MomBot5000
@cherrycolored.bsky.social
Artist/Designer ~ Kpop trash ~ Officially a milf
Me: *finally gets comfy enough to fall asleep*
Cat: *sneezes right in my face*
Another cat: *starts hacking*
Baby: *wakes up and starts screaming*
Cat: *sneezes right in my face*
Another cat: *starts hacking*
Baby: *wakes up and starts screaming*
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Me: *finally gets comfy enough to fall asleep*
Cat: *sneezes right in my face*
Another cat: *starts hacking*
Baby: *wakes up and starts screaming*
Cat: *sneezes right in my face*
Another cat: *starts hacking*
Baby: *wakes up and starts screaming*
Spending the whole weekend after Thanksgiving chasing a grabby toddler who loves to ricochet from room to room is not a vibe
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Spending the whole weekend after Thanksgiving chasing a grabby toddler who loves to ricochet from room to room is not a vibe
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Workin’ on my night cheese Liz Lemon style 🧀
October 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Workin’ on my night cheese Liz Lemon style 🧀
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giving the "no, you go ahead" wave when you have the right of way is just as wrong as not respecting someone else having the right of way
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
giving the "no, you go ahead" wave when you have the right of way is just as wrong as not respecting someone else having the right of way
Delighted to report that I’ve reached the stage of hand foot and mouth disease recovery where multiple fingernails are starting to peel off
October 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Delighted to report that I’ve reached the stage of hand foot and mouth disease recovery where multiple fingernails are starting to peel off
I’m 33 years old and I still don’t understand what overnight oats are
August 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m 33 years old and I still don’t understand what overnight oats are
Okay but why does Lady Elaine Fairchild look like that
July 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Okay but why does Lady Elaine Fairchild look like that
You ever love your kid so much that you just wanna do this
July 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You ever love your kid so much that you just wanna do this
All three Wilson brothers dead and we’re all stuck here with Mike Love, this world is circling the toilet!!
June 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
All three Wilson brothers dead and we’re all stuck here with Mike Love, this world is circling the toilet!!
I swear I’m being haunted by John Mulaney’s jaw/chin implant, why is my man looking like the crimson chin?
February 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I swear I’m being haunted by John Mulaney’s jaw/chin implant, why is my man looking like the crimson chin?
Boss: has everyone finished their Christmas shopping??
Me: *stares in unpaid maternity leave*
Me: *stares in unpaid maternity leave*
December 3, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Boss: has everyone finished their Christmas shopping??
Me: *stares in unpaid maternity leave*
Me: *stares in unpaid maternity leave*
Accidentally wiped my nose after cutting up jalapeños and lit my nostrils on fire, literally had to stop cooking chili and spray dermoplast up my nose. How was y’all’s Black Friday?
November 30, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Accidentally wiped my nose after cutting up jalapeños and lit my nostrils on fire, literally had to stop cooking chili and spray dermoplast up my nose. How was y’all’s Black Friday?
Pleased to report that going back to your soul sucking full time job after you give birth to your first baby is, in fact, as horrendous and difficult as it seems
November 15, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Pleased to report that going back to your soul sucking full time job after you give birth to your first baby is, in fact, as horrendous and difficult as it seems
There’s just something about being uncomfortably pregnant and working full time to save up for unpaid maternity leave while your spouse’s cousin is texting everyone vacation photos from Croatia and Istanbul :)
May 13, 2024 at 6:30 PM
There’s just something about being uncomfortably pregnant and working full time to save up for unpaid maternity leave while your spouse’s cousin is texting everyone vacation photos from Croatia and Istanbul :)
Driving to Trader Joe’s while listening to Van Halen and wearing my most unflattering mom jeans. I’m evolving into my final form.
November 12, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Driving to Trader Joe’s while listening to Van Halen and wearing my most unflattering mom jeans. I’m evolving into my final form.
Treating myself to some sweet potato fries for lunch because I am SAD and STRESSED
November 7, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Treating myself to some sweet potato fries for lunch because I am SAD and STRESSED
My husband will be in Denver for the next week and I’ll be by myself, you know what that means…
I will be eating girl dinner and going to bed at 8:30 every night
I will be eating girl dinner and going to bed at 8:30 every night
October 7, 2023 at 9:11 PM
My husband will be in Denver for the next week and I’ll be by myself, you know what that means…
I will be eating girl dinner and going to bed at 8:30 every night
I will be eating girl dinner and going to bed at 8:30 every night
Just found an old drawing I did when I was playing draw something with my sister lmaooooo
September 30, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Just found an old drawing I did when I was playing draw something with my sister lmaooooo
Just saw a dude’s dreams crumble in real time when I informed him that the picture I have in my cubicle is, in fact, my husband and not my brother lmao
September 12, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Just saw a dude’s dreams crumble in real time when I informed him that the picture I have in my cubicle is, in fact, my husband and not my brother lmao
Thirty flirty and thriving
August 29, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Thirty flirty and thriving
My cat staring at me until I break down and feed him
August 24, 2023 at 2:24 PM
My cat staring at me until I break down and feed him
No Man’s Sky + Gundam Wing soundtrack hits super hard, why didn’t I think of this before
August 23, 2023 at 3:17 AM
No Man’s Sky + Gundam Wing soundtrack hits super hard, why didn’t I think of this before
Just got to see a CEO break down in tears. It was beautiful.
August 18, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Just got to see a CEO break down in tears. It was beautiful.
Hoo boy, depression and anxiety going crazy today
August 17, 2023 at 10:40 PM
Hoo boy, depression and anxiety going crazy today