𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽’ 𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙽!
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𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽’ 𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙸𝙽!
@chaosthexry.bsky.social
“Wonder where I drifted to this time...” A Chaosverse Original Role-Parody Account.
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<" Hey. Tsuki.
Can I ask a small favor? If.. if you don't mind?">
February 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
<"... never say those slurred words in that particular sentence again.

... also a burger would be nice.">
February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
<"Like.
Like me or...">
"I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I think aliens are keeping an eye on me."
February 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
["DID SOMEBODY SAY-/ BWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"]
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
<"Only if you have a love interest or a secret admirer.
Or both. You never know.">
"Wait? Is today meant to be important?"
February 14, 2026 at 1:10 PM
<"This is probably one of the most beautiful sights I've ever seen and it's sad that I may never see it again-">
"𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑬." The pink puffball set up an entire table of heart shaped chocolates. "I MADE CHOCOLATE FOR CHUUUUU"
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
["Again?!"]
“ALSO LEAVE MARIO ALONE
ALL OF YOU

CHILL-“
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
<"...
Dog lady.">
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
<"I mean...
The one that doesn't burn a kitchen down.">

🕵️ {btw Hiro is they/them if not specified, just a heads up-)
"Well... I've got plenty of mechanic friends, you uh... gotta be specific..."

*He tilted his head... was he talkin' about Tsuki? or Susie? he can't tell...*
<"Hey, uh, your friend, the Mechanic... she's good with tech, right?
... asking for a friend.">

Dawg you a paradox on the run, any friend you might've had would most definitely forget about you if you left their verse for a bit.
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
<"Damn..">

They seem solemn.
“I have the same problem with ghosts. Ever since they kidnapped my brother, I panic whenever I see one...”
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
<"Hey, uh, your friend, the Mechanic... she's good with tech, right?
... asking for a friend.">

Dawg you a paradox on the run, any friend you might've had would most definitely forget about you if you left their verse for a bit.
*Yawn!*

"Afternoon! what did I miss?"
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
<"Old people are a lot nicer than I remembered.
I helped an old lady cross the sweet and she said she saw me on those wanted posters and never understood what the danger of my presence was.
So for the time being I got a place to stay and get food at.">
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
<"FRICK YOU THINK I AM, STEVE FROM MINECRAFT?!">
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
🕵️ {a long while ago, I guess-
I'm talking back when I was a kid-)
February 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
<"Water reflects the suns heat.
Where the heat gonna go if there's no water.
Guess.">
id say this is global cooling
-🟣

[print(“:ou:”)]
<"GLOBAL WARMING'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH, BUDDY, LET'S NOT MAKE IT WORSE, HUH?!?>
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 PM
<"Hey... uhh.. Tootsie, or something like that...
You make tech, right?">
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
<"Heard as much. I tend to easedrop when I have nothing else to do.
... Susie from Planet Robobot..">
They seem to be muttering something...
<"She makes machines, right... maybe...">
“Yeah... It’s an alien who didn’t pay attention to the instructions.”
<"Well, Sooooo-ryyyyy for not being good at something you NEVER GOT TA- oh wait, you're not talking about me. Nevermind.">
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
<".">
February 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
<"I think people are so eager to choose the "Kill All Evil" option that they forget that want they deem evil will, inevitably, change over time.
Yeah, it STARTS as a villain who "deserves it", but will it stay that way? Or will the people who deserve it become citizens?">
February 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
<"Yikes... trauma doesn't play around. I mean, I speak from experience. Anytime the "power of light" is mentioned, I tense up like a wild animal.">
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
<"Yeah, I feel ya.
It gets to a point, you know?">
“B-but I don't like evil and scary things...”
February 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
<".. oh, sorry. Deep in thought.
Hi Kirby, it's been a while.">
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
<"Well, Sooooo-ryyyyy for not being good at something you NEVER GOT TA- oh wait, you're not talking about me. Nevermind.">
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
<"GLOBAL WARMING'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH, BUDDY, LET'S NOT MAKE IT WORSE, HUH?!?>
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM