the clarity enjoyer
banner
chloeh.bsky.social
the clarity enjoyer
@chloeh.bsky.social
go girl
seeing the Britney Spears movie on the Isle of Wight as a kid and the ceiling of the cinema was caved in and it was raining so they said don’t sit on the left half of the screen and gave us all blankets. I was like wow life is beautiful
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
doing affirmations which are like 'you are the most erratic person alive. you cannot be predicted'
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
the GC movement are only able to recruit pensioners so i have a good idea how to win by doing the one thing british trans ppl know best..

waiting multiple years for something cool to happen :)
December 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
when u see a big group of terfs and they're all fucking miserable and lifeless :)))) :))) haha :))) lol!!
Sandie Peggie’s lawyer confirms she will be appealing the “highly problematic” tribunal decision - Peggie herself says “I won’t be giving up the fight anytime soon”
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
genuinely think i don’t go 30 seconds at any time of day or night i don’t think abt bottom dysphoria this shit sucks so bad it’s unbearable
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
your honour, if it please the court, I'd like you to imagine Pegasus from the original Yu Gi Oh anime. what was his deal? was he supposed to be a gay guy or what
oh god first we are going on an entirely different wacky escapade apparently!
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
they've finally cooked up the one thing which would make me say 'I'm a biological male' SO fast
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
me when I realise ppl can see my side profile
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
sometimes I think I’m stealth at work but then I talk about something tea in front of someone who’s been here a year and they know what’s up somehow so what’s going on here
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
got a lil tipsy at the work Xmas party and think I may be invincible????
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
she wishes she was one of the boys so bad that she has to try to kill ppl out of jealousy. imagine trying to kill ppl just cause you can't have a big bag of cans with the lads!! very pathetic
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
it is our heartfelt belief that no tranny should have to be fed into the tranny compactor.

which is why, with a heavy heart, we must announce that we are feeding u into the tranny compactor :(
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
surgical recommendation booked for next month which I am so soooo happy about but it's making it v difficult to concentrate on anything else !!
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i have a rare and bizarre condition which leaves me completely unable to feel any negative sensations or emotion while in possession of an almond croissant
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Reposted by the clarity enjoyer
This is actually the most pathetic government of my lifetime? They are ADDICTED to saying 'a big boy made me do it' about everything
Does he also believe in the Tooth Fairy? That, and other questions raised by this excellent piece: www.ft.com/content/cc83...
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Chloe-coded characters
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i think the only transphobia which actually upsets me is the weasel-y 'legitimate concerns' transphobia, writing stuff like 'biological male who identifies as a woman' in your news article just makes you look like the weirdo honestly. it's so clumsy
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
is this really necessary
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
felt a bit down since yesterday but remembered I am her
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
okayyyy I've written a complaint to my GP!! thx for the template @transactualuk.bsky.social you're the best 💜
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
btw this is because my NHS GP have just told me that they 'don't trust the service' of an NHS gender clinic. what's the point in any of this then???
why are GPs in the UK just allowed to fucking ruin your shit for no reason. pointless fucking country
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
why are GPs in the UK just allowed to fucking ruin your shit for no reason. pointless fucking country
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
had 2 glasses of wine and could probably do a backflip if I’m being honest..
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
thinking about my smart, funny, beautiful friends who are no longer with me today. I always thought I didn't have even an ounce of the strength you both had, so it doesn't seem fair that somehow I'm the one here missing you.

miss you.
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
found out i’m like 3 inches shorter than I thought I was. recalibrating my personality to be one of those girls that’s really annoying about it all the time
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM