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Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game
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the man who created the largest empire in history
January 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
the man who created the largest empire in history
Just bought $60 worth of game DLC
Euh
Euh
January 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Just bought $60 worth of game DLC
Euh
Euh
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many such cases
January 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
many such cases
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the eternal struggle
January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
the eternal struggle
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Mom, can I hold your hand…?
January 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Mom, can I hold your hand…?
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Been playing through Luigi's Mansion for the first time. I think Melody is neat-
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Been playing through Luigi's Mansion for the first time. I think Melody is neat-
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rest easy nala :(
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
rest easy nala :(
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I hope someday instead of having to do anything I can just lie in bed with a VR headset stuck to my head and play games with my brain alone and never have to get up ever.
Arthritis sucks, yo.
Arthritis sucks, yo.
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I hope someday instead of having to do anything I can just lie in bed with a VR headset stuck to my head and play games with my brain alone and never have to get up ever.
Arthritis sucks, yo.
Arthritis sucks, yo.
The fact people think coal just looks like charcoal is sad. It's glittery!
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The fact people think coal just looks like charcoal is sad. It's glittery!
Dick Cheney would've loved this.
January 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Dick Cheney would've loved this.
Lemonade with pulp
When your girlfriend goes pee pee in your mouth but you start choking on one of her kidney stones
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Lemonade with pulp
When your girlfriend goes pee pee in your mouth but you start choking on one of her kidney stones
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
When your girlfriend goes pee pee in your mouth but you start choking on one of her kidney stones
It's kind of insane how much better pixel art looks on a CRT. Even a simulated one.
January 2, 2026 at 1:07 PM
It's kind of insane how much better pixel art looks on a CRT. Even a simulated one.
So how long until society collapses and MY preferred political ideology rises from the ashes?
January 2, 2026 at 10:21 AM
So how long until society collapses and MY preferred political ideology rises from the ashes?
I can't believe so few people recognized the Nostalgia Critic sample in Mind Brand. That's the most Doug Walker sounding clip of Doug Walker there is, even with the distortion.
January 2, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I can't believe so few people recognized the Nostalgia Critic sample in Mind Brand. That's the most Doug Walker sounding clip of Doug Walker there is, even with the distortion.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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we must, and i cannot overstate this enough
shoot computer
shoot computer
Grok can't apologize. Grok can, when prompted, generate a word sequence that is statistically similar to the colloquial phrases we think of as "apologies," but Grok cannot actually apologize because Grok isn't sentient. But we all have a lot of trouble with this because we assume sentience IS speech
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 AM
we must, and i cannot overstate this enough
shoot computer
shoot computer
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Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Happy New Year!
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3
Wishing you a year full of chicken and happiness :3
I haven't showered since past year!
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I haven't showered since past year!