Chip Homer
@chippy.bsky.social
Pittsburgh proud. Passionate about small businesses, Appalachia, and tiny drum kits.
In 2025, a dad-rock album recorded with your buddies in their 40s is the most subversive art you can possibly make.
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
In 2025, a dad-rock album recorded with your buddies in their 40s is the most subversive art you can possibly make.
Seagulls. MMMMMHG! Stop it now.
July 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Seagulls. MMMMMHG! Stop it now.
Conn-Smythe leaders after tonight: Rantanen, Slavin, Bob, Draisaitl.
May 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Conn-Smythe leaders after tonight: Rantanen, Slavin, Bob, Draisaitl.
Walton Goggins could be picked out of a lineup by a total stranger just by saying “please identify the man who looks like his name is Walton Goggins.”
April 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Walton Goggins could be picked out of a lineup by a total stranger just by saying “please identify the man who looks like his name is Walton Goggins.”
Gen Z merely adopted the recession; Millennials were born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see gains until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but green numbers in Robin Hood.
April 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Gen Z merely adopted the recession; Millennials were born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see gains until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but green numbers in Robin Hood.
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Your outie can watch Severance and March Madness simultaneously.
March 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Your outie can watch Severance and March Madness simultaneously.
When can we get a @bsky.app feature to filter out all of the following: flat earth, astrology, crystals, young-Earth creationism, Biblical literalism, moon landing hoax talk, anyone who believes Angels are real.
March 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
When can we get a @bsky.app feature to filter out all of the following: flat earth, astrology, crystals, young-Earth creationism, Biblical literalism, moon landing hoax talk, anyone who believes Angels are real.
Your outie loves the Oxford comma.
March 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Your outie loves the Oxford comma.
Severance is a retelling of “The First Circle.” Lumon may actually be in Russia.
February 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Severance is a retelling of “The First Circle.” Lumon may actually be in Russia.
Your outie never tests his code in production.
February 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Your outie never tests his code in production.
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*Pink Floyd voice*
So
So you think you can tell
Kenan from Kel…
So
So you think you can tell
Kenan from Kel…
February 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
*Pink Floyd voice*
So
So you think you can tell
Kenan from Kel…
So
So you think you can tell
Kenan from Kel…
Severance theory that I’m certain of: There was never a Gemma. It was always Helena/Hanna/Helly. The outies memories are altered- they’re missing 8 years.
February 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Severance theory that I’m certain of: There was never a Gemma. It was always Helena/Hanna/Helly. The outies memories are altered- they’re missing 8 years.
Your outie can recite Strongbad Email #58 by heart.
February 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Your outie can recite Strongbad Email #58 by heart.
Whenever I’m about to do something really hard, I just take a deep breath and say “for Frodo…”
February 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Whenever I’m about to do something really hard, I just take a deep breath and say “for Frodo…”
Your outie expertly navigates the Trader Joe’s parking lot.
February 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Your outie expertly navigates the Trader Joe’s parking lot.
Your outie pronounces “fajitas” in a humorous way.
February 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Your outie pronounces “fajitas” in a humorous way.
Your outie watches the whole dead marshes scene from the Two Towers with great bravery.
February 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Your outie watches the whole dead marshes scene from the Two Towers with great bravery.
Your outie listens to the music of Weird Al.
February 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Your outie listens to the music of Weird Al.
Your outie uses Coke Freestyle machines gracefully and creatively.
February 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Your outie uses Coke Freestyle machines gracefully and creatively.
Your outie shows kindness by giving the “thumbs up” emoji.
February 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Your outie shows kindness by giving the “thumbs up” emoji.
Your outie always replies “no worries!” when someone gives them bad news.
February 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Your outie always replies “no worries!” when someone gives them bad news.
Your outie enjoys watching ice hockey.
February 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Your outie enjoys watching ice hockey.
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9 seconds and 3 fights. This kicks ass.
February 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
9 seconds and 3 fights. This kicks ass.
Kudos to the NHL. Four Nations Face-Off has been absolutely electric so far.
February 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Kudos to the NHL. Four Nations Face-Off has been absolutely electric so far.