu.es @wobblypython.bsky.social and @rejax.bsky.social I made (follow these folks) during their memoires of magic playthrough
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Great take from @tietuesday.bsky.social about AI being used for "Placeholder art" in video games.
July 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My stomach is trying to kill me tonight it seems. Hurt bad enough to wake me from a dead sleep. Hope its just that I ate something not great
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
In Hades if you clear a room, fish *before* claiming the reward. Save and quit, reload, and you will get a second identical catch of the same fish.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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I'm really bad at asking for work, but I'm great at actually doing the work. So if anyone needs a pixel artist who is really good at animating little guys or whatever, uh, hit me up.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I have incredible news. People will want to continue being your friend if you are nice and respect them. there’s a dark side to this though. They won’t want to be your friend if you are mean and disrespect them.
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM