Heather Marie
@charmlesslass.bsky.social
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RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
I can’t stop thinking about the amazing guys who worked on my roof last month. I don’t believe in god, but every day they were at my house, I prayed, “Dear god, if ICE comes, will I have the strength to do what is right?” It has haunted me every day since.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I can’t stop thinking about the amazing guys who worked on my roof last month. I don’t believe in god, but every day they were at my house, I prayed, “Dear god, if ICE comes, will I have the strength to do what is right?” It has haunted me every day since.
Reposted by Heather Marie
We’ve always been at war with the wine moms.
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
We’ve always been at war with the wine moms.
I want to start a completely baseless rumor that the current pretender to the French throne is behind the Louvre burglary so he can use the crown jewels to reinstate the monarchy. Anyone with me?
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I want to start a completely baseless rumor that the current pretender to the French throne is behind the Louvre burglary so he can use the crown jewels to reinstate the monarchy. Anyone with me?
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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Susan Collins is concerned.
June 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Susan Collins is concerned.
This was a quick but really informative and excellent book about something we don’t think about much but really should.
May 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This was a quick but really informative and excellent book about something we don’t think about much but really should.
I will forever be grateful that I kept feeling compelled to put off getting a Harry Potter tattoo I wanted.
May 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I will forever be grateful that I kept feeling compelled to put off getting a Harry Potter tattoo I wanted.
5/5 stars would attend.
May 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
5/5 stars would attend.
Just finished. Highly recommend.
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just finished. Highly recommend.
I got Cardinal Pizzaballa on the fifth ballot. Anyone else?
May 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I got Cardinal Pizzaballa on the fifth ballot. Anyone else?
Oh those kids.
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh those kids.
I’m an elder millennial so I’ve seen a lot of technological advancement in my life. And yet I still feel like the logos they digitally add to the court during basketball games must be done using wizardry. Also the ability to print from my phone.
May 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’m an elder millennial so I’ve seen a lot of technological advancement in my life. And yet I still feel like the logos they digitally add to the court during basketball games must be done using wizardry. Also the ability to print from my phone.
I’m sorry. I don’t like AI. I’ve seen The Matrix too many times.
April 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m sorry. I don’t like AI. I’ve seen The Matrix too many times.
Oddly apt timing but definitely worth a watch.
April 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oddly apt timing but definitely worth a watch.
Pete. Peeeeeeeete. What are you doing, Pete?
BREAKING NYT:
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat.
Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat
The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.
www.nytimes.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Pete. Peeeeeeeete. What are you doing, Pete?
Since it’s coming up again, this is your friendly reminder that Marshall law would be this guy’s law. The other one is martial law.
April 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Since it’s coming up again, this is your friendly reminder that Marshall law would be this guy’s law. The other one is martial law.
This.
Friendly reminder. In the United States, criminals are entitled to due process. Even if you pay hush money rig an election, steal top secret documents, or incite a mob to overthrow the government; no matter how egregious your crimes, you’re entitled to due process.
April 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This.
I’m just hours into my time on this platform and already my feed is about 75% cats - I have neither pets nor the desire for pets, and yet this algorithmic suggestion gives me pause.
April 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m just hours into my time on this platform and already my feed is about 75% cats - I have neither pets nor the desire for pets, and yet this algorithmic suggestion gives me pause.
What’s past is prologue.
April 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What’s past is prologue.
Taking a moment’s break from politics to think about how even though I’m a sunscreen evangelist now, the sunburn I got on a marching band trip to Orlando when I was seventeen is the one that will eventually give me cancer. Slap that SPF 2000 on your children whether they like it or not.
April 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Taking a moment’s break from politics to think about how even though I’m a sunscreen evangelist now, the sunburn I got on a marching band trip to Orlando when I was seventeen is the one that will eventually give me cancer. Slap that SPF 2000 on your children whether they like it or not.
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This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
April 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
Let facts be submitted to a candid world.
April 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Let facts be submitted to a candid world.