Chastin LeNai
@chastinlenai.bsky.social
Book Nerd. Theater Nerd. History Nerd. Unserious. 🏳️🌈
This lady DESTROYED me with her piece today. I’m still trying to work through why 😂😂😭😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This lady DESTROYED me with her piece today. I’m still trying to work through why 😂😂😭😭😭
I swear my brother has an antenna that tells him, from miles away, when exactly I will be the most irritated by him because HOW is this the second time he’s texted me in weeks and it’s at the very exact day and moment when I am the most exhausted and overstimulated I have been in my life
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I swear my brother has an antenna that tells him, from miles away, when exactly I will be the most irritated by him because HOW is this the second time he’s texted me in weeks and it’s at the very exact day and moment when I am the most exhausted and overstimulated I have been in my life
When I’m especially annoyed/tired/irritated, I sing old church songs as dramatically as I can 😂😂
It works.
Sometimes.
It works.
Sometimes.
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When I’m especially annoyed/tired/irritated, I sing old church songs as dramatically as I can 😂😂
It works.
Sometimes.
It works.
Sometimes.
Black people, please, if you have eyes to read and ears to hear and hands to answer:
From whence did the phrase “GOTS To be more careful!” originate?
From whence did the phrase “GOTS To be more careful!” originate?
October 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Black people, please, if you have eyes to read and ears to hear and hands to answer:
From whence did the phrase “GOTS To be more careful!” originate?
From whence did the phrase “GOTS To be more careful!” originate?
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first time i saw someone say that, i knew they weren't a real writer 😂😂😂😂
All these people avoiding m-dashes because “AI uses them” simply means that there’s more for me!
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
first time i saw someone say that, i knew they weren't a real writer 😂😂😂😂
There is nothing I love more than seeing married couples who look like they’re having a great time together! Seeing them with their little inside jokes or secret shorthand just warms my heart 😂💙 I’m like look at yall having fun!!
October 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There is nothing I love more than seeing married couples who look like they’re having a great time together! Seeing them with their little inside jokes or secret shorthand just warms my heart 😂💙 I’m like look at yall having fun!!
I called my pastor because he was recommending me to a client for a job.
Ended the conversation 20 minutes later with instructions to call two different people about three different things 😂😂 I was like, “Okay. Yes sir!”
Ended the conversation 20 minutes later with instructions to call two different people about three different things 😂😂 I was like, “Okay. Yes sir!”
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I called my pastor because he was recommending me to a client for a job.
Ended the conversation 20 minutes later with instructions to call two different people about three different things 😂😂 I was like, “Okay. Yes sir!”
Ended the conversation 20 minutes later with instructions to call two different people about three different things 😂😂 I was like, “Okay. Yes sir!”
Firefighters be so fine. Is that one of the prerequisites to join?
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Firefighters be so fine. Is that one of the prerequisites to join?
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I’m gonna yell, just like he did…
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT G-DAMNIT!!!!🔥🔥🔥
(Still ain’t trying to elect this man to anything, but appreciate this energy.)
(h/t @clancyny.bsky.social!)
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT G-DAMNIT!!!!🔥🔥🔥
(Still ain’t trying to elect this man to anything, but appreciate this energy.)
(h/t @clancyny.bsky.social!)
IF ANY CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SIGNS THIS RADICAL AGREEMENT, THEY'LL LOSE BILLIONS IN STATE FUNDING — INCLUDING CAL GRANTS — INSTANTLY.
CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.
CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.
October 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m gonna yell, just like he did…
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT G-DAMNIT!!!!🔥🔥🔥
(Still ain’t trying to elect this man to anything, but appreciate this energy.)
(h/t @clancyny.bsky.social!)
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT G-DAMNIT!!!!🔥🔥🔥
(Still ain’t trying to elect this man to anything, but appreciate this energy.)
(h/t @clancyny.bsky.social!)
