chlo
@chlocolemason.bsky.social
cofounder of vouchsafe, a tech-for-good start up. knitter. CPFC fan. BSL learner. she/her. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Joe M doing the bridge on Traitors is bafta-worthy in its own right
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Joe M doing the bridge on Traitors is bafta-worthy in its own right
this is essentially what my GP told me was happening immediately before i was finally diagnosed with advanced deep infiltrating endometriosis
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
this is essentially what my GP told me was happening immediately before i was finally diagnosed with advanced deep infiltrating endometriosis
if I close this fuckin pre-seed round today, I am opening an £8 bottle of Prosecco on my flat balcony in Croydon like I have just won Formula 1
March 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
if I close this fuckin pre-seed round today, I am opening an £8 bottle of Prosecco on my flat balcony in Croydon like I have just won Formula 1
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Great job by Ruben (@rubenbolling.bsky.social).
February 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Great job by Ruben (@rubenbolling.bsky.social).
waking up exhausted is exhausting
January 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
waking up exhausted is exhausting
Sparing a thought for all those people who are in new-ish relationships this Christmas who are about to find out they’ve fallen in love with someone from a “we do presents after Christmas dinner” family.
December 24, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Sparing a thought for all those people who are in new-ish relationships this Christmas who are about to find out they’ve fallen in love with someone from a “we do presents after Christmas dinner” family.
Knitters: the third most popular knitting pattern on ravelry is the Emotional Support Chicken.
Are we okay? Like, as a group, how are we doing? 🧶
Are we okay? Like, as a group, how are we doing? 🧶
December 16, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Knitters: the third most popular knitting pattern on ravelry is the Emotional Support Chicken.
Are we okay? Like, as a group, how are we doing? 🧶
Are we okay? Like, as a group, how are we doing? 🧶
Not perfect but unblocked! Now onto the second! 🧶
December 14, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Not perfect but unblocked! Now onto the second! 🧶
We’re watching The Muppet Christmas Carol and you cannot tell me it’s not the best Christmas film
December 7, 2024 at 7:51 PM
We’re watching The Muppet Christmas Carol and you cannot tell me it’s not the best Christmas film
my english brain cannot get over the fact this is a football chant
LYNN WILLIAMS IS REALLY GOOD AT SOCCER 🇺🇸
LYNN WILLIAMS IS REALLY GOOD AT SOCCER 🇺🇸
LYNN WILLIAMS IS REALLY GOOD AT SOCCER 🇺🇸
LYNN WILLIAMS IS REALLY GOOD AT SOCCER 🇺🇸
LYNN WILLIAMS IS REALLY GOOD AT SOCCER 🇺🇸
December 3, 2024 at 9:39 PM
my english brain cannot get over the fact this is a football chant
My aunt has sent me a photo of the last thing my Grandma knitted before she died.
Does anyone know the name of this stitch? 🧶
Does anyone know the name of this stitch? 🧶
December 2, 2024 at 8:38 PM
My aunt has sent me a photo of the last thing my Grandma knitted before she died.
Does anyone know the name of this stitch? 🧶
Does anyone know the name of this stitch? 🧶
One of my absolutely best friends in the world has told me she’s PREGNANT. I’m gonna be an AUNTY.
I need baby pattern recommendations, they are keeping the flavour a surprise, so neutral patterns are best!
Have you knitted any lovely baby stuff recently? 🧶
I need baby pattern recommendations, they are keeping the flavour a surprise, so neutral patterns are best!
Have you knitted any lovely baby stuff recently? 🧶
December 2, 2024 at 5:51 PM
One of my absolutely best friends in the world has told me she’s PREGNANT. I’m gonna be an AUNTY.
I need baby pattern recommendations, they are keeping the flavour a surprise, so neutral patterns are best!
Have you knitted any lovely baby stuff recently? 🧶
I need baby pattern recommendations, they are keeping the flavour a surprise, so neutral patterns are best!
Have you knitted any lovely baby stuff recently? 🧶
Haven’t had time to knit all year because running a business is insane.
Last month I picked up the needles to get some Christmas socks done and I think we’re gonna do it!!! 🧶
I wonder if I can get another pair done before Christmas…
Last month I picked up the needles to get some Christmas socks done and I think we’re gonna do it!!! 🧶
I wonder if I can get another pair done before Christmas…
December 2, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Haven’t had time to knit all year because running a business is insane.
Last month I picked up the needles to get some Christmas socks done and I think we’re gonna do it!!! 🧶
I wonder if I can get another pair done before Christmas…
Last month I picked up the needles to get some Christmas socks done and I think we’re gonna do it!!! 🧶
I wonder if I can get another pair done before Christmas…
just emailed an investor and told him I was "getting my cucks in a row"
i guess that's why they call it hump day.
i guess that's why they call it hump day.
November 27, 2024 at 12:13 PM
just emailed an investor and told him I was "getting my cucks in a row"
i guess that's why they call it hump day.
i guess that's why they call it hump day.
why has no one made a wicked parody with a main character named “elf bar”. She would be the menthol one.
November 27, 2024 at 8:12 AM
why has no one made a wicked parody with a main character named “elf bar”. She would be the menthol one.
Sock knit update! 🧶
First time I’ve tried to make a matching pair of self-striping socks, and I think I’ve done alright!
First time I’ve tried to make a matching pair of self-striping socks, and I think I’ve done alright!
November 26, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Sock knit update! 🧶
First time I’ve tried to make a matching pair of self-striping socks, and I think I’ve done alright!
First time I’ve tried to make a matching pair of self-striping socks, and I think I’ve done alright!
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Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
Still dreaming of the yarn shops in Helsinki. This is Snurre and I nearly wept tears of joy. They don’t do them like this in London! 🧶
November 24, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Still dreaming of the yarn shops in Helsinki. This is Snurre and I nearly wept tears of joy. They don’t do them like this in London! 🧶
In other news: Helsinki ❄️🌨️
November 21, 2024 at 8:16 PM
In other news: Helsinki ❄️🌨️
Fundraising a pre-seed round is the most dramatic emotional rollercoaster I’ve ever been on, I want to be both asleep and very very drunk 🎢
November 21, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Fundraising a pre-seed round is the most dramatic emotional rollercoaster I’ve ever been on, I want to be both asleep and very very drunk 🎢