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I never reveal sources because my brother in law Brett Veach said not to. Aspiring humorist & hard-core Chiefs optimist. Fro-yo savant. I love my family.
Wish me luck, I’ve been left to guard the purse while my wife goes to the powder room, and a few of the MFs in here have been eyeing it up like they may take a shot.
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Wish me luck, I’ve been left to guard the purse while my wife goes to the powder room, and a few of the MFs in here have been eyeing it up like they may take a shot.
I read that if a cat “slow blinks” at you it means they love you and that no one knows what “no blinking” means because all the researchers died in the process of trying to find that out.
April 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I read that if a cat “slow blinks” at you it means they love you and that no one knows what “no blinking” means because all the researchers died in the process of trying to find that out.
Spent hours today hanging pictures & setting up Chiefs lights & displays. This is my home office, where I pretty much don’t get anything done except sitting around thinking about the Chiefs & fist-bumping myself for the courage to spend all my retirement money on Chiefs stuff.
April 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Spent hours today hanging pictures & setting up Chiefs lights & displays. This is my home office, where I pretty much don’t get anything done except sitting around thinking about the Chiefs & fist-bumping myself for the courage to spend all my retirement money on Chiefs stuff.
Lots of people hate it, but I’d be fine with Chiefs playing on Christmas Day every year. It would be nice to have something to look forward to after working all night on Christmas Eve. Plus, a handy excuse to get away from my dumbass elves for 3 1/2 hours or so.
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April 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Lots of people hate it, but I’d be fine with Chiefs playing on Christmas Day every year. It would be nice to have something to look forward to after working all night on Christmas Eve. Plus, a handy excuse to get away from my dumbass elves for 3 1/2 hours or so.
I’m pissed. Discovered that my Chiefs Insider+ “elite, AI-powered” draft simulator supposedly built in-house by my team is just three liquored up guys from my analytics dept screwing around with a Magic 8 Ball. So, basically, no better than all of the other draft simulators.
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April 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’m pissed. Discovered that my Chiefs Insider+ “elite, AI-powered” draft simulator supposedly built in-house by my team is just three liquored up guys from my analytics dept screwing around with a Magic 8 Ball. So, basically, no better than all of the other draft simulators.
Our family is having a huge watch party for the final episode of White Lotus, and everyone has to dress up as a character. We drew straws to see who has to come as Saxon and Lochlan Ratliff.☠️☠️☠️
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April 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Our family is having a huge watch party for the final episode of White Lotus, and everyone has to dress up as a character. We drew straws to see who has to come as Saxon and Lochlan Ratliff.☠️☠️☠️
Expired Williams Sonoma peppermint bark on sale at a massive discount? Hell yes, if I’m going to die today I can’t think of a better way to go.
March 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Expired Williams Sonoma peppermint bark on sale at a massive discount? Hell yes, if I’m going to die today I can’t think of a better way to go.
Chiefs Insider+ is taking mock drafts to a whole new level as we unveil our AI-based, state-of-the-art simulator, giving you an unrivaled drafting experience.
My 1st Chiefs mock using this tool netted:
1 Abdul Carter
2 Travis Hunter
3 Ashton Jeanty
3 Mason Graham
4 Tyler Warren
My 1st Chiefs mock using this tool netted:
1 Abdul Carter
2 Travis Hunter
3 Ashton Jeanty
3 Mason Graham
4 Tyler Warren
March 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Chiefs Insider+ is taking mock drafts to a whole new level as we unveil our AI-based, state-of-the-art simulator, giving you an unrivaled drafting experience.
My 1st Chiefs mock using this tool netted:
1 Abdul Carter
2 Travis Hunter
3 Ashton Jeanty
3 Mason Graham
4 Tyler Warren
My 1st Chiefs mock using this tool netted:
1 Abdul Carter
2 Travis Hunter
3 Ashton Jeanty
3 Mason Graham
4 Tyler Warren
Last night I began my re-watch of the 2023 postseason, starting with the WC game vs. the Dolphins. Rashee Rice & Isiah Pacheco were wired, turbo energized. A healthy Pacheco & Rice in 2025, to go with Hollywood & Xavier (& maybe another RB too) is going to be beyond lit.
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March 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Last night I began my re-watch of the 2023 postseason, starting with the WC game vs. the Dolphins. Rashee Rice & Isiah Pacheco were wired, turbo energized. A healthy Pacheco & Rice in 2025, to go with Hollywood & Xavier (& maybe another RB too) is going to be beyond lit.
A little secret about me is that I invented many of the slang terms kids use now, such as “no cap.” When I was ten it was really cold one day & some kid wasn’t wearing a hat & so I said, “wow, no cap.” That one really caught on, though most kids use that one incorrectly nowadays.
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March 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
A little secret about me is that I invented many of the slang terms kids use now, such as “no cap.” When I was ten it was really cold one day & some kid wasn’t wearing a hat & so I said, “wow, no cap.” That one really caught on, though most kids use that one incorrectly nowadays.
Just so everyone knows, LIVie is actually a sweet, loving cat. She only bites me. My wife said cats have an innate sense of who “has it coming.”
March 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just so everyone knows, LIVie is actually a sweet, loving cat. She only bites me. My wife said cats have an innate sense of who “has it coming.”
When the J6 & 2A people descend on Washington to get answers about why their grandma lost her social security.
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March 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When the J6 & 2A people descend on Washington to get answers about why their grandma lost her social security.
Mark my words, banning the nose wipe celebration is the beginning of the end for the NFL—No Fun League. (Many of my friends who are Bloods have already cancelled their Sunday Ticket subscription, suck on that Goodell!).
March 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Mark my words, banning the nose wipe celebration is the beginning of the end for the NFL—No Fun League. (Many of my friends who are Bloods have already cancelled their Sunday Ticket subscription, suck on that Goodell!).
Took this at Arrowhead after Chiefs beat Colts in the 2018 divisional round. Colts, for decades, had haunted us like demons. Patrick performed an exorcism that night. Yeah, we lost the next weekend, but the shift was undeniable. Something was different. Chiefs were on their way.
March 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Took this at Arrowhead after Chiefs beat Colts in the 2018 divisional round. Colts, for decades, had haunted us like demons. Patrick performed an exorcism that night. Yeah, we lost the next weekend, but the shift was undeniable. Something was different. Chiefs were on their way.
I love thinking about Chiefs beating Indy in the 2018 div round. Everything was new, fresh. We appreciated Chiefs in a way that we’ve started to lose—we’re so used to winning that now it’s just “meeting an expectation” more than bringing joy. How can we get back to that pure joy?
March 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I love thinking about Chiefs beating Indy in the 2018 div round. Everything was new, fresh. We appreciated Chiefs in a way that we’ve started to lose—we’re so used to winning that now it’s just “meeting an expectation” more than bringing joy. How can we get back to that pure joy?
“Day 2 of me asking why daddy replaced my beloved rickety old crappy cat tree with a goddam expensive brand-new amazing five foot tall cat tree that daddy stayed up all night building.”
March 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
“Day 2 of me asking why daddy replaced my beloved rickety old crappy cat tree with a goddam expensive brand-new amazing five foot tall cat tree that daddy stayed up all night building.”
The most helpless feeling in the world is when you hear your cat retching in the next room and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it except hope someone else volunteers to clean it up.
March 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The most helpless feeling in the world is when you hear your cat retching in the next room and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it except hope someone else volunteers to clean it up.
There’s 5 little kids always near my house playing football, tag, hide&seek etc; one day they rang the doorbell asking if they could “please have snacks b/c they’re hungry.” I was overjoyed to feed those little MFs. Our grocery list now has “snacks for the kids” & it’s the BEST.
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March 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
There’s 5 little kids always near my house playing football, tag, hide&seek etc; one day they rang the doorbell asking if they could “please have snacks b/c they’re hungry.” I was overjoyed to feed those little MFs. Our grocery list now has “snacks for the kids” & it’s the BEST.
I think we should sign a bunch of really good players on vet minimum 1-year prove-it deals for a chance to win a ring. Do it Veach!
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March 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I think we should sign a bunch of really good players on vet minimum 1-year prove-it deals for a chance to win a ring. Do it Veach!
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Ouch. Republican Representative Tom Barrett held a tele-town hall with his constituents in his swing district in Michigan on Monday and ran a survey asking if they support DOGE.
70% of the participants said they do not.
70% of the participants said they do not.
March 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ouch. Republican Representative Tom Barrett held a tele-town hall with his constituents in his swing district in Michigan on Monday and ran a survey asking if they support DOGE.
70% of the participants said they do not.
70% of the participants said they do not.
Veach told me at our weekly breakfast meeting that he’s completely exhausted, he evaluates FAs & negotiates contracts all day, then stays up all night combing through social media to get a feel for what fans want him to do. Hardest working GM in football.
March 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Veach told me at our weekly breakfast meeting that he’s completely exhausted, he evaluates FAs & negotiates contracts all day, then stays up all night combing through social media to get a feel for what fans want him to do. Hardest working GM in football.
I don’t envy Veach. Has the nearly impossible job of keeping roster young, managing cap, ensuring we’re always competitive. Keeping enough experience while injecting enough youth. Retaining vets who COST but creating openings for talented youngsters on rookie deals. A Rubix cube.
March 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I don’t envy Veach. Has the nearly impossible job of keeping roster young, managing cap, ensuring we’re always competitive. Keeping enough experience while injecting enough youth. Retaining vets who COST but creating openings for talented youngsters on rookie deals. A Rubix cube.
Veach gets us a competent young LT, bolsters defense w/ a 3rd competent CB to join McDuffie & Watson, keeps our general on defense, adds speed at RB, re-signs Hollywood. Maybe not even done with free agency, & now has the draft to get more at RB and d-line. MF is COOKING.🔥🔥🔥
March 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Veach gets us a competent young LT, bolsters defense w/ a 3rd competent CB to join McDuffie & Watson, keeps our general on defense, adds speed at RB, re-signs Hollywood. Maybe not even done with free agency, & now has the draft to get more at RB and d-line. MF is COOKING.🔥🔥🔥
I kid about being an insider but get this: so far I’m the only one who has correctly predicted every single Chiefs re-signing & FA acquisition. I also was the only one who correctly predicted we’d fund this by restructuring contracts of existing players. So bite me, Schefter!
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March 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I kid about being an insider but get this: so far I’m the only one who has correctly predicted every single Chiefs re-signing & FA acquisition. I also was the only one who correctly predicted we’d fund this by restructuring contracts of existing players. So bite me, Schefter!
I’m working from home and it’s safe to say this box of peppermint bark is going to go through some stuff today.
March 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m working from home and it’s safe to say this box of peppermint bark is going to go through some stuff today.