𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽’ 𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙽!
@chaosthexry.bsky.social
“Wonder where I drifted to this time...” A Chaosverse Original Role-Parody Account.
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[ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜʀɪᴠᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ.
ᴄʜᴏᴏꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ, ᴅʀɪꜰᴛᴇʀ.]
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴜᴍ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴅɪᴇ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ.
ᴄʜᴏᴏꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟʟʏ, ᴅʀɪꜰᴛᴇʀ.]
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<"Heres to a new year with the same old douchebags chasing me around, unfortunately.">
December 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM
<"Heres to a new year with the same old douchebags chasing me around, unfortunately.">
<"... huh.
Well, you seem comfy.">
Well, you seem comfy.">
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
<"... huh.
Well, you seem comfy.">
Well, you seem comfy.">
Enjoying a honey bun.
December 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Enjoying a honey bun.
🕵️ {very fun to rp with, ESPECIALLY as Alex Kidd XD-)
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🕵️ {very fun to rp with, ESPECIALLY as Alex Kidd XD-)
<"Running away from the HPA isn't really something to take pride in.
I mean yeah, I get away, but it's either delaying or absolute hell.
I don't even know how they can find me, they just DO-!">
I mean yeah, I get away, but it's either delaying or absolute hell.
I don't even know how they can find me, they just DO-!">
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
<"Running away from the HPA isn't really something to take pride in.
I mean yeah, I get away, but it's either delaying or absolute hell.
I don't even know how they can find me, they just DO-!">
I mean yeah, I get away, but it's either delaying or absolute hell.
I don't even know how they can find me, they just DO-!">
🕵️ {I know you said that this isn't pointed at anybody in particular but I'm sorry if I made you feel that way-!
Tbh though I just now found out you had other accs-)
Tbh though I just now found out you had other accs-)
-
about this because it's just numbers on a screen because I don't care about that kind of stuff anymore (hence why I don't even acknowledge my follower count)
about this because it's just numbers on a screen because I don't care about that kind of stuff anymore (hence why I don't even acknowledge my follower count)
December 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
🕵️ {I know you said that this isn't pointed at anybody in particular but I'm sorry if I made you feel that way-!
Tbh though I just now found out you had other accs-)
Tbh though I just now found out you had other accs-)
<"Merry Christmas, you guys.!
... I have to spend another alone, but I hope everyone else is having fun with the people you care about!">
... I have to spend another alone, but I hope everyone else is having fun with the people you care about!">
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
<"Merry Christmas, you guys.!
... I have to spend another alone, but I hope everyone else is having fun with the people you care about!">
... I have to spend another alone, but I hope everyone else is having fun with the people you care about!">
<"I dunno if I even still HAVE any friends, to be honest.">
"Happy Holiday everyone! The healthiest thing you can do is spend time with family and friends!"
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
<"I dunno if I even still HAVE any friends, to be honest.">
<"Ugh... I rather eat baloney than that...
Speaking of meat, you wanna hot dog for 5 bucks? Turns out, people will PAY you for food!">
Speaking of meat, you wanna hot dog for 5 bucks? Turns out, people will PAY you for food!">
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
<"Ugh... I rather eat baloney than that...
Speaking of meat, you wanna hot dog for 5 bucks? Turns out, people will PAY you for food!">
Speaking of meat, you wanna hot dog for 5 bucks? Turns out, people will PAY you for food!">
<"I heard about it from movies. Do you know what it tastes like?">
December 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
<"I heard about it from movies. Do you know what it tastes like?">
<"What does it taste like?
... Is it good enough for me to try?">
... Is it good enough for me to try?">
“I feel like how a spoonful kool-aid powder tastes.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
<"What does it taste like?
... Is it good enough for me to try?">
... Is it good enough for me to try?">
<"You think we make reality get fricked up a lot, we can overload the gauntlet?">
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
<"You think we make reality get fricked up a lot, we can overload the gauntlet?">
<"Oi. Oi Disney.
Real powerful glove you got there, eh?
So, you can do anything with it, eh?">
They came up with big brain idea. Thank goodness the internet still exists to look up stuff.
Real powerful glove you got there, eh?
So, you can do anything with it, eh?">
They came up with big brain idea. Thank goodness the internet still exists to look up stuff.
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
<"Oi. Oi Disney.
Real powerful glove you got there, eh?
So, you can do anything with it, eh?">
They came up with big brain idea. Thank goodness the internet still exists to look up stuff.
Real powerful glove you got there, eh?
So, you can do anything with it, eh?">
They came up with big brain idea. Thank goodness the internet still exists to look up stuff.
<"Someone help me out with new food stuff, I suck at anything that's not simple.
This cooking stuff got hands..">
This cooking stuff got hands..">
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
<"Someone help me out with new food stuff, I suck at anything that's not simple.
This cooking stuff got hands..">
This cooking stuff got hands..">
<"No wonder the Luigi vs Tails fight seemed unfair.">
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
<"No wonder the Luigi vs Tails fight seemed unfair.">
<"THAT'S WHY I'M CONFUSED!">
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I'M NOT WRONG AM I!?
I'M NOT WRONG AM I!?
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
<"THAT'S WHY I'M CONFUSED!">
["What the dog doin?"]
December 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
["What the dog doin?"]
<"Hey, did you guys know that people will actually PAY YOU to get food ON THE STREET?
It's true! I sold a bunch a hot dogs and got 50 dollars for 'em! I'M MAKING MONEY, BABY!">
It's true! I sold a bunch a hot dogs and got 50 dollars for 'em! I'M MAKING MONEY, BABY!">
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
<"Hey, did you guys know that people will actually PAY YOU to get food ON THE STREET?
It's true! I sold a bunch a hot dogs and got 50 dollars for 'em! I'M MAKING MONEY, BABY!">
It's true! I sold a bunch a hot dogs and got 50 dollars for 'em! I'M MAKING MONEY, BABY!">
<"... now you see why the phrase, "come back around like a boomerang" exists for a reason?">
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
<"... now you see why the phrase, "come back around like a boomerang" exists for a reason?">
<"Would... would you like a Medi-Can?">
"....My hands hurt. My everything hurts."
December 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
<"Would... would you like a Medi-Can?">
<"You may live music but I breathe memes. We are not the same.">
December 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
<"You may live music but I breathe memes. We are not the same.">
<"HEY! GUMMIBEAR IS A INTERNET TREASURE AND A TIMELESS CLASSIC!
I RATHER LISTEN TO IT ANYDAY THAN THE RAP NONSENSE THAT'S COMING OUT NOWADAYS!">
I RATHER LISTEN TO IT ANYDAY THAN THE RAP NONSENSE THAT'S COMING OUT NOWADAYS!">
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
<"HEY! GUMMIBEAR IS A INTERNET TREASURE AND A TIMELESS CLASSIC!
I RATHER LISTEN TO IT ANYDAY THAN THE RAP NONSENSE THAT'S COMING OUT NOWADAYS!">
I RATHER LISTEN TO IT ANYDAY THAN THE RAP NONSENSE THAT'S COMING OUT NOWADAYS!">