Kirkland Houten
@chestylaroo.bsky.social
Is there a setting on Duolingo I can toggle so it stops guilt tripping me for having depression?
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Is there a setting on Duolingo I can toggle so it stops guilt tripping me for having depression?
My gym changed the channel on the obligatory Fox News TV to more CNN so that feels like a hopeful shift in things
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
My gym changed the channel on the obligatory Fox News TV to more CNN so that feels like a hopeful shift in things
About to make increasingly hot takes about Wicked in a gay bar to see how long it takes for someone to intervene
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
About to make increasingly hot takes about Wicked in a gay bar to see how long it takes for someone to intervene
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I’m sorry, but this is all I can think of today
September 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m sorry, but this is all I can think of today
Every four months I get an email that some random company that handles some part of my health benefits is now a new random company and I know there're bigger problems in the system but that also feels like it needs to change
May 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Every four months I get an email that some random company that handles some part of my health benefits is now a new random company and I know there're bigger problems in the system but that also feels like it needs to change
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I do get a *very* small modicum of pleasure in the idea that McConnell is facing the weight of what he's done to this country and what his legacy will be
January 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I do get a *very* small modicum of pleasure in the idea that McConnell is facing the weight of what he's done to this country and what his legacy will be
There's something very funny about the Chicken Run sequel solving the Mel Gibson casting by replacing him with Zachary Levi
January 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
There's something very funny about the Chicken Run sequel solving the Mel Gibson casting by replacing him with Zachary Levi
It's fascinating how one of the first things I see trending from people who spite-joined RedNote is condemnation of the for-profit American healthcare system. Again. Just constant signs pointing to a low hanging fruit for Dems to campaign on that they never will
January 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's fascinating how one of the first things I see trending from people who spite-joined RedNote is condemnation of the for-profit American healthcare system. Again. Just constant signs pointing to a low hanging fruit for Dems to campaign on that they never will
New theory: Trump is only obsessing over Greenland because he wants Jr. to spend four years over there and not talking to him
January 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
New theory: Trump is only obsessing over Greenland because he wants Jr. to spend four years over there and not talking to him
Boyfriend: Did your parents tell you I'm a Swiftie?
Cousin's Child: I could tell
Cousin's Child: I could tell
December 25, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Boyfriend: Did your parents tell you I'm a Swiftie?
Cousin's Child: I could tell
Cousin's Child: I could tell
Went to my parents' church for Christmas Eve service and I accidentally dropped most of my bread for communion. I can't believe I let the body hit the floor
December 25, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Went to my parents' church for Christmas Eve service and I accidentally dropped most of my bread for communion. I can't believe I let the body hit the floor
How is this not an Onion headline??
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 PM
How is this not an Onion headline??
Why did I think this was about perry the platypus?
If I say you have the morals of a rabbit, the character of a slug and the brain of a platypus…who comes to mind?
December 7, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Why did I think this was about perry the platypus?
Did anyone else wonder why her cape was so long at the end? Cause it didn't look like Glinda pulled a pool cover off that rack
November 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Did anyone else wonder why her cape was so long at the end? Cause it didn't look like Glinda pulled a pool cover off that rack
Emily, if you're going to do Emerald City for one short day, for God's sake, do it right
November 21, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Emily, if you're going to do Emerald City for one short day, for God's sake, do it right
I hope bluesky has the juice to bully a major film studio into redesigning a character the way we did with Sonic
November 21, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I hope bluesky has the juice to bully a major film studio into redesigning a character the way we did with Sonic
In twenty minutes I finally find out the answer to "how can it possibly be 2 hours and 41 minutes long?"
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 AM
In twenty minutes I finally find out the answer to "how can it possibly be 2 hours and 41 minutes long?"
Small unexpected pleasure of being on this site is the break from stans trying to start fights with each other
November 20, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Small unexpected pleasure of being on this site is the break from stans trying to start fights with each other
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People be like "lol bluesky is such an echo chamber" and the echo chamber is just that I don't get called a fag every day by some dude who has never read a book.
November 19, 2024 at 12:44 PM
People be like "lol bluesky is such an echo chamber" and the echo chamber is just that I don't get called a fag every day by some dude who has never read a book.
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I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out
X Out
A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die
holapapi.substack.com
November 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out
Thank god, I found internet hippo this move might be okay after all
November 19, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Thank god, I found internet hippo this move might be okay after all