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Yeet
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Organic free range usda certified mental illness
Husband very artistically stacked egg shells today
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My daughter is only 2 but asked to have earrings like mine and like idk. I told myself I wouldn’t get her ears pierced until she can ask for it, but she seems to be asking for them. I guess maybe I’ll wait til she has an understanding of pain

It’s not that serious, but I want her to consent to it
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
For my birthday can everyone just come over to my house and do odd jobs that I don’t have the energy for please
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Got the last one from Aldi so inshallah my kids don’t break him again. Lol

Am I a fool or am I Sisyphus. One must picture Sisyphus happy
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I am a 30 year old woman who can’t stop listening to twenty one pilots again. I’m not 20!!! What’s going on
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Spent $5 to get a cup for my daughter to drink out of that is in the shape of a gingerbread man that my daughter calls a “Christmas man”
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Everyone told me to go look at the northern lights but I live next to a high school that is so freaking bright so this is my view of the northern lights
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The gales of November come early
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Thought my kids were old enough to get apple juice on the plane ride yesterday. I was wrong. They wound up spilling it everywhere lmao rookie move
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Kids are 2 and don’t remember snow from last year. Son stuck his hands in the snow this morning and was like “wow it cold”
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I got two pairs of AirPod pros 2 from shopgoodwill for $30 and they both work cause the website listed them under the wrong name lol this rocks
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Parents returning from trip sit in car in garage with sleeping toddlers for an hour and a half so as to not wake the beasts
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
God works outside of time but time works outside of airports
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Gentle parenting my coworkers
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Weight fluctuations from pre pregnancy, pregnancy, postpartum, and major knee surgery

February 2022, pre pregnancy: 157
January 2023, pre pregnancy: 160
August 2023, birth: 218
July 2025, post knee op: 185
November 2025: 171

☺️ goal weight is 150!
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
SoundCloud rapper elected mayor of New York City
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You solved the wordle by boobdle in just 1 guess
November 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Coworker taught me I can renew my prescriptions in the Walgreens app instead of calling the pharmacy and I feel like the world just opened up to me
November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Mind if a little white girl say a little “inshallah”
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me, driving home: 😀
My brain: you’re actually a failure for feeding your kids Costco chicken nuggets all the time
Me: 😑
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reposted by Yeet
I know one thing, this white boy will be squeezing “inshallah” into every conversation at Thanksgiving
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Ok figured it out. If my kids go to prek part time instead of full time we can afford it without significantly dipping into savings or decreasing overall financial stability thanks for tuning in
I gotta stop being so stressed about money!!!! And yet 😇
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I gotta stop being so stressed about money!!!! And yet 😇
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Truly will I ever feel confident in any decision I make in regards to my career and family? I always feel this extreme incompetence from my end and I don’t feel like I do anything right
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Elections have made me glad that I made the jump from x to Bluesky lol
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM