Chilly Gills
@chillygills.bsky.social
I am conflicted about Koi ponds.
I am a human man.
Home of the whopper.
I am a human man.
Home of the whopper.
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Chilly Gills
@chillygills.bsky.social
· Sep 11
Art of the Prudent Deal
Would you be shocked to hear that this user has 4,000 posts and exactly two of them mention Palestine?
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Would you be shocked to hear that this user has 4,000 posts and exactly two of them mention Palestine?
This guy took somebody else's satire piece, blacked out everything but the punch line, and then takes credit for it.
That's all fine and well on its own but the meltdown afterward is pretty juicy.
That's all fine and well on its own but the meltdown afterward is pretty juicy.
February 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This guy took somebody else's satire piece, blacked out everything but the punch line, and then takes credit for it.
That's all fine and well on its own but the meltdown afterward is pretty juicy.
That's all fine and well on its own but the meltdown afterward is pretty juicy.
Forget 'Storm area 51'
We gotta storm Zorro Ranch.
We gotta storm Zorro Ranch.
February 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Forget 'Storm area 51'
We gotta storm Zorro Ranch.
We gotta storm Zorro Ranch.
"Oh, right, none of my scripts work unless you alias grep to grope"
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
"Oh, right, none of my scripts work unless you alias grep to grope"
So we're sending authors to prison for writing gross shit now.
William S Burroughs should have got the fucking death penalty for Naked Lunch, apparently.
William S Burroughs should have got the fucking death penalty for Naked Lunch, apparently.
February 13, 2026 at 2:53 PM
So we're sending authors to prison for writing gross shit now.
William S Burroughs should have got the fucking death penalty for Naked Lunch, apparently.
William S Burroughs should have got the fucking death penalty for Naked Lunch, apparently.
Apparently to be 'a skeptic' now means to 'believe what the government says explicitly'.
Fucking what
Fucking what
February 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Apparently to be 'a skeptic' now means to 'believe what the government says explicitly'.
Fucking what
Fucking what
Why was "Epstein Jerky" so popular on one specific day in 2007 in a certain place? Was there a rumor?
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Why was "Epstein Jerky" so popular on one specific day in 2007 in a certain place? Was there a rumor?
If I see you suggesting jeff epstein, the new york financier, is still alive - I know you are either incapable of critical thinking or a literal fed.
He had dirt on powerful people. If he wasn't dead, his EXISTENCE is 100x more dirt than anything he had. How do you not see this? Fucking dummies.
He had dirt on powerful people. If he wasn't dead, his EXISTENCE is 100x more dirt than anything he had. How do you not see this? Fucking dummies.
February 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
If I see you suggesting jeff epstein, the new york financier, is still alive - I know you are either incapable of critical thinking or a literal fed.
He had dirt on powerful people. If he wasn't dead, his EXISTENCE is 100x more dirt than anything he had. How do you not see this? Fucking dummies.
He had dirt on powerful people. If he wasn't dead, his EXISTENCE is 100x more dirt than anything he had. How do you not see this? Fucking dummies.
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Jay Beecher is a pedophile.
February 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Jay Beecher is a pedophile.
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
I thought I'd dry one of those Zyn knockoffs, they were out of the 'citrus' flavor.
Do not buy the 'sicilian' flavor of Dessicant. 0/10
Do not buy the 'sicilian' flavor of Dessicant. 0/10
February 6, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I thought I'd dry one of those Zyn knockoffs, they were out of the 'citrus' flavor.
Do not buy the 'sicilian' flavor of Dessicant. 0/10
Do not buy the 'sicilian' flavor of Dessicant. 0/10
What is with this attempt at rehabilitation for the image of Nickelback? Why are people pretending there was something invalid about our hatred? Fuck you, they suck, you're not re-writing history on this one.
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
What is with this attempt at rehabilitation for the image of Nickelback? Why are people pretending there was something invalid about our hatred? Fuck you, they suck, you're not re-writing history on this one.
Broken Focus - Live Studio Session (Full S/T Demo Performance)
YouTube video by Broken Focus
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The tagline for my brothel renovation services:
Turn that hoarding whore den back into a shackin' shed.
Turn that hoarding whore den back into a shackin' shed.
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The tagline for my brothel renovation services:
Turn that hoarding whore den back into a shackin' shed.
Turn that hoarding whore den back into a shackin' shed.
It's amazing watching rightwingers investigate charlie kirk's death and accuse everyone around him of charity fraud and completely ignoring the 10 digits of wealth he accumulated via the exact same charity fraud.
Your boy was a crook.
Your boy was a crook.
February 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
It's amazing watching rightwingers investigate charlie kirk's death and accuse everyone around him of charity fraud and completely ignoring the 10 digits of wealth he accumulated via the exact same charity fraud.
Your boy was a crook.
Your boy was a crook.
Hey wait a second, are sociopathic monsters attracted to wealth and power? Should we just be universally suspicious of wealth!?!
(Yes)
(Yes)
February 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Hey wait a second, are sociopathic monsters attracted to wealth and power? Should we just be universally suspicious of wealth!?!
(Yes)
(Yes)
I just took a look at a variety of conspiracy related subreddits for the first time in a decade. Every single one without exception exists purely to serve the officially agreed upon narrative. Absolute insanity.
January 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I just took a look at a variety of conspiracy related subreddits for the first time in a decade. Every single one without exception exists purely to serve the officially agreed upon narrative. Absolute insanity.
B-B-B-B-B-BAAAASED
youtu.be/_QwGo0LyZ3I?...
Is this guy a bit of a right-wing weirdo? Yeah.
Is it fucking weird as hell to think Robert Barnes is likable? YUP.
Is this still the best video I've ever seen? Y E S.
youtu.be/_QwGo0LyZ3I?...
Is this guy a bit of a right-wing weirdo? Yeah.
Is it fucking weird as hell to think Robert Barnes is likable? YUP.
Is this still the best video I've ever seen? Y E S.
Turning Point Fraud Is OUT OF CONTROL (allegedly)
YouTube video by WolvesAndFinance
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
B-B-B-B-B-BAAAASED
youtu.be/_QwGo0LyZ3I?...
Is this guy a bit of a right-wing weirdo? Yeah.
Is it fucking weird as hell to think Robert Barnes is likable? YUP.
Is this still the best video I've ever seen? Y E S.
youtu.be/_QwGo0LyZ3I?...
Is this guy a bit of a right-wing weirdo? Yeah.
Is it fucking weird as hell to think Robert Barnes is likable? YUP.
Is this still the best video I've ever seen? Y E S.
Never forget the Nazis you're angry at are also pedophiles.
January 24, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Never forget the Nazis you're angry at are also pedophiles.
Google's bullshit AI results are single-mindedly telling me about Iran today.
Not asking about Iran.
Won't stop telling me about how it's illegal to dance in Iran.
The consent is being manufactured as fast as possible.
Not asking about Iran.
Won't stop telling me about how it's illegal to dance in Iran.
The consent is being manufactured as fast as possible.
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Google's bullshit AI results are single-mindedly telling me about Iran today.
Not asking about Iran.
Won't stop telling me about how it's illegal to dance in Iran.
The consent is being manufactured as fast as possible.
Not asking about Iran.
Won't stop telling me about how it's illegal to dance in Iran.
The consent is being manufactured as fast as possible.
Really large number of military airplanes and government contractors flying over me today not on their normal flight paths and invisible on 'flightradar24' but 'airplanes.live' is showing me...
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Really large number of military airplanes and government contractors flying over me today not on their normal flight paths and invisible on 'flightradar24' but 'airplanes.live' is showing me...
To comply with new 2026 global standards, such as the UN-backed Global Dialogue on AI Governance, AI models are increasingly trained to avoid synthesizing "conspiratorial" conclusions if they cannot be verified through a "single truth" knowledge system.
If you're using AI for 'research' you lost.
If you're using AI for 'research' you lost.
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
To comply with new 2026 global standards, such as the UN-backed Global Dialogue on AI Governance, AI models are increasingly trained to avoid synthesizing "conspiratorial" conclusions if they cannot be verified through a "single truth" knowledge system.
If you're using AI for 'research' you lost.
If you're using AI for 'research' you lost.
UAP Gerb is the fakest plant in the garden.
Jesse Michels (Peter Thiel's protege) routinely brings him to the spotlight despite him having only a completely and obviously fake sheep-dipped history. The dude is faker than velveeta and every video mentioning him is flooded with anonymous praise.
FED
Jesse Michels (Peter Thiel's protege) routinely brings him to the spotlight despite him having only a completely and obviously fake sheep-dipped history. The dude is faker than velveeta and every video mentioning him is flooded with anonymous praise.
FED
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 AM
UAP Gerb is the fakest plant in the garden.
Jesse Michels (Peter Thiel's protege) routinely brings him to the spotlight despite him having only a completely and obviously fake sheep-dipped history. The dude is faker than velveeta and every video mentioning him is flooded with anonymous praise.
FED
Jesse Michels (Peter Thiel's protege) routinely brings him to the spotlight despite him having only a completely and obviously fake sheep-dipped history. The dude is faker than velveeta and every video mentioning him is flooded with anonymous praise.
FED