Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P.
@champagnempsp.bsky.social
Ancien Ministre des Sorties Scolaires
Former Minister of Field Trips
Candidat à la réélection pour le poste de Député pour Saint-Maurice—Champlain
Running for re-election as M.P. for Saint-Maurice—Champlain
PARODY ACCOUNT
Former Minister of Field Trips
Candidat à la réélection pour le poste de Député pour Saint-Maurice—Champlain
Running for re-election as M.P. for Saint-Maurice—Champlain
PARODY ACCOUNT
Reposted by Hon. Samy Champagne, P.C., M.P.
Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
I would like to thank the people of Saint-Maurice—Champlain for electing me a third time as their Member of Parliament, this time with @polarmpsp.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I would like to thank the people of Saint-Maurice—Champlain for electing me a third time as their Member of Parliament, this time with @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Very well said! The Polar party is the only one that truly puts Canada first!
This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!
@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social questioning a little bit the allegiances of both LEGO parties… Why do we have 2 parties dedicated to Scandalnavian toys in our parliament?
October 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Very well said! The Polar party is the only one that truly puts Canada first!
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These are unjustified tariffs and they must END.
I’m calling on all leaders @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social, @kaitlinma.bsky.social, @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social, @luciedpcmpsp.bsky.social to denounce the New Frengland administration. NOW!
They have 24 hours! ⏰
Cc: @thenationalroast.bsky.social
I’m calling on all leaders @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social, @kaitlinma.bsky.social, @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social, @luciedpcmpsp.bsky.social to denounce the New Frengland administration. NOW!
They have 24 hours! ⏰
Cc: @thenationalroast.bsky.social
1/2 Today, New Frengland launched a trade war against Canada : their coolest partner and ally — their coolest friend.
Canadians are nice, but when our country is at stake, we will be ready to ice the competition.
Canadians are nice, but when our country is at stake, we will be ready to ice the competition.
October 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
These are unjustified tariffs and they must END.
I’m calling on all leaders @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social, @kaitlinma.bsky.social, @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social, @luciedpcmpsp.bsky.social to denounce the New Frengland administration. NOW!
They have 24 hours! ⏰
Cc: @thenationalroast.bsky.social
I’m calling on all leaders @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social, @kaitlinma.bsky.social, @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social, @luciedpcmpsp.bsky.social to denounce the New Frengland administration. NOW!
They have 24 hours! ⏰
Cc: @thenationalroast.bsky.social
Kiwi Birds have finally migrated north
October 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Kiwi Birds have finally migrated north
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This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!
@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social questioning a little bit the allegiances of both LEGO parties… Why do we have 2 parties dedicated to Scandalnavian toys in our parliament?
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This foreign interference nonsense must stop. Choose the Polar Party today for a true Canadian support ❄️🥶!!!
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Qui est prêt à Rendre le Canada le pays le plus Frais au monde ? ❄️🇨🇦
September 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Qui est prêt à Rendre le Canada le pays le plus Frais au monde ? ❄️🇨🇦
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September 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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To align with our vision for a true Northern Confederation and to honor the Permanent Winter Parliamentary Schedule, I've officially changed my name from "Summer" to Winter. My commitment to a cool Canada is no joke. Let's make every day a snow day! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
To align with our vision for a true Northern Confederation and to honor the Permanent Winter Parliamentary Schedule, I've officially changed my name from "Summer" to Winter. My commitment to a cool Canada is no joke. Let's make every day a snow day! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Wouldn’t it be beautiful if this was our daily commute everyday? ❄️☃️🌨️ @polarmpsp.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Wouldn’t it be beautiful if this was our daily commute everyday? ❄️☃️🌨️ @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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This Jedi MP is ashamed of her record—trying to distance herself from the preschool policies that broke our education system. Now she’s flip-flopping on the very schemes she once backed.
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
September 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This Jedi MP is ashamed of her record—trying to distance herself from the preschool policies that broke our education system. Now she’s flip-flopping on the very schemes she once backed.
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
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Let me be clear : at three years old, kids should be building snowmen outside—not glued to TikTok alone in their rooms.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
September 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Let me be clear : at three years old, kids should be building snowmen outside—not glued to TikTok alone in their rooms.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
That’s scandalous!!
While Canadians are cutting back on expenses to cool their homes because of #Dominflation, Dominic wants to send taxpayers money to the moon—out of the country—to please his foreign New Frengland donors.
This Jedy globalist agenda must be stopped.
This Jedy globalist agenda must be stopped.
September 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
That’s scandalous!!
