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straight up luxuriating on it
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
if god is omniscient, omnibenevolent, and omnipotent, then how do you account for my boobs small
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM
i love the type of post which reads as a mystery to unravel
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
espresso martini is such a Drink Of Power for me
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
there's a little man in my house
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm high and on the computer :)
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
in a phase of my life where i feel like i can't muster the energy or motivation to actually stick to any extended projects and it fuckin sucks man
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
birds are good
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
hey guys i have therapy homework to find things that i feel capable & proud about so if i do anything worthy of pride just let me know okay thanks bye 😃👍
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
thank you hank green very true
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i am sexually excited about my new printer. i have a normal brain
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
sorry i'm late everyone, the doctors are still trying to figure out the right concoction of drugs to make my brain work
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
undergoing my transition from sleepy girl to exhausted woman
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
big moth
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
picture of chemelia laying down
October 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
put the coffee on and shudder on out the door !!
October 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i went to a hall's of ween party where the theme was "slutty costumes." unfortunately i didn't have a great time, the social anxieties got the better of me but i simply must share my silly moth outfit
October 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
sometimes my body pranks me by waking me up at 6am for no reason. so i get back at her by combining caffeine and weed and alcohol and amphetamines
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
roller derby is the perfect sport. scoot around and get pushed over by women. what more could i want
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
why do literally any activity when i could lay down instead
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
you wouldn't like me... not the REAL me... i'm... cursed.... (restless legs syndrome)
October 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
being alive is pretty cool but the problem is all the little fucking Tasks you gotta do to continue being alive
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Reposted by chemelia
BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
October 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
if you can't handle me at my posting bad (embarrassing) you don't deserve me at my posting bad (endearing)
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
welcome to Melia's Midnight Mealtime. this episode we're checking out "one mojito and honey bunches of oats (soy milk)." three stars.
this has been Melia's Midnight Mealtime, tune in for the next review
October 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM