@chippermunkttv.bsky.social
Discovered I have access to my medical charts and I like hurting my own feelings. Not one “patient was pleasant” but they did make sure they included “patient appears well nourished” 🙃
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Discovered I have access to my medical charts and I like hurting my own feelings. Not one “patient was pleasant” but they did make sure they included “patient appears well nourished” 🙃
Best part of being single? No one to judge your weird culinary concoctions that make sense to no one but feed your soul
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Best part of being single? No one to judge your weird culinary concoctions that make sense to no one but feed your soul
Got a soft spot for a bev and a boy that’s groovy 🪩
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Got a soft spot for a bev and a boy that’s groovy 🪩
Why do I always find a recipe I can’t WAIT to cook right after I do a full grocery shop for another meal?
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Why do I always find a recipe I can’t WAIT to cook right after I do a full grocery shop for another meal?
As a former culinary “gifted kid”… the fact that I actually kind of love my trendy, pretty, *nonstick* pan is giving me the ick.
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
As a former culinary “gifted kid”… the fact that I actually kind of love my trendy, pretty, *nonstick* pan is giving me the ick.
Hello, my friends
I’ve made the difficult decision to sunset my twitch channel.
I will still be around as a viewer, but in light of everything going on in the world, it’s better for my mental health and happiness to take the responsibility of streaming out of the mix.
With all my love,
Chip 💕
I’ve made the difficult decision to sunset my twitch channel.
I will still be around as a viewer, but in light of everything going on in the world, it’s better for my mental health and happiness to take the responsibility of streaming out of the mix.
With all my love,
Chip 💕
October 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hello, my friends
I’ve made the difficult decision to sunset my twitch channel.
I will still be around as a viewer, but in light of everything going on in the world, it’s better for my mental health and happiness to take the responsibility of streaming out of the mix.
With all my love,
Chip 💕
I’ve made the difficult decision to sunset my twitch channel.
I will still be around as a viewer, but in light of everything going on in the world, it’s better for my mental health and happiness to take the responsibility of streaming out of the mix.
With all my love,
Chip 💕
Asking for a friend, how does one carry a handbag (handles too short for your shoulder, designed to be held in the crook of your arm) without looking like a snob/raging jerk?
September 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Asking for a friend, how does one carry a handbag (handles too short for your shoulder, designed to be held in the crook of your arm) without looking like a snob/raging jerk?
I just want to talk to whoever told denim manufacturers that a half dozen buttons were better than a zipper.
I just want to pee, not have my own personal escape room.
I just want to pee, not have my own personal escape room.
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just want to talk to whoever told denim manufacturers that a half dozen buttons were better than a zipper.
I just want to pee, not have my own personal escape room.
I just want to pee, not have my own personal escape room.
Do you ever just think about muppet vision 3d and get sad?
September 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Do you ever just think about muppet vision 3d and get sad?
Almost called out of work sick today… got asked to present in 3 meetings so I worked late instead 🙃
September 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Almost called out of work sick today… got asked to present in 3 meetings so I worked late instead 🙃
Did Southwest actually think it was a great advertising move to say that in their new extra leg room seats ($$) you can *checks notes* cross your legs comfortably?
September 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Did Southwest actually think it was a great advertising move to say that in their new extra leg room seats ($$) you can *checks notes* cross your legs comfortably?
exhausted, laid down for a nap
Heart racing, can’t fall asleep
Still exhausted, made a cup of coffee
Now exhausted with 2x the heart flutters
Heart racing, can’t fall asleep
Still exhausted, made a cup of coffee
Now exhausted with 2x the heart flutters
September 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
exhausted, laid down for a nap
Heart racing, can’t fall asleep
Still exhausted, made a cup of coffee
Now exhausted with 2x the heart flutters
Heart racing, can’t fall asleep
Still exhausted, made a cup of coffee
Now exhausted with 2x the heart flutters
Ok it’s been 20 mins I think we’re good.
Resume your normal activities folks.
Sometimes I wonder how my OCD went undiagnosed this long 😂
Resume your normal activities folks.
Sometimes I wonder how my OCD went undiagnosed this long 😂
Did learning about the Tylenol murders mess anyone else up?
Because I noticed the cardboard box my moisturizer came in was opened when I left the store.
This definitely isn’t a post to make sure if I die from arsenic poisoning you know why.
Nope.
That would be silly.
Because I noticed the cardboard box my moisturizer came in was opened when I left the store.
This definitely isn’t a post to make sure if I die from arsenic poisoning you know why.
Nope.
That would be silly.
September 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ok it’s been 20 mins I think we’re good.
Resume your normal activities folks.
Sometimes I wonder how my OCD went undiagnosed this long 😂
Resume your normal activities folks.
Sometimes I wonder how my OCD went undiagnosed this long 😂
Did learning about the Tylenol murders mess anyone else up?
Because I noticed the cardboard box my moisturizer came in was opened when I left the store.
This definitely isn’t a post to make sure if I die from arsenic poisoning you know why.
Nope.
That would be silly.
Because I noticed the cardboard box my moisturizer came in was opened when I left the store.
This definitely isn’t a post to make sure if I die from arsenic poisoning you know why.
Nope.
That would be silly.
September 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Did learning about the Tylenol murders mess anyone else up?
Because I noticed the cardboard box my moisturizer came in was opened when I left the store.
This definitely isn’t a post to make sure if I die from arsenic poisoning you know why.
Nope.
That would be silly.
Because I noticed the cardboard box my moisturizer came in was opened when I left the store.
This definitely isn’t a post to make sure if I die from arsenic poisoning you know why.
Nope.
That would be silly.
I think the issue lies in the difference between reality and dream logic 😅. It was a fine line half sleeve of white hydrangeas and their leaves, but it was ethereal and bright. The hydrangea tattoos I have found seem like if they are detailed enough there’s too much ink to read as fluffy and light.
September 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I think the issue lies in the difference between reality and dream logic 😅. It was a fine line half sleeve of white hydrangeas and their leaves, but it was ethereal and bright. The hydrangea tattoos I have found seem like if they are detailed enough there’s too much ink to read as fluffy and light.
The design for my next tattoo came to me in a dream and now I can’t find a single example photo online even close to what I’m thinking it would be like and i hate all the photos I *can* find 😂
September 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The design for my next tattoo came to me in a dream and now I can’t find a single example photo online even close to what I’m thinking it would be like and i hate all the photos I *can* find 😂
Forever mourning the fact that there is no legal way for me to play Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis without rolling the dice on buying a 22 year old used cd rom and hoping it works.
September 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Forever mourning the fact that there is no legal way for me to play Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis without rolling the dice on buying a 22 year old used cd rom and hoping it works.
I refuse to be even slightly chill when talking about my beloved Asset 87 and you can interact with the Jurassic Park IP with me at your own risk
September 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I refuse to be even slightly chill when talking about my beloved Asset 87 and you can interact with the Jurassic Park IP with me at your own risk
Very much that. Like thank you for deigning to match with me, oh grand one. You wanna say hello or…?
September 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Very much that. Like thank you for deigning to match with me, oh grand one. You wanna say hello or…?
If you match with me on hinge, the onus is on you to use your words. Don’t match with me and then send the auto prompt “start the conversation with Jeremiah” - I will not; it’s your turn.
September 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you match with me on hinge, the onus is on you to use your words. Don’t match with me and then send the auto prompt “start the conversation with Jeremiah” - I will not; it’s your turn.
Uh oh! All of my emotes have mysteriously vanished. Don’t worry - I’m on the case!
August 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Uh oh! All of my emotes have mysteriously vanished. Don’t worry - I’m on the case!
Talking about living with intention and creating small moments of luxury in my day to day: “what can I say, I’m good at caring for myself”
My friend: “girl, when did you last drink water?”
My friend: “girl, when did you last drink water?”
August 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Talking about living with intention and creating small moments of luxury in my day to day: “what can I say, I’m good at caring for myself”
My friend: “girl, when did you last drink water?”
My friend: “girl, when did you last drink water?”
Welp. I exploded a Coke Zero all over myself + my chair, said “oh phooey” out loud (sadly unironically), and then flawlessly whipped out a wet wipe and tide pen to clean up the mess…
Think I’m still giving hot and unbothered?
Think I’m still giving hot and unbothered?
I’m cool and mysterious and a pretty bi man will fall in love with me at the airport today. Putting it out in the universe. ✈️
August 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Welp. I exploded a Coke Zero all over myself + my chair, said “oh phooey” out loud (sadly unironically), and then flawlessly whipped out a wet wipe and tide pen to clean up the mess…
Think I’m still giving hot and unbothered?
Think I’m still giving hot and unbothered?
I’m cool and mysterious and a pretty bi man will fall in love with me at the airport today. Putting it out in the universe. ✈️
August 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m cool and mysterious and a pretty bi man will fall in love with me at the airport today. Putting it out in the universe. ✈️
I’m not a hipster until my favorite perfume goes viral on tiktok and I’m like “noooo that’s my ✨signature scent✨ stop making it mainstream”
July 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I’m not a hipster until my favorite perfume goes viral on tiktok and I’m like “noooo that’s my ✨signature scent✨ stop making it mainstream”