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🚨NOT CANADIAN🚨
We’ve called on the Ethics Commissioner to investigate the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social’s foreign ties and funding from New Frengland — a foreign power now threatening tariffs on our hockey sticks lumber, and even our sacred icebergs.
Canada deserves real Canadian leadership. ❄️🇨🇦
We’ve called on the Ethics Commissioner to investigate the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social’s foreign ties and funding from New Frengland — a foreign power now threatening tariffs on our hockey sticks lumber, and even our sacred icebergs.
Canada deserves real Canadian leadership. ❄️🇨🇦
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
🚨NOT CANADIAN🚨
We’ve called on the Ethics Commissioner to investigate the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social’s foreign ties and funding from New Frengland — a foreign power now threatening tariffs on our hockey sticks lumber, and even our sacred icebergs.
Canada deserves real Canadian leadership. ❄️🇨🇦
We’ve called on the Ethics Commissioner to investigate the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social’s foreign ties and funding from New Frengland — a foreign power now threatening tariffs on our hockey sticks lumber, and even our sacred icebergs.
Canada deserves real Canadian leadership. ❄️🇨🇦
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Brrr It’s cold in here
There must be some @polarmpsp.bsky.social in the atmosphere
Bring it on 🧊
Brrr, il fait froid icit
Y’a sûrement du @polarmpsp.bsky.social dans l’atmosphère
Vous êtes pas prêt.es! 🧊
There must be some @polarmpsp.bsky.social in the atmosphere
Bring it on 🧊
Brrr, il fait froid icit
Y’a sûrement du @polarmpsp.bsky.social dans l’atmosphère
Vous êtes pas prêt.es! 🧊
September 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Brrr It’s cold in here
There must be some @polarmpsp.bsky.social in the atmosphere
Bring it on 🧊
Brrr, il fait froid icit
Y’a sûrement du @polarmpsp.bsky.social dans l’atmosphère
Vous êtes pas prêt.es! 🧊
There must be some @polarmpsp.bsky.social in the atmosphere
Bring it on 🧊
Brrr, il fait froid icit
Y’a sûrement du @polarmpsp.bsky.social dans l’atmosphère
Vous êtes pas prêt.es! 🧊
This is a polar kiwi @summeryang.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is a polar kiwi @summeryang.bsky.social
Je suis ravi d’annoncer que je vais me présenter pour un nouveau mandat dans Saint-Maurice—Champlain avec @polarmpsp.bsky.social dirigé par @romeompsp.bsky.social
a polar bear and her cub are hugging in the snow .
ALT: a polar bear and her cub are hugging in the snow .
media.tenor.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Je suis ravi d’annoncer que je vais me présenter pour un nouveau mandat dans Saint-Maurice—Champlain avec @polarmpsp.bsky.social dirigé par @romeompsp.bsky.social
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AND WERE BACK MPSP ‘26
September 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
AND WERE BACK MPSP ‘26
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3 vs 1 - proves my point !
CANADA FIRST. 🇨🇦
CANADA FIRST. 🇨🇦
September 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
3 vs 1 - proves my point !
CANADA FIRST. 🇨🇦
CANADA FIRST. 🇨🇦
The Ministry of School Trips shall organized a fantastic field trip to a playground in Gertalia (who we supported in their war with Frengland last year) to touch grass!
No Brat or Big Foot allowed
(unless they are nice and not Scary)
No Brat or Big Foot allowed
(unless they are nice and not Scary)
January 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Ministry of School Trips shall organized a fantastic field trip to a playground in Gertalia (who we supported in their war with Frengland last year) to touch grass!
No Brat or Big Foot allowed
(unless they are nice and not Scary)
No Brat or Big Foot allowed
(unless they are nice and not Scary)
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Searching for any sign of life from @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social like
a green cartoon character is holding a magnifying glass
Alt: The “cut the role” mobile game little green guy looking for something, presumably candy
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January 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Searching for any sign of life from @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social like
Last evening, I assumed the responsibility of Minister of Field Trips. It will be an honour to organize the best field trip in Canada’s history at the playground across Wellington Street 😍.
January 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Last evening, I assumed the responsibility of Minister of Field Trips. It will be an honour to organize the best field trip in Canada’s history at the playground across Wellington Street 😍.
@shahndashakermpsp.bsky.social you are not invited to my birthday party
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 AM
@shahndashakermpsp.bsky.social you are not invited to my birthday party
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Motion to send all brainrots to Ohio
September 22, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Motion to send all brainrots to Ohio