Jeff H
@chicagobonehead.bsky.social
Writer, cinephile, horror nut, Fox Kid, big butt connoisseur (respectfully) (derogatory)
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Jeff H
@chicagobonehead.bsky.social
· Aug 11
I wonder why my instinct is to be a judgmental cunt
Taskrabbit laundry folder
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Taskrabbit laundry folder
There’s nothing more masculine than an after dinner bowl of cereal
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There’s nothing more masculine than an after dinner bowl of cereal
Halfway through my FOUR HOUR stew making! Will I want to eat it when it’s done? who’s to say!
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Halfway through my FOUR HOUR stew making! Will I want to eat it when it’s done? who’s to say!
I got absolutely annihilated this weekend who knows what I said about what!
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I got absolutely annihilated this weekend who knows what I said about what!
Fraternity reunion tonight
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fraternity reunion tonight
Bridges of Madison County and August Osage County are the same to me idc
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bridges of Madison County and August Osage County are the same to me idc
When you call me a top you make sure to put VERS in front of it!!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When you call me a top you make sure to put VERS in front of it!!!
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This goon a movie challenge is silly. I’ll goon to any of them I don’t give a flip
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This goon a movie challenge is silly. I’ll goon to any of them I don’t give a flip
Kids Choice Award winner Benny Safdie
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Kids Choice Award winner Benny Safdie
I need you guys to know that you deserve to love and forgive past versions of yourself because they’re still in there
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I need you guys to know that you deserve to love and forgive past versions of yourself because they’re still in there
Y’all have GOT to stop letting your aesthetician film you for social media 💀
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Y’all have GOT to stop letting your aesthetician film you for social media 💀
People who dislike Scream 2 shake me to my absolute core
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
People who dislike Scream 2 shake me to my absolute core
I hope my soulmate knows about retrojunk.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I hope my soulmate knows about retrojunk.com
This is ridiculous
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is ridiculous
Neeeed a daddy to treat me like a little gay guy
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Neeeed a daddy to treat me like a little gay guy
The joker was my favorite villain as a kid (grew up on the animated series) and then I read a book where he raped someone and it kinda ruined my enjoyment
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The joker was my favorite villain as a kid (grew up on the animated series) and then I read a book where he raped someone and it kinda ruined my enjoyment
It’s time to light my home with only candles and pretend I’m a settler surviving winter on the prairie
November 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It’s time to light my home with only candles and pretend I’m a settler surviving winter on the prairie
I hate a “thanks for the woof” motherfucker
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I hate a “thanks for the woof” motherfucker
Watching an OF video because the guy is a contractor and has great shelf porn
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Watching an OF video because the guy is a contractor and has great shelf porn
Someone (anonymously) asked about four day work weeks during the company meeting and I thought we were all going to get shot
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Someone (anonymously) asked about four day work weeks during the company meeting and I thought we were all going to get shot
This is your pharmacy, do you think I’m a fucking joke?
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is your pharmacy, do you think I’m a fucking joke?
Divinize by Rosalía
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Divinize by Rosalía
I’ve never had a mentor because if someone validates my output I fall in love with them
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’ve never had a mentor because if someone validates my output I fall in love with them
Uncle is such an ugly ass word I think I’m way cuter than the word uncle anyway here’s my new niece Malina
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Uncle is such an ugly ass word I think I’m way cuter than the word uncle anyway here’s my new niece Malina
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bluesky rn