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Bria LaVorgna
@chaosbria.com
she/her 🏳️‍🌈 | Nerdy, mixed race Asian writer who lifts weights | Cosplayer & Seamstress

Bylines: Star Wars, Marvel Comics, The She Series Book

The OG Inferno Squad and Doctor Aphra fan. Chief Bellara Romancer of the Dragon Age Community Council. 💙🦁
Me: I need to take advantage of today to finish up me freelance work.

Also Me: What if I watch K-Pop Demon Hunters at 8:30am instead?
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Be careful about bantering with your DM on BlueSky about what your TTRPG character might do and how it'll probably be a while off because inevitably, you will end up doing exactly that the next session.

(My character finally kissed her love interest!!!)
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This weekend, while celebrating my grandma's 100th birthday with family, I learned a distant cousin has some of our genealogy that not only says where in China our family is from but it goes all the way back to 960. (That is not a typo.)
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Untitled Goose Case
#nevegallus
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Someone please save me. My father’s sitting here reading aloud a [REDACTED] article about something Grogu did in the forthcoming movie footage and saying how it’s “fixing a major mistake” from the last season of Mando like it’s BIG NEWS and Grogu’s being stifled.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Love to take a day off from my day job only to spend it working on my other job. Such relaxing, much chill. 😩
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I can't play Mass Effect today I don't have my console with me but at least I'm wearing my N7 cardigan. That counts, right?
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I refuse to provide context but also I did just have to hear my uncle say the words “turkey hand job” while sitting at the dinner table and I need to inflict that on all of you who follow me so others can suffer too.
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Still seeking BIPOC folks for paid modeling in Seattle on Sunday November 9th!

If you’re a Dragon Age fan, even if you aren’t a cosplayer, we want to work with you 💙 Please reply here or send a DM
(just note I’m working remotely today so will get to responses a little later today 🙏)
HELLO SEATTLE-AREA DRAGON AGE COSPLAYERS OF COLOR

Are you available on Sunday November 9th? I have a cool photo shoot project I’m seeking models for, and YES it is paid!!

Please reply here & I’ll reach out with more details 👀

(Signal boosts welcome!!)
#DragonAge
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I love to play the game called, “Am I car sick, anxious, or just hungry?”
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Not me having to explain 1) my Katherine Howard from SIX costume and 2) my WiFi network name (AntivanCrows) were to the ISP tech 😅
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sometimes, living in NoVA means you look around at the fairly empty gym and ask yourself, "Is this because of the shutdown or because of election night hangovers?" and the answer could honestly be either or both.
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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3) They wrecked NOVA's economy, firing our workers and contractors, and then furloughing those who are left by shutting down the government for the purpose of making sure people can't afford health insurance.
Or food for that matter.

WTH did they think was going to happen at the ballot box?
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Good job, Virginia.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I got two significant pieces of good news today and it feels..... weird? Strange? Neither of them are even about me but they were both very much not sure things so it's a relief to hear them.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Got the first good news regarding something today that’s been a stressor for a while.
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
On the one hand, I know it’s good for me to take monthly progress gym pictures but on the other hand, I feel like garbage about today’s and now I gotta go to work and sit in an office all day with that feeling so ugh 😤
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If you were to ask me, "Hey Bria, are you standing in your kitchen brainstorming potential banter between your DnD character and the doppelgänger who replaced her because you're playing both of them in a big battle?"

.......obviously the answer would be no. That would be wild. And so unlike me.
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I have so many post it notes all over and around my desk that are a mix of ones for two different jobs, cosplay, house things, and DnD notes and it's really starting to get to be chaos.
November 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Well, tone of the ttrpg writing/designing contract gigs I was on just went up in smoke for reasons outside of my control. So, yeah if anyone has leads on a full time job; HMU in DM's?

In the meantime throwing means of support out. Again. JFC
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Every now and then, I send someone (usually the DM) in one of the TTRPG campaigns I'm in a message that makes even me pause and go, "There is something not right with me." 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
So many people have asked me why I don’t try and be a full time writer/creative and the blunt answer is always that I am a single-by-choice woman who needs health insurance and a steady paycheck for her mortgage. A full time job is the only way. I just sacrifice sleep and free time to write.
Many full time creatives have “invisible safety nets” like bread-winning partners, trust funds, external support, etc. No shame on anyone, but it creates a false vision of success. The cost of going to cons alone on top of hoping to eat as a freelancer are untenable, IMO.
When people hear that I'm returning to part time work they often ask "are things not going well with your art?"

The problem really is things are going well, but the world is so unstable that I long for some consistency and income that I don't have to pay quarterly taxes on
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I had an Ao3 tab open instead of my session notes when I opened my laptop to DM on Friday and made a crack about how those weren't helpful. One of my players said, "Oh maybe you could base a session off of them."

Reader, I read off three of the tags and their eyes went so wide. 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM