Chicago-Style Pizzaz
@chaustin.bsky.social
Don't confuse me for a Democrat.
“If we win here we will win everywhere. The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it.”
― Ernest Hemingway
“If we win here we will win everywhere. The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it.”
― Ernest Hemingway
Taking my wife out for a fancy birthday dinner tonight. Don't tell her, but I think I'm going to spring for one piece of chicken, TWO pieces of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else.😏
January 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Taking my wife out for a fancy birthday dinner tonight. Don't tell her, but I think I'm going to spring for one piece of chicken, TWO pieces of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else.😏
If shooting somebody is an acceptable response to them not following the law, we would be able to clean out this whole administration in about a day.
January 15, 2026 at 3:52 PM
If shooting somebody is an acceptable response to them not following the law, we would be able to clean out this whole administration in about a day.
The Venn Diagram of people who think that Ashli Babbitt was murdered in cold blood, but that Renee Nicole Good "deserved it" for not following DHS commands is a circle.
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 PM
The Venn Diagram of people who think that Ashli Babbitt was murdered in cold blood, but that Renee Nicole Good "deserved it" for not following DHS commands is a circle.
Stunning that all of the "antisemetic" folks I interact with are outraged about the Bondi Beach mass shooting. It's almost like their criticism of Isreal's genocidal actions was never about hating Jewish people...
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Stunning that all of the "antisemetic" folks I interact with are outraged about the Bondi Beach mass shooting. It's almost like their criticism of Isreal's genocidal actions was never about hating Jewish people...
"Tonight, I will NOT close down the live music bar so I can have a good and normal day tomorrow"
- Me, continuing to order vodka sodas cuz it's not *that* late yet.
- Me, continuing to order vodka sodas cuz it's not *that* late yet.
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"Tonight, I will NOT close down the live music bar so I can have a good and normal day tomorrow"
- Me, continuing to order vodka sodas cuz it's not *that* late yet.
- Me, continuing to order vodka sodas cuz it's not *that* late yet.
OK, I'll say it. Virtually all violence is political violence. Anyone who can't or won't admit that is not qualified to be a leader.
October 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
OK, I'll say it. Virtually all violence is political violence. Anyone who can't or won't admit that is not qualified to be a leader.
Watching Republicans on Capitol Hill pretend to be outraged by what they call violent political rhetoric is sickening. What a goddamned clown show.
October 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Watching Republicans on Capitol Hill pretend to be outraged by what they call violent political rhetoric is sickening. What a goddamned clown show.
Watching an alcoholic Fox News host who failed upwards to being the SecDef under this regime drone on about the importance of "merit" was nauseating.
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Watching an alcoholic Fox News host who failed upwards to being the SecDef under this regime drone on about the importance of "merit" was nauseating.
The "Free Speech Absolutists" and the "We need guns to overthrow an authoritarian government" were never anything except cheap excuses to protect white supremacy and fascism.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The "Free Speech Absolutists" and the "We need guns to overthrow an authoritarian government" were never anything except cheap excuses to protect white supremacy and fascism.
Conservatives are so appalled with political violence after the death of Charlie Kirk that they've started making terroristic threats against HBCUs.
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Conservatives are so appalled with political violence after the death of Charlie Kirk that they've started making terroristic threats against HBCUs.
The weirdest thing about the murder of Charlie Kirk is WHERE ARE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES?
September 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The weirdest thing about the murder of Charlie Kirk is WHERE ARE THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES?
Sending Charlie Kirk, his friends, family, and supporters all the well-wishes that they would send somebody they deemed "less than" because of their race, sexual orientation, gender expression, nationality, or religion.
T&P
T&P
September 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Sending Charlie Kirk, his friends, family, and supporters all the well-wishes that they would send somebody they deemed "less than" because of their race, sexual orientation, gender expression, nationality, or religion.
T&P
T&P
Playing the world's smallest violin. MAGA influencers earn their money and reputations by advocating for institutionalized violence against their rivals. It shouldn't surprise anyone when individualized violence against them is the end result.
Trump says conservative commentator Charlie Kirk was shot reut.rs/4m9duGE
Trump says conservative commentator Charlie Kirk was shot
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday said conservative commentator Charlie Kirk was shot and called for prayers for him.
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September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Playing the world's smallest violin. MAGA influencers earn their money and reputations by advocating for institutionalized violence against their rivals. It shouldn't surprise anyone when individualized violence against them is the end result.
Working with @indivisiblels.bsky.social and @indivisiblechicago.bsky.social to tell Donald Trump #HandsOff Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Working with @indivisiblels.bsky.social and @indivisiblechicago.bsky.social to tell Donald Trump #HandsOff Chicago.
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In June, you made No Kings Day one of the biggest protests in US history.
October 18 is going to be even bigger. Join us: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
October 18 is going to be even bigger. Join us: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
September 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
In June, you made No Kings Day one of the biggest protests in US history.
October 18 is going to be even bigger. Join us: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
October 18 is going to be even bigger. Join us: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...
Kinda fucked up that, in 2025, breaking 3 of my ribs isn't even in the top 10 worst things that have happened this year...
August 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Kinda fucked up that, in 2025, breaking 3 of my ribs isn't even in the top 10 worst things that have happened this year...
A 34X convicted felon says he's going to end crime in Washington DC. What a time to be alive.
August 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A 34X convicted felon says he's going to end crime in Washington DC. What a time to be alive.
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Article 1, Section 9 & 10 have been removed from the official Govt website on the US Constitution. Among numerous points:
•Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus
•Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws
This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship
•Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus
•Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws
This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship
August 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Article 1, Section 9 & 10 have been removed from the official Govt website on the US Constitution. Among numerous points:
•Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus
•Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws
This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship
•Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus
•Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws
This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship
If your "Leftist" ideology has you siding with MTG and attacking AOC, maybe it's time to check to make sure your compass isn't broken...
July 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If your "Leftist" ideology has you siding with MTG and attacking AOC, maybe it's time to check to make sure your compass isn't broken...
At any other time in human history, he'd be hanging from a pole a la Mussolini by now.
July 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
At any other time in human history, he'd be hanging from a pole a la Mussolini by now.
Super glad that Jeffries has taken some time out of his busy "alienating progressive voters" marathon to give a too little, too late speech.
July 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Super glad that Jeffries has taken some time out of his busy "alienating progressive voters" marathon to give a too little, too late speech.
I'm old enough to remember when "far-right" conservatives were mad enough to threaten civil war over a "FEMA funds to build concentration camps" conspiracy theory. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEMA_ca...
FEMA camps conspiracy theory - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
July 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm old enough to remember when "far-right" conservatives were mad enough to threaten civil war over a "FEMA funds to build concentration camps" conspiracy theory. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEMA_ca...