My sisters and I were just talking about this 😂 Change my oil, tighten the pipes, make the electricity work! That is my sexuality—Mr. Fixit-sexual
Women love to see a nigga fix some shit. You ain’t never been fucked like a nigga that fixed an appliance. I promise you 😭😭😭😭😭
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My sisters and I were just talking about this 😂 Change my oil, tighten the pipes, make the electricity work! That is my sexuality—Mr. Fixit-sexual
Mmhmm. And we do a little salsa dance with it
I sing this religiously
Castaways we are castaways
August 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Mmhmm. And we do a little salsa dance with it
I’m going to babysit for one of my favorite families. The dad calls to check my eta and I hear the loudest Blackest laughter echoing in the background 😂🥰 I love it! Probably one of my favorite sounds
August 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m going to babysit for one of my favorite families. The dad calls to check my eta and I hear the loudest Blackest laughter echoing in the background 😂🥰 I love it! Probably one of my favorite sounds
I was honest about my anxiety today in therapy 😬😬 Hoping the grippy sock man doesn’t come to collect me
August 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I was honest about my anxiety today in therapy 😬😬 Hoping the grippy sock man doesn’t come to collect me
When I get off of work, I’m going home, getting in my bed, and going STRAIGHT to sleep. Whatever needs to be figured out will be figured out on Thursday.
August 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When I get off of work, I’m going home, getting in my bed, and going STRAIGHT to sleep. Whatever needs to be figured out will be figured out on Thursday.
Today I learned that anteaters and aardvarks are different species of mammals and not alternative names for the same animal.
A couple of weeks ago I found out the same thing about dolphins and porpoises.
What else don’t I know???! Why am I here when everything is a mystery?!?
A couple of weeks ago I found out the same thing about dolphins and porpoises.
What else don’t I know???! Why am I here when everything is a mystery?!?
August 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Today I learned that anteaters and aardvarks are different species of mammals and not alternative names for the same animal.
A couple of weeks ago I found out the same thing about dolphins and porpoises.
What else don’t I know???! Why am I here when everything is a mystery?!?
A couple of weeks ago I found out the same thing about dolphins and porpoises.
What else don’t I know???! Why am I here when everything is a mystery?!?
Ugh.
I’m in a Black child free group on Facebook and some of the people are truly noxious.
There’s a huge diffeeence between choosing not to have children and being hateful towards children and the people who choose to have them.
I’m in a Black child free group on Facebook and some of the people are truly noxious.
There’s a huge diffeeence between choosing not to have children and being hateful towards children and the people who choose to have them.
August 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ugh.
I’m in a Black child free group on Facebook and some of the people are truly noxious.
There’s a huge diffeeence between choosing not to have children and being hateful towards children and the people who choose to have them.
I’m in a Black child free group on Facebook and some of the people are truly noxious.
There’s a huge diffeeence between choosing not to have children and being hateful towards children and the people who choose to have them.
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Shoutout to the people who pray for the demise of ShadeRoom and other gossip sites.
Decenter the celebrity
Decenter the celebrity
July 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Shoutout to the people who pray for the demise of ShadeRoom and other gossip sites.
Decenter the celebrity
Decenter the celebrity
I finally made the chicken Alfredo pizza I’ve been dreaming about for a month and it’s EXACTLY as good as o wanted it to be. Praise God and the angels and the ancestors who guided me 🙌🏽
July 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I finally made the chicken Alfredo pizza I’ve been dreaming about for a month and it’s EXACTLY as good as o wanted it to be. Praise God and the angels and the ancestors who guided me 🙌🏽
It depends on what I’m coming home to.
Could be a couple of days. Could be a month
Could be a couple of days. Could be a month
How long does it take yall to unpack after a trip? Tryna see sum. 👀
July 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It depends on what I’m coming home to.
Could be a couple of days. Could be a month
Could be a couple of days. Could be a month
You guys 😭😭 I ordered my fave sandwich— Chicken salad melt on white bread with provolone cheese and they gave me a barbecue chicken salad melt on a croissant with cheddar cheese 😭😭😭 I am heartbroken. My heart is broken 😭😭😂 @ubereats.bsky.social @chickensaladchick.bsky.social
July 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You guys 😭😭 I ordered my fave sandwich— Chicken salad melt on white bread with provolone cheese and they gave me a barbecue chicken salad melt on a croissant with cheddar cheese 😭😭😭 I am heartbroken. My heart is broken 😭😭😂 @ubereats.bsky.social @chickensaladchick.bsky.social
Men who are uncomfortable with their kids calling them daddy are in need of therapy. God bless them, but they need professional assistance.
July 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Men who are uncomfortable with their kids calling them daddy are in need of therapy. God bless them, but they need professional assistance.
Whether I’m from NJ, NC, or Michigan truly depends on the day and the subject matter.
July 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Whether I’m from NJ, NC, or Michigan truly depends on the day and the subject matter.
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Tired of carrying the rest of the country.
July 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Tired of carrying the rest of the country.