Trevor Schwartz
chainsawturtle.bsky.social
Trevor Schwartz
@chainsawturtle.bsky.social
Writer, comic lover, gamer, funny man. Trying to love life and the people in it. Hope is out there.
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I’ll be long dead before happy news is a regular occurrence.
January 8, 2026 at 7:59 AM
You give a human free will and everything will go to shit.
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Melt #ICE
January 8, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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Minneapolis.
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Play through 35 single-player missions as well as 30 more in the Warzone Campaign of Worms Reloaded!

The Worms 30th Anniversary Celebration supports @onetreeplanted.org.
Worms 30th Anniversary Celebration | Humble Bundle
www.humblebundle.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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It doesn’t mean “fish food.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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"Ray is a verified artist on the streaming platform, draws over 324,000 monthly listeners, and became the top artist on the iTunes top 100 Christian and gospel albums chart this week."
#weird #weirdnews #aislop #fake
www.christianitytoday.com/2025/11/solo...
The Current No. 1 Christian Artist Has No Soul - Christianity Today
AI-generated musician Solomon Ray has stirred a debate among listeners, drawing pushback from popular human singer Forrest Frank.
www.christianitytoday.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Best friend
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Fortnite players got their first glimpse at something never seen in the game before: nipples. Specifically, Homer Simpsons' nipples. And big ones too, at that. https://bit.ly/4o30149
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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hot dog!!! a new season of very important people. RELISH IT 🌭
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I hope my signing table at Galaxycon Columbus is close to the TMNT guys.

I would love to meet @robbierist.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The Clair Obscur: @expedition33.bsky.social 6LP and 2LP box sets from @lacedrecords.com are available for preorder now on the IGN Store!

This deluxe set brings the emotional, chart-topping soundtrack of the 2025 hit RPG to life: https://bit.ly/3X6SSov
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Compete against other players to gain influence and obtain the grandest exhibits to be displayed in World’s Fair 1893.

Choose your own charity on the physical Board Game All Stars bundle.
Humble Board Game Bundle: Board Game All Stars by Renegade Game Studios
www.humblebundle.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Here's everything you need to know about Nintendo's official Black Friday 2025 discounts.
Nintendo Announces Black Friday Sale on Switch Games and Accessories
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November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown

youtu.be/eFI6MwlLJ08
Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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The official Switch 2 memory card is also manufactured by Samsung.
Samsung Releases Its Own MicroSD Express Cards at a Lower Price Than the Official Switch 2 Memory Card
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November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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A meteor, the Milky Way and Mount Fuji captured by photographer Hayata Suzuki.
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Let any whose prejudices would keep them from performing their jobs well do the same.
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Keanu Reeves would love to play Johnny Silverhand again, but how can he given the events of Cyberpunk 2077? It turns out Cyberpunk creator Mike Pondsmith has worked out a way to make it make sense, and has told the much-loved actor: “contact me.” https://bit.ly/3JHmxS4
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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The Godzilla Minus One follow-up is officially called Godzilla Minus Zero.
Godzilla Minus Zero Is Officially the Title of Takashi Yamazaki's Godzilla Minus One Follow-Up — but What Does It Mean?
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November 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM