Bria LaVorgna
@chaosbria.com
she/her 🏳️🌈 | Nerdy, mixed race Asian writer who lifts weights | Cosplayer & Seamstress
Bylines: Star Wars, Marvel Comics, The She Series Book
The OG Inferno Squad and Doctor Aphra fan. Chief Bellara Romancer of the Dragon Age Community Council. 💙🦁
Bylines: Star Wars, Marvel Comics, The She Series Book
The OG Inferno Squad and Doctor Aphra fan. Chief Bellara Romancer of the Dragon Age Community Council. 💙🦁
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Your rental car gets struck by lightning once in a major metropolitan area and suddenly your family refuses to let you be the rental car driver there ever again even though you’d be the better choice 🙄
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Your rental car gets struck by lightning once in a major metropolitan area and suddenly your family refuses to let you be the rental car driver there ever again even though you’d be the better choice 🙄
There is truly no other way to describe THE STARVING SAINTS than as a sapphic cannibalism fever dream of a book.
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There is truly no other way to describe THE STARVING SAINTS than as a sapphic cannibalism fever dream of a book.
1. Make my Veilguard Morrigan and/or Bellara costumes
2. Stream what I’m mentally calling my warrior redemption run of Veilguard
3. ……….maybe finally finish my Cassandra costume I started before the world shut down
2. Stream what I’m mentally calling my warrior redemption run of Veilguard
3. ……….maybe finally finish my Cassandra costume I started before the world shut down
Happy #DAFanFriday! Completely forgot it's Friday and only found out now, after 4pm.
Do you have any new year's resolutions related to Dragon Age? (eg, beat the game on a certain difficulty, romance a certain character, finish a certain run, draw some fanart, write a fic...?)
Do you have any new year's resolutions related to Dragon Age? (eg, beat the game on a certain difficulty, romance a certain character, finish a certain run, draw some fanart, write a fic...?)
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
1. Make my Veilguard Morrigan and/or Bellara costumes
2. Stream what I’m mentally calling my warrior redemption run of Veilguard
3. ……….maybe finally finish my Cassandra costume I started before the world shut down
2. Stream what I’m mentally calling my warrior redemption run of Veilguard
3. ……….maybe finally finish my Cassandra costume I started before the world shut down
Oh no my family is encouraging my Greek mythology kick via early birthday presents:
December 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Oh no my family is encouraging my Greek mythology kick via early birthday presents:
A very exciting Christmas for me!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A very exciting Christmas for me!!
Hello from a Very Italian Christmas Eve, aka: all the fishes
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hello from a Very Italian Christmas Eve, aka: all the fishes
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December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I have somehow let my mother convince me to go to Zumba class with her instead of lifting weights and this is going to go so poorly because I’ve been lowkey allergic to cardio this year 😅
December 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I have somehow let my mother convince me to go to Zumba class with her instead of lifting weights and this is going to go so poorly because I’ve been lowkey allergic to cardio this year 😅
Yesterday and today were supposed to be quiet, catch up telework days at the day job and they very much have not been and I'm taking that personally.
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yesterday and today were supposed to be quiet, catch up telework days at the day job and they very much have not been and I'm taking that personally.
I am approximately 0% excited or intrigued by that new Odyssey trailer, whew.
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I am approximately 0% excited or intrigued by that new Odyssey trailer, whew.
The unasked for protein update: I finally remembered that there was a bit of leftover frittata and several slices of red meat in the fridge and ate them right out of their containers while standing over the sink
Currently deeply disappointed in myself that I remembered to pack travel dice but not protein powder for this trip 😤
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The unasked for protein update: I finally remembered that there was a bit of leftover frittata and several slices of red meat in the fridge and ate them right out of their containers while standing over the sink
Currently deeply disappointed in myself that I remembered to pack travel dice but not protein powder for this trip 😤
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Currently deeply disappointed in myself that I remembered to pack travel dice but not protein powder for this trip 😤
Someone says boar and my brain just immediately thinks about Dimitri Fire Emblem. It’s not my fault!!!
December 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Someone says boar and my brain just immediately thinks about Dimitri Fire Emblem. It’s not my fault!!!
Trying to explain how DnD works to my mother went about as well as one might expect 😂
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Trying to explain how DnD works to my mother went about as well as one might expect 😂
“Bria, why are you like this?”
Well because I walked into my parents house and was given a lecture within five minutes of being here about the size of a moose’s tenderloins compared to those of a white tailed deer.
Well because I walked into my parents house and was given a lecture within five minutes of being here about the size of a moose’s tenderloins compared to those of a white tailed deer.
A thing about me is that I WILL get pedantic about the difference between antlers and horns.
December 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“Bria, why are you like this?”
Well because I walked into my parents house and was given a lecture within five minutes of being here about the size of a moose’s tenderloins compared to those of a white tailed deer.
Well because I walked into my parents house and was given a lecture within five minutes of being here about the size of a moose’s tenderloins compared to those of a white tailed deer.
A thing about me is that I WILL get pedantic about the difference between antlers and horns.
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A thing about me is that I WILL get pedantic about the difference between antlers and horns.
lollllll not me pulling out two sets of dice to bring with me for a trip and thinking, "wow my dice bag really is feeling empty," only to realize I'd never put back the four sets I'd set aside to use for a character in the Curse of Strahd game we're never playing again. (They're back now.)
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
lollllll not me pulling out two sets of dice to bring with me for a trip and thinking, "wow my dice bag really is feeling empty," only to realize I'd never put back the four sets I'd set aside to use for a character in the Curse of Strahd game we're never playing again. (They're back now.)
I'm going to fistfight my HOA in a Denny's parking lot for acting like it's no big deal we haven't gotten our mail delivered for two weeks because they installed new mailboxes AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE until after and the post office can't access them.
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm going to fistfight my HOA in a Denny's parking lot for acting like it's no big deal we haven't gotten our mail delivered for two weeks because they installed new mailboxes AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE until after and the post office can't access them.
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I mean I got my crumbs
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I mean I got my crumbs
Did you fall asleep thinking about a backstory to the backstory of one of your TTRPG characters and then wake up the next day and word vomit 1800 words into a blank doc or are you normal?
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Did you fall asleep thinking about a backstory to the backstory of one of your TTRPG characters and then wake up the next day and word vomit 1800 words into a blank doc or are you normal?
The world is bad right now and I'm just...... so tired. It's also been A Week for me with "highlights" including my grandmother passing away on Sunday and me getting sent home from work on Tuesday because my lead was worried I might pass out. So if I haven't been responsive lately, forgive me.
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The world is bad right now and I'm just...... so tired. It's also been A Week for me with "highlights" including my grandmother passing away on Sunday and me getting sent home from work on Tuesday because my lead was worried I might pass out. So if I haven't been responsive lately, forgive me.
2025 can fuck all the way off.
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
2025 can fuck all the way off.
I was going to get up and be productive but then I saw snow on the ground and just made coffee and got back in bed to play video games because nope
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I was going to get up and be productive but then I saw snow on the ground and just made coffee and got back in bed to play video games because nope
oops I picked up the Three Hopes run I started last year again
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
oops I picked up the Three Hopes run I started last year again